Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[luzzz]

All jokes aside, congratulations are in order. only the most smug of AGPs could amass a 600+ page thread in the amount of time it takes an average lolcow to get 30. proudly proclaiming that you chemically castrate children on a regular basis is truly an innovative strat in an any% lolcow speedrun. Congrats on 600, lucas, and here's to 600 more.

He's the ratio expert afterall.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

I’d say something to the tune of dicksucking if Lucas hadn’t turned it into Thai cuisine.

Everyone supports ban? Nah, I’d be perfectly fine with you saying slurs Lucas. It’s just funny to see you get felted by your own rules.
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Tell Bobposting to not share his own thread, it might give you PTSD Lucas.
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Edit:

 

[Got Milk!]

Just a little consistency from Keffals is all I ask, he can't really be this stupid.

And that's where you're wrong.

A quick video of Lucas crying about his Twitch ban

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I know it's a minor thing but faggot said he was banned on JUNE 18th. It's still literally the same fucking month it happened. 3 fucking days later (today anyways). Worst part is, you can see the cuts where this wasn't done in a single take and still couldn't fix that basic error.

its been a while since i seen someone more pathetic than DSP, if i was forced to watch one of their streams I'd pick phil, at least i can laugh at the cringe

They should have a Ralph vs Jim style first to 10. Except they're both so bad at games it would be another 7 hour stream.

How did keffals become the biggest trans streamer anyways? I doubt it was from hard work and charisma

Well if Lucas' path is to be seen as a blueprint they got popular, melted down and killed themselves. So now he has seniority.

 

[SBG]

You mean to tell me that TWITCH of all places gave a 30 day ban to a trans streamer for simply displaying bad words said to him online? And they said 'eat shit' to the appeal?
I don't buy it. There has to be more to the story.

(In all honesty, it's not entirely unbelievable that a ban would happen over this since they have that shit set to auto-fire when it comes to saying things like faggot and cuck or whatever Twitch staff takes issue with, but it's the quick denial of appeal that makes me doubt)

Twitch mods aren’t going to simp for a fake woman the same as they would fit a real woman. Might’ve been different if Keffals made them a fortune but I doubt he makes that much.

 

[HatredOfScissors]

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“Debate” aka “Let me scream at you next”
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Fucking tabled.

"The child porn and gore I put on my thumbnail were from a hate forum and just examples of people attacking me. Why did I get banned?" you see how stupid that sounds? What do you expect from twitch, where you cant even say simp?

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Why can't trannies be honest about their love of censorship when it isn't against them?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

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I’d say something to the tune of dicksucking if Lucas hadn’t turned it into Thai cuisine.

Of course Nathan Grayson, the man who was one of the Five Guys and constantly writes dogshit articles when ever fags like Simooligan cry about being trolled, would also white knight Lucas. The Washington Post is a leftist opinion publication at this point.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Twitch mods aren’t going to simp for a fake woman the same as they would fit a real woman. Might’ve been different if Keffals made them a fortune but I doubt he makes that much.

Half of Twitch mods are troons, they absolutely simp for Keffals. Remember Brydon Raethel? That is the kind of fuck stick who we're talking about. I bet Lucas did some super naughty shit that they warned him about repeatedly.

 

[Heather Mason]

Since you're constantly reading your thread I'd like to hammer a big point home Keffals, you fatty:

• Every pathetic Twitch sub you have, every dumb stream donation you get, is even more money for Amazon and other megacorporations, the busters of unions, slave-drivers of the proletariat, bastard landlords, imperialist dogs, polluters of the planet

"But there's no ethical consumption under Capitalism!" you cry, "I'm using the system to slowly subvert and destroy the system!" you mutter. Wrong Keffals. If you were subverting the system you wouldn't be monetized on Twitch and YouTube. You wouldn't accept payment through megacorp sites facilitated by megacorp transaction networks. You would accept cryptocurrency donations or cash and physical goods in the mail sent to a PO box. You would find or attempt to make an alternative to Twitch and YouTube. I know it sounds an awful lot like HARD WORK but who ever said that the revolution would be easy?

You, Ethan, Hassan, Vaush, and the other far lefty types are vapid, stupid, lazy, and ignorant at best, or deceitful grifters at worst. I think right-wing, Nazi, tranny killers like myself and Null and many other Kiwis individually have more anti-corporate and pro-worker sentiment than you and all your friends put together. Go suck Bezos' cock and get a Twitch tramp stamp to celebrate your pathetic return to a disgustingly exploitative platform in 1 month

MATI me, I don't care. It's tiresome being a better communist than self-proclaimed communists are

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Turn off personalized trends and it will end. Stop namesearching.
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I don’t give a shit about troons not getting handouts for their horrifying surgeries. There’s also no trans genocide.
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[Buckaroo]

Every pathetic Twitch sub you have, every dumb stream donation you get, is even more money for Amazon and other megacorporations, the busters of unions, slave-drivers of the proletariat, bastard landlords, imperialist dogs, polluters of the planet

Internet commies already know this, they just don't give a fuck. As long as they get paid and they have trash to consoom, the world can burn for all they care.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

[the anti-sodomy/gay marriage shit from the last two images]

there is literally a bipartisan bill from the house, supported by republicans and democrats, to repeal the defense of marriage act and codify gay marriage into federal law you fucking retard, what are you talking about. do these people live in the same reality are the rest of us? seriously.

 

[SNAFU]

Keffals is like that retarded kid your parents made you play with. No redeemable qualities yet must be protected for whatever reason

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Lucas would 100% be purged under Pol Pot.

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[Titanium Vagina]

Keffals is like that retarded kid your parents made you play with. No redeemable qualities yet must be protected for whatever reason

At least the retarded kid showed everyone his penis

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

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Lucas would 100% be purged under Pol Pot.

It's a little hard to purge someone who will 41% before you even get to them.

 

[Autistic Faggot]

whew, finally caught up to the thread after missing most of the shenanigans of the past few days. Lucas truly has a penchant like no other cow for producing milk so copious that the page numbers are increasing faster than we can read them. Anyway, in light of the sad news about his Twitch ban, I have some words for Lucas.

• fat
• traggot
• YWNBAW
• rope now

 

[CallMeKiwi]

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Everyone supports ban? Nah, I’d be perfectly fine with you saying slurs Lucas. It’s just funny to see you get felted by your own rules.
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"I have never supported banning anyone who hurt my feelings"

 

[Dickens Cider]

I’m still a few pages behind so forgive me if it’s been mentioned but I saw a few asking why he drinks his overpriced ghey edge water like he does and it’s fairly simple- look at his fucking huge ass nose- he tries to hide that he’s got a shark fin stuck to his face and that’s the only way he can do it by drinking like a sperg. Maybe it’s my perception but damn son you could scare beach goers with that shit just floating on your back.
Also you’re fat.

 

[Migraine Box]

Destiny was right on all counts and that was barely even scratching the surface.

Lucas, you are objectively a pedophile.

You have groomed minors.

You have solicited sexually explicit material from minors.

Hell, you openly braggartly tout selling illegal bootleg pharmaceuticals to minors that will permanently destroy their lives.

Getting some retard banned and the asspats that followed is the, and I cannot stress this enough, THE only positive thing that will ever come from your situation. It does not matter how many similarly-minded pedos, mentally retarded mutants, and freaks you surround yourself with. All it takes is a single parent to wake up to what you do to their children and you will fucking regret the day you ever decided to even touch a computer.

And I eagerly await that day.