Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Colonel Gaddafi]

How convenient that you were thin BEFORE you started making your videos. It's almost like you can't even lie properly. Pics or it didn't happen and you've always been fat. And if you think all it takes for you to lose the weight is exercise then you've got another thing coming. Proper diet is also necessary. Without it, you're just spinning your wheels.

Oh there’s…evidence. Somewhere itt there’s a photo of her and Dale (of Chip n’ Dale fame) at Disneyworld. She nuked it after we were understandably horrified (it was not a flattering photo to put it mildly). Maybe someone has an archive link? I think the teeth and weight problem coincided with her moving out and mummy not monitoring her intake.

Real talk? I feel bad for Cynth. It’s painfully obvious that no one has ever taught her how to emote or dress appropriately. I’m not going to shit on her based on her appearance, but damn. A bra and a properly fitting shirt might help a little tiny bit.

 

[WogglebugLover]

I'm very flattered, but you're giving me too much credit! I couldn't have written those words without the joyful inspiration provided by the Wogglebug franchise you created. And the voice actor's performance added extra layers of depth and nuance. You really get a sense of how indignant the Wogglebug is about the false accusations of trolls.

Thanks. And also for your comment on my profile.

To those thinking she is saying Christianity isn’t the same as Catholicism - I believe she is instead saying that Wogglebug’s VA being Catholic isn’t the same as Wogglebug himself being Catholic.

Of course, that is exactly what I meant. And of course, most of you would just jump to conclusions that I meant something else.

How convenient that you were thin BEFORE you started making your videos. It's almost like you can't even lie properly. Pics or it didn't happen and you've always been fat. And if you think all it takes for you to lose the weight is exercise then you've got another thing coming. Proper diet is also necessary. Without it, you're just spinning your wheels.

I just unfortunately do not have any picture of me from between the years 0f 2003 and 2018. I just never felt the need to take any during those years. I really was VERY thin for at least a period in between them. Including at one point when I was being treated for depression at a hospital and was told I looked "a little too skinny."

Why the need to move to where they are? Sounds more like your Mom is trying to pawn you off on other relatives so she could have some peace and quiet in her old age and not have to take care of an adult baby.

From what she was saying to me, it's just about not wanting to pay rent anymore. My rent is near to a thousand dollars at the moment.

Weight loss pills! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's fucking snake oil. They don't work and they're sold to gullible people who are too weak willed to exercise regularly and eat properly. And after having taken a look at these softgels they're not even diet pills. They're probiotics and other similar types of pills. If you think you'll lose weight by taking those you're in for a rude surprise. Also Dr. Gundry is a fucking quack. Basically anybody who says that the modern diet is terrible AND tries to sell you something that will fix it is just taking your money.

I took weight loss capsules from another source for two months and did lose some weight without any negative side effects to it. I stopped taking them because they were just so big and thick they were a hassle to swallow. But I trust Dr. Gundry. If you say I shouldn't I'm sure that is all the more reason I should.

In all seriousness, I think you should consider a different approach to health. Changing your diet would be a good step, as would starting an exercise routine. You can get a good quality exercise bike delivered from Amazon for less than $200, which can offer a fun way to get a bit more exercise in during each day. I like to use my exercise bike while watching YouTube videos so it feels less like work. Buying something like an exercise bike is a one-off expense, so in the long run it will be cheaper and probably more effective than pills. I'm not passing judgment on you at all -- I am also trying to improve my physical fitness and my diet, so I'm in the same position you are.

I actually already have an exercise bike in my living room which cost only $65. I've used a number of times but it tires me very easily.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Oh there’s…evidence. Somewhere itt there’s a photo of her and Dale (of Chip n’ Dale fame) at Disneyworld. She nuked it after we were understandably horrified (it was not a flattering photo to put it mildly). Maybe someone has an archive link? I think the teeth and weight problem coincided with her moving out and mummy not monitoring her intake.

Real talk? I feel bad for Cynth. It’s painfully obvious that no one has ever taught her how to emote or dress appropriately. I’m not going to shit on her based on her appearance, but damn. A bra and a properly fitting shirt might help a little tiny bit.

There's "evidence" in the same way that everybody that buys her crap is a true and honest fan and not trolls who are just buttering up the moron. I'm willing to admit she wasn't as fat five years ago. But to go from how she looks now to "thin"? No. Not thin. Thinner but not thin. It's like... how obesity is a big thing in our country today. It's to the point where somebody who is overweight can feel like they're somehow okay because they're not using a scooty puff to get around and when they look down can see their toes. But that's not the same as being "thin". Cynthia has never been thin no matter how she says she was. So pics or it never happened.

But yeah totally believe she's gained weight since moving out of Mommy's home.

I just unfortunately do not have any picture of me from between the years 0f 2003 and 2018. I just never felt the need to take any during those years. I really was VERY thin for at least a period in between them. Including at one point when I was being treated for depression at a hospital and was told I looked "a little too skinny."

