DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

https://youtu.be/TD0X_9oo6ok according to this video there was a cease and desist sent to Phil about his Level 1 podcast name?

Lets say thats the real guy for a second. ("dont have a twitter" is very sus he is not) Why cant he do anything about it? Contact youtube?
Or better... he should go to Keemstar with this!

 

[Vic Viper T301]

That setup tho...

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My God... I mean the dust was a given, but the absolute lack of cable management, the consoles turned backwards because he's too lazy to reach to access an HDMI cable. The Wii and Wii U he hasn't used in literally years on a shelf while his PS5 is on the floor?! What is wrong with this guy?

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

I'm relieved that Phil matured as he got older and stopped with the 'racial humor'.

 

[Wesley Tailpipe the Third]

The entire top level can be safely boxed up. When are you going to play a Wii or Wii U game Dark?

But he's The King of Retro!

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

But he's The King of Retro!

Dood that's right, he can boot up those classic Gamecube, Wii, Wii U, SNES, N64, GBA, DS, NES and more games just from those two consoles alone, you can't just expect him to just play every Nintendo related game on his switch, or use a PC to emulate old games from one set up, that's blasphemous!

 

[Wesley Tailpipe the Third]

Dood that's right, he can boot up those classic Gamecube, Wii, Wii U, SNES, N64, GBA, DS, NES and more games just from those two consoles alone, you can't just expect him to just play every Nintendo related game on his switch, or use a PC to emulate old games from one set up, that's blasphemous!

The thought of Phil going through even a Retroarch setup is hilarious. I'd love to see i.

 

[Pargon]

The thought of Phil going through even a Retroarch setup is hilarious. I'd love to see i.

Asking Phil to successfully navigate a UNIX-derived OS would be like expecting a chimpanzee to assemble a nuclear accelerator.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

The thought of Phil going through even a Retroarch setup is hilarious. I'd love to see i.

Lol, I read this as "Ret-Roach" like 3x.

I like it, I think I'll keep.

 

[Wesley Tailpipe the Third]

Asking Phil to successfully navigate a UNIX-derived OS would be like expecting a chimpanzee to assemble a nuclear accelerator.

I meant just configuring the folders and scanning for ROMs in the GUI of RetroArch, not building a Raspberry Pi or anything, which would be a whole other level of Pigroach hilarity.

 

[PieceofShet]

I meant just configuring the folders and scanning for ROMs in the GUI of RetroArch, not building a Raspberry Pi or anything, which would be a whole other level of Pigroach hilarity.

He would manage... especially the part with the load/create savestate.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Excuse the off-topic post but I think the state of the modern detractor "sphere" is embarrassing. I got into following the guy, like a lot, after he stroked his penne, but I continued to follow him because of Tevin. Tevin always seemed to be able to take even the most boring DSP streams and make them palatable. I believe LSB was sort of able to carry that torch later on. But after the retirement of those two the sphere has went to shit.

The first major problem with the modern restreamers is how they do their streams in a scheduled, weekly, sometimes daily basis. Now as entertaining as dark  can be, he doesn't spill enough gold dust to warrant daily, full, restreams. And it shows by how they act; I tune into a modern restream and it feels like I'm listening to a wagie clock into his shift. They just get angry, and annoyed, and mute constantly, which begs the question, why would I watch that? Why should I watch a stream from someone who's just miserable and provides no other commentary besides being miserable and annoyed? Is that entertaining? Maybe for some .

The other issue with the detractors is I feel they have become too much of a "community". I'm not saying we should return to SOK gayops or anything, but, because they are so close with each other, they refuse to tread on each other's timeslots. The end result of this is that, instead of having multiple options to watch, we get stuck with only one. I remember his most recent Halloween stream- which have always been my favorite dark ""event""- the only person who I can find restreaming, was someone that I find incredibly boring and not funny (I won't say because he seems like a good guy and reads the thread I just think his content is bad).

TLDR: I think the modern restreamers see restreaming as an obligation, and are audibly miserable throughout 99% of the his streams, yet they do it daily and still bitch. Idk if it's just me but I find listening to someone bitch and be angry and miserable to be the opposite of entertaining. I also think they are too afraid to step on each other's toes, which creates a bear market for US, the listeners, who are forced to choose between one shitty restreamer, or raw DSP, which is becoming more preferable.

There's my blog post

It sounds like you want a DSP network instead of a DSP channel. You absolute psycho.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

I'm relieved that Phil matured as he got older and stopped with the 'racial humor'.

