Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[WogglebugLover]

In that case, won't you come meet us at the Waldorf Astoria for a nightcap? There's an old fashioned with your name on it!

Normally I would consider this a joke. However, @Massa's Little Buckie did actually get arrested back in 2020 for hiding in Russell Greer's house, so it's possible he's actually there. If I were you I'd be very cautious about unexplained noises around the house.

You know I couldn't if I wanted to (which I don't) because I don't have a car or a driver's license.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

You know I couldn't if I wanted to (which I don't) because I don't have a car or a driver's license.

In all truthfulness I didn't know that. I don't really enjoy driving, so I sympathize with your position.

All that said, we're having an impromptu poetry reading right now. If you do manage to make it out here, please be sure to bring a volume of your favorite poetry. Wogglebug-related or non-Wogglebug-related poetry is equally fine.

EDIT: I have to say, I'm a little hurt that you so brusquely rejected my offer of a friendly drink. Do you not enjoy whiskey cocktails? Do you prefer gin? Is that it?

 

[Miss Misery]

And I just got off the phone with my mother and I told her all about the lot of you. And she says you CAN'T come to my apartment for anything. And that if you do, she WILL call the police for me at least.

Why can't you call the police yourself?

 

[WogglebugLover]

In all truthfulness I didn't know that. I don't really enjoy driving, so I sympathize with your position.

All that said, we're having an impromptu poetry reading right now. If you do manage to make it out here, please be sure to bring a volume of your favorite poetry. Wogglebug-related or non-Wogglebug-related poetry is equally fine.

EDIT: I have to say, I'm a little hurt that you so brusquely rejected my offer of a friendly drink. Do you not enjoy whiskey cocktails? Do you prefer gin? Is that it?

I actually just don't drink alcohol at all.

 

[XYZpdq]

It was actually from binge eating pie and ice cream for a year and a half that made me overweight. I did it because it was keeping my mind off of Richard.

And I just got off the phone with my mother and I told her all about the lot of you. And she says you CAN'T come to my apartment for anything. And that if you do, she WILL call the police for me at least.

if you get big on biking you can eat basically whatever the fuck you want
I bike about seven miles a day and I'm like "well, do I want a pile of hamburgers or a pile of honey buns to go with a twelve pack of beer"

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Why can't you call the police yourself?

Because @Massa's Little Buckie usually disables the phones right before he strikes. Usually his method is to get into the house, then figure out where all the occupants are. Then, moments before he jumps out of the wall with a bloodcurdling screech, he disables the phones, making it impossible for anyone to call the police.

I'm pretty sure he was joking about being in Cynthia's house. But if he was serious, I'd be worried. Very worried.

I actually just don't drink alcohol at all.

Awww. Well, that's okay. Let me know if you change your mind, though. An old fashioned never killed anyone.

 

[XYZpdq]

I'm pretty sure he was joking about being in Cynthia's house.

I know I haven't seen him, and I asked around irl and nobody else in the walls has seen him so far too. Coast should be clear.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It was actually from binge eating pie and ice cream for a year and a half that made me overweight. I did it because it was keeping my mind off of Richard.

And I just got off the phone with my mother and I told her all about the lot of you. And she says you CAN'T come to my apartment for anything. And that if you do, she WILL call the police for me at least.

LOL! She only said that to be a surprise when she finally shows up with the rest of us. And I've taken the liberty of calling the police station in your area to inform them that if somebody does call it's going to be fake. Your mother is going to vouch for us being there as she's the one responsible for you. It's all good. Now to get a good night's sleep so we can all meet up at your place tomorrow and party the night away.

Then show yourselves.

Where's the fun in that? The ones that are there are going to mess with you tonight. When you go to sleep they're going to shake the bed, make noises and poke you then stop when you wake up and continue this until tomorrow.

And if you do call the police on them the police will take one look at you, see that nobody else is there, and then stick you in a home because you're obviously crazy.

if you get big on biking you can eat basically whatever the fuck you want
I bike about seven miles a day and I'm like "well, do I want a pile of hamburgers or a pile of honey buns to go with a twelve pack of beer"

She needs to actually start to exercise and boost her metabolism before doing that. You know that she's going to cycle for five minutes, think she burned a lot of calories and eat an entire box of mallowmars afterwards for being such a good girl.

In fact I think I have a video of what that might look like:

Except Diabetty sounds like a normal human and Cynthia sounds like a neanderthal that just learned how to make words.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

@WogglebugLover , I would also highly recomend that you or your mother check the ac and duct work throughout your home as well. Home invaders often stick small cameras and microphones in the air vents and even outlets of homes. Lamps and light bulbs are other commonly used spots

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

@WogglebugLover , I would also highly recomend that you or your mother check the ac and duct work throughout your home as well. Home invaders often stick small cameras and microphones in the air vents and even outlets of homes. Lamps and light bulbs are other commonly usrd spots

Perfect. That way she'll miss the other hidden cameras including the one we stuck in that Wogglebug plush she had.

 

[Starbuxxx]

Happy 8 year thread-iversary, Cherie! It's crazy to see just how much more famous and beloved the Wogglebug has gotten in that time. Where do you see yourself 8 years from now?

 

[WogglebugLover]

Happy 8 year thread-iversary, Cherie! It's crazy to see just how much more famous and beloved the Wogglebug has gotten in that time. Where do you see yourself 8 years from now?

Hopefully working closer towards getting a major movie production made of "Sylvie and the Wogglebug" and also possibly living in another state.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Any

Hopefully working closer towards getting a major movie production made of "Sylvie and the Wogglebug" and also possibly living in another state

Any particular reason that you would like to move to a new state?

 

[Spastic Cologne]

and also possibly living in another state.

Alaska?

Any particular reason that you would like to move to a new state?

More Woggle less bug?

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Any

Any particular reason that you would like to move to a new state?

Her cousin who’s she’s going to leech off of lives in another state presumably.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I imagine sitting inside all day eating pie, getting taken advantage of by scammers, and flicking the wogglebean really doesnt change very much from one state to the other.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I imagine sitting inside all day eating pie, getting taken advantage of by scammers, and flicking the wogglebean really doesnt change very much from one state to the other.

Yeah but she'll be in a different STATE. That makes all the difference to somebody who's never really set foot outside of their own state.

Unless there's some autism speaking and she thinks moving to a different state will somehow grant her success.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

@WogglebugLover, did anyone come out of the walls last night? When you didn't post for several hours I was concerned that one of them might have harmed you.

I imagine sitting inside all day eating pie, getting taken advantage of by scammers, and flicking the wogglebean really doesnt change very much from one state to the other.

Horace: "They change their sky, not their soul, who rush across the sea."

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Yeah but she'll be in a different STATE. That makes all the difference to somebody who's never really set foot outside of their own state.

A squalid bedsit is a squalid bedsit, no matter where it's located...

 

[WogglebugLover]

@WogglebugLover, did anyone come out of the walls last night? When you didn't post for several hours I was concerned that one of them might have harmed you.


Horace: "They change their sky, not their soul, who rush across the sea."

No. No one at all came out of my walls at all last night. Thanks for your concern.