Yeah. Sure. And I'm George Washington.

From what she was saying to me, it's just about not wanting to pay rent anymore. My rent is near to a thousand dollars at the moment.

And if you move in with relatives you won't pay rent? What kind of mooch are you? I don't care if you're not paying rent you're paying somehow whether it's through chores, buying food for the household, cooking, cleaning or whatever. Nobody rides for free including you. And if your Mom thinks you will then she's more deluded than you are.

I took weight loss capsules from another source for two months and did lose some weight without any negative side effects to it. I stopped taking them because they were just so big and thick they were a hassle to swallow. But I trust Dr. Gundry. If you say I shouldn't I'm sure that is all the more reason I should.

Bullshit. And sure just because I say so you shouldn't believe me. It has nothing to do because I've studied these things. It's got nothing to do that I have an actual education. And it's got nothing to do that actual medical experts have called him a quack. No. You believe because you want to believe. It gives you comfort in thinking that all you need to do is take this little pill which will result in you losing weight. The ones that tend to help in weight loss do so by speeding up your metabolism like ephedrine. They also lead to increased blood pressure, they dry you out, make you feel jittery and side effects can be strokes, heart attacks and death. There's a reason ephedrine is no longer legal to sell. But all that means is these makers of snake oil come up with something else.

Weight loss scams are a billion dollar industry. Only retards think they actually work. You want to lose weight? Proper diet and exercise. That it literally the only guaranteed way to lose it AND keep it off.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

I took weight loss capsules from another source for two months and did lose some weight without any negative side effects to it. I stopped taking them because they were just so big and thick they were a hassle to swallow. But I trust Dr. Gundry. If you say I shouldn't I'm sure that is all the more reason I should.

I actually already have an exercise bike in my living room which cost only $65. I've used a number of times but it tires me very easily.

Weight loss tablets are vitamins essentially, they won’t help you in the long run. As far as Gundry, don’t be retarded Cynth, he seriously is a quack. Kiwis can be assholes, but we’re honestly trying to keep you from wasting your money on bullshit. You don’t have to believe any of us, look up consumer protection reports. I’ve had experience with this ‘good’ doctor via an ex, not going to PL, but it’s not good stuff Cynth. That money can go back into Woggie or something you could actually use. The reason the bike tires you is because you’re dreadfully out of shape, it will tire you for a long time before you start to see results. It’s your body adjusting and it’s necessary for progress. You give up too easily.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The reason the bike tires you is because you’re dreadfully out of shape, it will tire you for a long time before you start to see results. It’s your body adjusting and it’s necessary for progress. You give up too easily.

And this right here is why most people fail when trying to lose weight. They go too hard, too fast and instead of going at their own pace they instead burn out and give up.

Losing weight is a commitment. You need to give it your all. Half measures don't do it and can do more harm than good.

If losing weight was as easy as taking a pill then everybody would be taking it and nobody would be fat. And yet, for some reason, they still are. Funny how that works.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

And this right here is why most people fail when trying to lose weight. They go too hard, too fast and instead of going at their own pace they instead burn out and give up.

Losing weight is a commitment. You need to give it your all. Half measures don't do it and can do more harm than good.

If losing weight was as easy as taking a pill then everybody would be taking it and nobody would be fat. And yet, for some reason, they still are. Funny how that works.

Most people of Cynth’s size will tire or ache after a few minutes of stationary cycling, fatties stay fat because exercise ‘hurts’. If she could set a goal for something like five minutes a day and gradually work her way up she’d be doing pretty good for herself. She can’t seem to stick with anything that makes her remotely uncomfortable. The truth about the basement is probably the fact that the stairs tire her blown out knees.

Oh and I found skinny Cherie. Certainly not as thin as she makes out that she was, but definitely not massive. The fact that she ballooned up so quickly is an achievement in and of itself.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Out of respect towards my gay sister and her fiance, I have decided to donate my Wogglebug books and movies to the local library ( I cannot, in good faith, keep media with a character sprouting homophobic statements) unfortunately, the library did a standard screening and this page opened up with the link to the homophobic fiver video and they denied the donations. I am now stuck with these books and movies and must find another means of either removing them from my home or destroying them. Does anyone have any ideas? Ive never had to do this with books or dvds before.

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

Today I found out that you can make any voice sound like Wogglebug's if you apply a female voice filter in a video editor. Yes, Wogglebug is this much of a sissy. And Cinth wants us to believe that he is straight. Anyway, I had my fun with a video editor, so here is results, but unfortunately I'm not hip and cool so I don't know how to properly edit videos on your phone. Hmmm, any more ideas for our own Wogglebug videos?