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The first 10 minutes of this TIHYDP Need for Speed is the perfect example of real Phils humour, he claims this is “old Phil”. He’s right in one sense, because he was 35 when he said it.

In 10 minutes he calls a black guy “token black”, says “generic rich white woman in a BMW paid for by her parents” serious projection, says “never trust a black woman with a Mohawk” makes a stereotypical chimichanga joke about a Mexican/Native American and makes a gay people are rapists joke involving Kevin Spacey because a character looks gay?

I wouldn’t mind if they were funny, but they’re all terrible jokes and genuinely cringeworthy

People usually mature passed this stage in their teens, Phil claims he going through this in his mid 30s to early 40s

 

[PetiteDragon43]

That setup tho...

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Lol thats not organic at all. He fucking sat Jasper in front of the telly and waited to snap a pic. Here's an actual video of a cat doing natural cat shit.

You know what? I'm an idiot. If Phil filmed Jasper like this it would harm his family. Better sit in the fucking stained captains chair and take a picture of all the gamer shit with Jasper barely visible in it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lol thats not organic at all. He fucking sat Jasper in front of the telly and waited to snap a pic. Here's an actual video of a cat doing natural cat shit.
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He really is beyond pathetic.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Lol thats not organic at all. He fucking sat Jasper in front of the telly and waited to snap a pic. Here's an actual video of a cat doing natural cat shit.
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And if Jasper started doing that Phil would say "Jasper Kitty! Jasper Kitty, stop it right now!! If you don't stop right now you're outta here!!"

 

[FamicomGorby]

I'm relieved that Phil matured as he got older and stopped with the 'racial humor'.

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It doesn't even make sense as a fuckin joke, the only connection to slave in this scene is that the girl is black. This is the connection that Dave's mind made instantly when he saw a black kid, the money buff makes the real Dave come out.

Also Dave has continuously flip-flopped between "I'VE CHANGED DOOD" and "I DIDN'T CHANGE, THE INTERNET DID".

 

[Robust User]

In 10 minutes he calls a black guy “token black”, says “generic rich white woman in a BMW paid for by her parents” serious projection, says “never trust a black woman with a Mohawk” makes a stereotypical chimichanga joke about a Mexican/Native American and makes a gay people are rapists joke involving Kevin Spacey because a character looks gay?

Why the fuck does YouTube keep this asshole on their platform?

 

[Dona Morte]

You can see his brain not being able to process context clues and he's also trying to think up something totally funny like in the good old days. Is he a pedo? No, he's just retarded and going into Joker mode.

I remember a Steve video where he argued Phil was genuine when he cried those Reddit tears over T.
I really doubt that when you see moments like these.
This man has never shown genuine empathy. Not in the 7+ years I knew of him.
Ask about things in the world- he struggles.
Ask about why he begs? It's begging sure but it's my BUSINESS it's how I live.

dad tells her (by Phil's choice which he mocks himself instantly, also it's a non-choice) that you gotta deal with your fears

One if not the most telling things about Phil is when he talked about his stomping of feet and whining until he get's his way. Over the years this has made him lazy, entitled and unwilling to change.
Yes, I blame DasBoSchitt and his unironic/ ironic fans that sit in his chat and pay him money for this.

I'm relieved that Phil matured as he got older and stopped with the 'racial humor'.

Mask slipps deosn't it?
I wonder if he was tipsy?

As to people asking how is Phil on YouTube.
Well, peep into a Lawsuit made against YouTube by a LadyFreeThinker.
Enough said.

 

[Lolidaki]

"JASPER LOOK""I stopped caring the instant he abducted me"
JASPER DID YOU HEAR THAT? DO YOU HEAR THROUGH MY NECKPHONES? NO? I bet it's cause of the rain.
JASPER PAY ATTENTION TO ME, REE. Jasper pogging irl 4 minutes in. "A whole game about kitties like you, I'll take a picture I'll post up later". A whole game where you don't go outside and get elevated by your human parent in an Amazon box they were too lazy to throw away.
"See Jasper, that's me, I'm that kitty" Furry arc when?
Look Jasper, a scratching post, oh wait, you can't use those.
7:31: "Aww, more grooming, how nice"

Spoiler: Archive

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fuck, I didn't think it was this bad, literally whoring the thing out for content.

 

[Tears for T]

Happy Birthday Jayde, you pathetic fuck!