The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

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Im in the auto industry and recalls dont really mean anything unless its a big scandal with some sort of cover up its like 20 cars that actually broke. The reason they effect so many cars is because they cant narrow down if its a manufacturing issue or a design issue so they just replace all effected parts to all the vehicles. There is often recalls that only have a couple thousand vehicles because they are manufactured wrong.

That being said nissans are garbage tier cars not only are the transmissions garbage but the rest of the vehicle is also outdated and just shit.
 
Ralph will never be able to purchase any of the cars we’ve mentioned.
He could get a loan for the Z if they still sold them. They give out loans for the $80K QX80what ever shitbox infinity thing to anyone with a pulse.
Everything they make is garbage. From the top on down.

GTRs? People are living in the past who bring up that. Even japs stop buying them because the company is so scummy. The CEO is in jail now finally.
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Even if the cars where OK (they are not) I wouldn't want one. The company likely wont be around after the subprime scheme melts down. Would be like owning a Deawoo.
 
If I had a roommate like him, I'd have the router password protected and physically isolated from him to prevent a factory reset.
Agreed. I would go further to throttle his internet and place him on a congested channel just to fuck with him. Maybe even replace the reset switch with a conductive one to zap that fat piece of shit, not that he will notice it though.
 
GTRs? People are living in the past who bring up that. Even japs stop buying them because the company is so scummy. The CEO is in jail now finally.

Dunno about that. You can drive down a long street in nippon and see 3 Nissan dealerships. I'm not sure what the USA part is like, seems like a close to loan shark scumbag operation, but the Japanese Nissans seem to be reasonably priced generic cars. I bought my wife one of their minivans new 5 years ago and it's had a few bits under warranty but nothing major like the whole engine falling apart. She smashed it up once (fucked up most of the panels and trim) in a retarded wife car park situation and the dealer and the insurance guys just worked it out and for about $100 the car came back looking brand new a week later.

But now that I know Ralph owns a Nissan I won't be buying them again.
 
How far back is considered past? From 2009-2015 GTr ate up
the Nurburgring. I believe from 2012-2015 are still standing in the top 10 runs of all time. Also, nobody is loaning ralph that kinda cash
GTRs? People are living in the past who bring up that. Even japs stop buying them because the company is so scummy. The CEO is in jail now finall
 
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Nissans are garbage cars for garbage people. They are the only automaker that gives out subprime loans. It's what's floating that company right now. That's why 9 times out of 10 when you see someone drive a newer Nissan or Infinity they are scumbags.

They don't have to make them good. They know their buyers have no other choice.

Man, some of you talk like Nissan is 90's Hyaundai making nothing but Ford Pintos. They certainly aren't making almost nothing but good cars like Honda but they don't make nothing but bad either (But the subprime thing is definately scummy). I actually main a Nissan Leaf (Which btw, is a very nice car and has good repairability) until my preorder for the Cybertruck or Aptera Solar Car goes thru in 2077 or 2101 or whenever Aptera stops going out of business or Elon stops fucking up
 
Man, some of you talk like Nissan is 90's Hyaundai making nothing but Ford Pintos. They certainly aren't making almost nothing but good cars like Honda but they don't make nothing but bad either (But the subprime thing is definately scummy).

I'm not sure they make anything good in the fat redneck truck sektur. I googled the thing Ralph is driving and it looks like a housewife designed a truck aimed at people that would buy a truck but not use the bed because they didn't want to get dings and scratches. Yet again Ralph proves he has the taste of a retired accountant.

Getting this thread back on topic. How long until he's sleeping on a mattress in the back of the truck with a tarp pulled over to hide his shame?
 
I'm not sure they make anything good in the fat redneck truck sektur. I googled the thing Ralph is driving and it looks like a housewife designed a truck aimed at people that would buy a truck but not use the bed because they didn't want to get dings and scratches. Yet again Ralph proves he has the taste of a retired accountant.

Getting this thread back on topic. How long until he's sleeping on a mattress in the back of the truck with a tarp pulled over to hide his shame?

That truck is definately gay as hell lol. At least the bed would fit him as it comes at a minimum of 4.9 feet.

Would be really funny if he ended up living in his gay truck. He could've bought a short bus for cheap (Maybe even the one he went to school on) and converted it into an rv for less money (If he had any skills of course)
 
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Go to the nearest Fedex and print out 500 more flyers, literally do things he can't cry about on air but will absolutely damage his psyche. The Mental Trauma inflicted via papering will drive him to be even more unhinged and rage hoggy than usual, manufacturing the literal fear of going outside in his head on the oft chance somebody spots him and follows him home.

That should be the goal and the only goal. As one should feel comfortable in ones home and neighborhood, lets have a little thought excerise this morning, just close your eyes and imagine that you're Ethan Oliver Ralph and imagine having every person in a 3 block radius of your front door know that you groom children and are a convicted sex offender, forget the rest of the shit, those two points and only those two points. Picture of Ralph with Child Groomer above it and Convicted Sex Offender below it on every windshield and stuffed in every mailbox, with the last one taped to the front door accompanied by a ringing doorbell and fast feet.

You can get the picture of how much Ralph would be shitting his pants at the thought of a couple hundred people within walking distance of his door knowing he's a complete fucking degenerate and sex pest and knowing that it only takes one of those couple hundred people within walking distance to do something about it and justify said fear.

This isn't rocket science. This is Life Ruination 101, don't make me tap the sign.
Normally I'd say that is fucked up beyond belief but Ralph picked the rules of this Hog Hunt
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Ronnie’s house cracks me up. It’s like someone started with the dream of building a brick house, then just decided it was too much effort and money after they started and said fuck and pulled some vinyl siding out of the dump.

I get the idea the house was cobbled together from “free surplus” at other building sites and they got ahold of just enough brick to build one part.

It would be even funnier if that brick is veneer but I’ll assume it’s stolen or scavenged brick and there was only enough for one triangle section.
The quality of the work is not bad, a mason more than likely did it as the medallion at the top would be beyond any ralph’s skill. It always perplexes me why folks use the same standard brick lay for an entire wall when there are so many more attractive and interesting bonds out there.
 
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