 

[WogglebugLover]

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Today I found out that you can make any voice sound like Wogglebug's if you apply a female voice filter in a video editor. Yes, Wogglebug is this much of a sissy. And Cinth wants us to believe that he is straight. Anyway, I had my fun with a video editor, so here is results, but unfortunately I'm not hip and cool so I don't know how to properly edit videos on your phone. Hmmm, any more ideas for our own Wogglebug videos?

You've got to be kidding me. This voice sounds nothing like Wogglebug's.

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

You've got to be kidding me. This voice sounds nothing like Wogglebug's.

Your voice actor recorded it for me. I just asked him to do his Wogglebug voice, but talk with G-man's speech pattern.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Your voice actor recorded it for me. I just asked him to do his Wogglebug voice, but talk with G-man's speech pattern.

Liar.

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

Liar.

That's true. I just hired him on Fiverr to do voice acting for me. He was a very nice man. I told him I was a Wogglebug fan, so he even made a discount for me.

 

[WogglebugLover]

That's true. I just hired him on Fiverr to do voice acting for me. He was a very nice man. I told him I was a Wogglebug fan, so he even made a discount for me.

I won't believe it unless you can present far more concrete evidence of it.

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

I won't believe it unless you can present far more concrete evidence of it.

Open your heart and you will find the answer. That is, I totally asked your va to do a gig for me.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Most people of Cynth’s size will tire or ache after a few minutes of stationary cycling, fatties stay fat because exercise ‘hurts’. If she could set a goal for something like five minutes a day and gradually work her way up she’d be doing pretty good for herself. She can’t seem to stick with anything that makes her remotely uncomfortable. The truth about the basement is probably the fact that the stairs tire her blown out knees.

Oh and I found skinny Cherie. Certainly not as thin as she makes out that she was, but definitely not massive. The fact that she ballooned up so quickly is an achievement in and of itself.
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She'd look right at home in the movie "The Hills Have Eyes" with that vacant expression, hunched posture and neanderthal brow. But okay, she was thinner at one point which makes her subsequent weight gain and ballooning up to her current size in only a YEAR something to be admired. I mean this is how she looked back in 2018.

Remember she said that she was much thinner back in 2017 and that video is from 2018. She must have been scarfing down the cupcakes and drinking nothing but coca cola to balloon up that quickly and the just slowly get fatter as she does appear to be a little less rounded in that video.

She's still fat. Just not as fat.

Out of respect towards my gay sister and her fiance, I have decided to donate my Wogglebug books and movies to the local library ( I cannot, in good faith, keep media with a character sprouting homophobic statements) unfortunately, the library did a standard screening and this page opened up with the link to the homophobic fiver video and they denied the donations. I am now stuck with these books and movies and must find another means of either removing them from my home or destroying them. Does anyone have any ideas? Ive never had to do this with books or dvds before.

Fire could work. Just a little bit of gasoline and you're good to go.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Open your heart and you will find the answer. That is, I totally asked your va to do a gig for me.

Seriously, if this is your response then you just have to be lying.

 

[Fiend Cat]

Seriously, if this is your response then you just have to be lying.

You just gotta believe, man.

 

[WogglebugLover]

You just gotta believe, man.

I've just confirmed that he was lying. I looked up Patrick on Fiverr through Google, and although he has had a couple voice acting gigs there other than Wogglebug (which I am in charge of) his past gigs are "on hold" meaning they are not taking orders anymore.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Woggie is no Christian any more than I am. His voice actor is apparently (I suspect Patrick is Catholic) but that just isn't the same.

If you acknowledge Jesus Christ as the Messiah you are a Christian. Catholics acknowledge Jesus Christ as the Messiah therefore they are Christians. They add a lot of their own tradition and dogma into their beliefs and practices but it doesn't make them any less Christians. Mormons add entire new book to the Bible and they are still Christians. Jehovah's Witness add a lot of their own lore and interpretations - they are still Christians. Some people believe that the best way to worship Jesus Christ is playing with venomous snakes - they are still Christians.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

I took weight loss capsules from another source for two months and did lose some weight without any negative side effects to it. I stopped taking them because they were just so big and thick they were a hassle to swallow. But I trust Dr. Gundry. If you say I shouldn't I'm sure that is all the more reason I should.

Cynthia, real talk here. You have had a long, long history of getting gypped and scammed by every two-bit charlatan coming your way. If even kiwi farmers go out of their way to warn you of running into a scam, you are running into a scam.

And unlike Romanian gypsies and other earlier scammers, there is nothing funny about lining the pockets of a quack who endangers the health of people just out of sheer insidious greed for money. In this case, money your mom had to work long and hard for.

Eat better and exercise more if you are serious about shaping up. Take baby steps if you need to, doing small improvements to your lifestyle is still better than to not make any improvements at all. But don't line the pockets of a scammer who claims to sell you a silver bullet that will solve your weight problems with no effort at all - if such a miracle cure existed, its inventor would have been one of the world's richest people by now, and it would fill every news site and talk show.