Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

Kaan141 said:
Does he even have enough impulse control to do such a thing? I for one have never heard a nigger do something like this.
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It’s not solely for legal funds but yes he sets aside 3% of his income for legal defense, baby food, dog food, diapers, sugar cubes, healthcare, toilet paper, paper towels basically anything that’s not drugs and alcohol.
 
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Christorian X said:
That is an excellent question. Due to the fact this is a Class 1 Misdemeanor, the offense is a criminal matter and would not go to traffic court but a criminal court instead. This opens the possibility of probation. It would require him to list his primary address on court docs at the end of his trial date.
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Could that be why he's in a new pig pen? Maybe he wants to write that address on paper and then relocate again after the court?

This was completely avoidable, just don't drive 105kmph in a zone that's like 50, it's not that fucking hard. Again, Ralph fucks up the most when he's left to his own devices. I hope he beats this, hollers, visits some tourist trap and gets beaten up again. He was as high as a pig on an air balloon when he got that suspended sentence.
 
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Christorian X said:
That is an excellent question. Due to the fact this is a Class 1 Misdemeanor, the offense is a criminal matter and would not go to traffic court but a criminal court instead. This opens the possibility of probation. It would require him to list his primary address on court docs at the end of his trial date.
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You can't be put into probation when your already in probation. Thats jail time.


Or they could just extend the probation?? But honestly I don't see that happening.
 
AltisticRight said:
Could that be why he's in a new pig pen? Maybe he wants to write that address on paper and then relocate against after the court?

This was completely avoidable, just don't drive 105kmph in a zone that's like 50, it's not that fucking hard. Again, Ralph fucks up the most when he's left to his own devices. I hope he beats this, hollers, visits some tourist trap and gets beaten up again. He was as high as a pig on an air balloon when he got that suspended sentence.
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Honestly the suspended sentence was the best end in some ways. Had it not happened he would have already been out most likely and could have spun it that everyone is against him, gotten sympathy donos and played it up fighting for Baked. Instead he's spent the last year looking over his shoulder, just a bit more paranoid, just a bit higher blood pressure, and when he inevitably fucked up he's literally gone on the run and hiding. It's honestly a great payoff.
 
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Christorian X said:
Honestly the suspended sentence was the best end in some ways. Had it not happened he would have already been out most likely and could have spun it that everyone is against him, gotten sympathy donos and played it up fighting for Baked. Instead he's spent the last year looking over his shoulder, just a bit more paranoid, just a bit higher blood pressure, and when he inevitably fucked up he's literally gone on the run and hiding. It's honestly a great payoff.
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This year has definitely brought about the greatest content harvest in Ralphemale history.
 
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Shut the fuck up about the vax no one gives a shit faggot.
The lethal injection does not prevent transmission or infection, you fucking retard, so there is no possible social benefit, other than everyone being retarded together by consuming an experimental drug that has killed 3x as many people in the past 16 months as all other vaccines combined for the past 32 years. You are getting people killed with your horrible, reckless advice to consume experimental drugs. Here you go, retard, direct from the CDC, Walensky herself admitted that your death jabs won't prevent transmission, and you therefore do NOTHING to "keep others safe" by consuming an experimental drug that doesn't keep you from passing it on anyway, bitch.
 
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Big Rig 81 said:
The lethal injection does not prevent transmission or infection, you fucking retard, so there is no possible social benefit, other than everyone being retarded together by consuming an experimental drug that has killed 3x as many people in the past 16 months as all other vaccines combined for the past 32 years. You are getting people killed with your horrible, reckless advice to consume experimental drugs. Here you go, retard, direct from the CDC, Walensky herself admitted that your death jabs won't prevent transmission, and you therefore do NOTHING to "keep others safe" by consuming an experimental drug that doesn't keep you from passing it on anyway, bitch.
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Stfu nigger no one gives a shit
 
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Big Rig 81 said:
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inb4 this nigga gets the mark of the beast
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Big Rig 81 said:
you therefore do NOTHING to "keep others safe" by consuming an experimental drug that doesn't keep you from passing it on anyway, bitch.
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The only thing worth mentioning in response to your autism is to remind people that Ralph didn't bother seeing his dying mother in hospital because they said he has to get a shot and because he's a developmentally arrested obese toddler he said "then I won't" and not for any of your sperg shit
 
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