Prison Letters (07/14/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Kengle has been talking to Helena for months and they plan to create a "Sonichu Base"

[PsychoNerd054]

Nah man, document this pathetic ass act as a deterrent. Let it be known that this is textbook weenery and enabling that the farms doesn’t endorse.

Still though, I do feel I might have overblown this by calling it a "motherfucking Sonichu Base". It's just Kengle being Kengle, nothing more.

Hey I thought Kengle said he had washed his hands of Chris.

And than I remembered there are people who have less of a life than I do.

Or maybe I'm thinking of Watermelon.

Nope, Kengle said he'd wash his hands of Chris earlier, around the time he was being transferred. That's how Kengle tends to function, when he's bored of something, he'll claim to be done with it for good, but will randomly decide he just needed to "improve his skills" and get back to it.

 

[A-№1]

There is enough people who still unironically try to blame it all on trolls or autism, even though he said multiple times that he did it himself without any incite.

But that's because they're idiots, not due to any manipulation from Chris.

If anything Chris wants to trick people into believing he's a puissant goddess commodore pony fairy whatever. The last thing he wants is for people to think he's an innocuous slow-in-the-mind.

I don't know, somewhere around that time. Chris didn't tell us the exact date when he stuck his bent duck in Barb for the first time.

I guarantee it was well before he started bragging about it to Null (and before Chris himself admits to). It takes Chris a while to invent believable lies like "over fifty former accountant libra etc."

 

[Kirby]

Knowing Kengle the whole thing is going to be underwhelming and incomplete like everything else he has ever tried to do. I'm not expecting a whole lot outside of a webpage that looks like it was made in 2003.

But I'm concerned about the mindset of people who still want to associate with Chris. Praetor is obviously exploiting a mentally ill man for monetary gain so they have the most conventional reason that is rooted in reality. Helena is just an uglier version of Fiona that wants to fuck Chris. Her reasoning is the result of autism similar to Chris's but we can at least understand why.

This makes you wonder what Kengle's goal is. A part of me thinks Kengle falls into the Sockness category and wants to turn Chris into a sex slave but I have my reservations on this since I don't think Kengle can get hard. The most likely reason I can come up with is he is trying to be Chris's manager/father figure and enjoys the fame and attention that comes from having threads about him and his content.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Chris will inevitably destroy whatever it is Kengle and his neurodivergent Mujahideen are trying to achieve with this "Sonichu Base" bullshit. It's funny because as self-professed Christorians they should be well aware that whenever anyone tries to help (or collaborate with) Chris in any way, he quickly finds a way to utterly ruin that effort, leaving both the prospective white knight and himself worse off than before.

 

[Ophelia]

I'm not expecting a whole lot outside of a webpage that looks like it was made in 2003.

Ken’s message board is so ugly I can’t read it. He’s the last person who should be making a super cereal website.

It's funny because as self-professed Christorians they should be well aware that whenever anyone tries to help (or collaborate with) Chris in any way, he quickly finds a way to utterly ruin that effort, leaving both the prospective white knight and himself worse off than before.

The 9,703rd time’s the charm, right?

 

[TayandYou]

Chris will inevitably destroy whatever it is Kengle and his neurodivergent Mujahideen are trying to achieve with this "Sonichu Base" bullshit. It's funny because as self-professed Christorians they should be well aware that whenever anyone tries to help (or collaborate with) Chris in any way, he quickly finds a way to utterly ruin that effort, leaving both the prospective white knight and himself worse off than before.

Chris fucking everything up and destroying anybody that tries to help him is part of the milk. It wouldn't be as funny if they succeeded. For several years now, enabler infighting and ween wars have been producing much more entertaining content than Chris himself.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Chris was fulfilling his obligations, and was able to meet his goals for raising money to attend the convention he wanted to go to by doing some work for it. Yes the motherfucking completely ruined it but that was not expected.

So, I don't have any evidence for this, and this is more of a blind hypothesis, but hear me out.

Incel-like guys tend to suddenly become not only more happy, positive, and more productive when they start getting laid regularly. Fucking his mom might have actually (temporarily) improved Chris' life.

For fuck's sake, Null is almost 30. He wasted 2 years on an obviously lost cause.

Maybe, but running the Farms has given Null lots of valuable experience in network security, which can be applied to business opportunities. Attempting to tard wrangle Chris has given Null more experience in financial matters. This is valuable experience in general.

EDIT: Minor PL, but dealing with mentally ill people personally gave me a lot of life experience that helped me in other career matters.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Incel-like guys tend to suddenly become not only more happy, positive, and more productive when they start getting laid regularly. Fucking his mom might have actually (temporarily) improved Chris' life.

So in some way the incel are right? If most (but not ALL despite what they say) women weren't so shallow or petty when it came to their taste in men and actually slept with them they'd be less insufferable and actually productive?

Thought really that's not the sole problem. Like Chris in his salad days most incels for whatever ungodly reason, believe they're entitled to perfect 10 models, is it any wonder that the incel community claimed Chris as their patron saint not too long ago?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

So in some way the incel are right? If most (but not ALL despite what they say) women weren't so shallow or petty when it came to their taste in men and actually slept with them they'd be less insufferable and actually productive?

Thought really that's not the sole problem. Like Chris in his salad days most incels for whatever ungodly reason, believe they're entitled to perfect 10 models, is it any wonder that the incel community claimed Chris as their patron saint not too long ago?

OK, ACTUAL PL here. Once I managed to crack the code to getting laid I went from being a post-college sometimes NEET (making minimum wage when I wasn't) to having a six-figure career. It was almost instantaneous. Getting laid is very, very good for attitude and mental health, at least for people who were losers in high school.

Though I didn't get that from fucking my mom.

One of the saddest things about Chris is that he was a loser in high school and that was still the high point of his life. Even sadder is that fucking his mom might have been the new high point of his life.

 

[Skitarii]

Ken really is building Outer Heaven, isn't he?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

and more productive

Yeah, this is why he wanted to just take the money and go to convention, until Null told him to do what he promised.

ttempting to tard wrangle Chris has given Null more experience in financial matters. This is valuable experience in general.

I am pretty sure, Null knew that you must do what you've been paid for years before he sunk his time in Chris. The only upside of that experience is that maybe, just maybe now Null knows better than dealing with tards like Chris, although he could realize that by reading his own rules on these forums - "Don't turn threads into an intervention. If you want to help, contact them privately. True lolcows reject advice". And since there is no truer lolcow than Chris, it worked out perfectly.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

One of the saddest things about Chris is that he was a loser in high school and that was still the high point of his life. Even sadder is that fucking his mom might have been the new high point of his life.

I've always wonderd if he claims that because it was real or a trope he got stuck in from 90's comedy reruns and lots of boomer humour and took it litterly.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I've always wonderd if he claims that because it was real or a trope he got stuck in from 90's comedy reruns and lots of boomer humour and took it litterly.

I think he honestly does think of it because back then, he really didn't have to put effort into anything, he didn't have to worry about money, and teachers were all nice to him. Chris was in his own little autistic world back then, so by all accounts, it was the best thing that ever happened to him.

ETA: Kind of like jail. Chris loves the structure and not having to do anything.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I think he honestly does think of it because back then, he really didn't have to put effort into anything, he didn't have to worry about money, and teachers were all nice to him. Chris was in his own little autistic world back then, so by all accounts, it was the best thing that ever happened to him.

ETA: Kind of like jail. Chris loves the structure and not having to do anything.

Bob and the principal had also arranged for some girls to be nice to him.

 

[King Kiwi]

I think he honestly does think of it because back then, he really didn't have to put effort into anything, he didn't have to worry about money, and teachers were all nice to him. Chris was in his own little autistic world back then, so by all accounts, it was the best thing that ever happened to him.

Hey I honestly miss those days.

Chris isn't wrong to want them.

But as much as we want him to be dead in the water, once he flops back out into daylight it's probably either going to be to a private halfway house or back home with Barb.

Or if one of his mostly male harem take him in.

 

[A-№1]

most incels for whatever ungodly reason, believe they're entitled to perfect 10 models,

If all you have are dreams, you might as well dream big.

One of the saddest things about Chris is that he was a loser in high school and that was still the high point of his life. Even sadder is that fucking his mom might have been the new high point of his life.

At no point is his life has Chris ever been aware of how big a loser he really is.

 

[Chazzed Up]

So in some way the incel are right? If most (but not ALL despite what they say) women weren't so shallow or petty when it came to their taste in men and actually slept with them they'd be less insufferable and actually productive?

Thought really that's not the sole problem. Like Chris in his salad days most incels for whatever ungodly reason, believe they're entitled to perfect 10 models, is it any wonder that the incel community claimed Chris as their patron saint not too long ago?

It may work for some men, but those who have deep-seated personality issues, sex more than likely would not be enough. Take Elliot Rodger for example. His family was very wealthy and he openly acknowledged and bragged at the luxuries he enjoyed. But then he would seethe that while he got to attend exclusive parties and events, it wasn't enough because there were other people who got to fly there on private jets or whose families had a higher net worth. These were verbatim his complaints. I have a hard time believing he would have been happy with even the top 1% of women, because he would do the exact same thing.

Malignant narcissism (often paired with autism, which in Elliot's case, it was) is not cured by being given more good things or more attention. Narcissists seek to be the victim, so once they have something they will find a way for it not to be enough in order to justify acting like a victim. So while sex might work for a normie loser, those who are like Elliot are not likely to change. They may even deliberately engage in self-sabotaging behavior in order to retain victimhood. He certainly did.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Ok, I really thought jail was the end of Chris content, but if he gets out and forms a lolcow house with Kengle the concentrated autism might be powerful enough to make all this funny again.

If the "base" just means the website, that's incredibly moronic. It is Kengle, after all.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Ok, I really thought jail was the end of Chris content, but if he gets out and forms a lolcow house with Kengle the concentrated autism might be powerful enough to make all this funny again

Well it might only last another week, because soon he might be out as a free man, although who knows how "free" he'll actually be.

 

[awoo]

Knowing Kengle the whole thing is going to be underwhelming and incomplete like everything else he has ever tried to do. I'm not expecting a whole lot outside of a webpage that looks like it was made in 2003.

Those load faster. If null had made this forum in something like phpBB, he wouldn't have the XF homosexuality either.