Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

What will the new Blobby comic be about?

  • Abortion is queer people's issue

    Votes: 281 38.4%

  • Nigger lives matter

    Votes: 233 31.9%

  • Fish corpse with a knife to fight against injustice and oppression

    Votes: 270 36.9%

  • Go grrrl

    Votes: 150 20.5%

  • Yaoi bait

    Votes: 178 24.4%

  • Dyke bait

    Votes: 163 22.3%

  • Immigration

    Votes: 116 15.9%

  • Tranny rights

    Votes: 325 44.5%
  • Total voters
    731
Blobby after sitting in a hot dumpster for hours:
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Flaming Insignias said:
I want to dropkick anyone that spouts the "evil stores destroying good food for no good reason" freegan bullshit. Food is thrown in dumpsters because it is spoiled and cannot be safely sold, and then it is rendered inedible to prevent bums from eating it and suing the store for leaving bad food where they could obtain it. It's sad that people have to resort to that, but the alternative is a bunch of hippies trying to make a payday off of their own decision to eat something that had been sitting in a hot dumpster for hours.
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Not to fag up the thread but yes, many grocery stores do donate food that is nearing expiration or unpopular sellers. Anyone that's given time to or used food banks can vouch. What ends up in the dumpsters isn't safe and there's a lot of reasons it wound up there beyond "the store is pure evil". People just want to be mad at CORPORATE STORE and look like they care about poverty when it's clearly never impacted or truly bothered them.

Same kind of mentality that goes into retweeting the dead fish comic I guess.
 
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retard strength said:
Not to fag up the thread but yes, many grocery stores do donate food that is nearing expiration or unpopular sellers. Anyone that's given time to or used food banks can vouch. What ends up in the dumpsters isn't safe and there's a lot of reasons it wound up there beyond "the store is pure evil". People just want to be mad at CORPORATE STORE and look like they care about poverty when it's clearly never impacted or truly bothered them.

Same kind of mentality that goes into retweeting the dead fish comic I guess.
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That said there are a lot of non-dead dumpster divers out there. I wouldn't do it if I weren't literally starving though.

 
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That said there are a lot of non-dead dumpster divers out there. I wouldn't do it if I weren't literally starving though.

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I'll admit that sell-by and best-by dates aren't always accurate, but they are certainly good guidelines on what someone can reasonably sell and eat with virtually no chance of getting sick. Even so, dumpster diving will usually mean a very high chance to suffer from some kind of food poisoning when dealing with perishables unless you basically swoop in as soon as the stuff is taken out of refrigeration, so don't let some freegan shill channels convince you otherwise.
 
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Flaming Insignias said:
I'll admit that sell-by and best-by dates aren't always accurate, but they are certainly good guidelines on what someone can reasonably sell and eat with virtually no chance of getting sick. Even so, dumpster diving will usually mean a very high chance to suffer from some kind of food poisoning when dealing with perishables unless you basically swoop in as soon as the stuff is taken out of refrigeration, so don't let some freegan shill channels convince you otherwise.
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or hell, it could have been recalled due to fucking listeria, salmonella, or E. coli, and the divers would never even know it until they wind up in the emergency room.
 
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FinnSven said:
I think it is people get more precious about the USA being mostly an immigrant population, so when later waves show up, any objection is written off as hypocritical.
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Yeah, you get the argument that there is no functional difference between the ninth- or tenth-generation descendants of pioneers who created a new country out of unsettled land and 60 iq migrants coming to leech off a welfare state because technically they both originally came from somewhere different. By that logic everyone everywhere is an immigrant from the Garden of Eden, or a monkey.
 
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Looking over some of these comics again, it really seems like the creators have a pretty big contempt for parents. Don’t get me wrong, there’s a LOT of shitty parents and people who shouldn’t ever be near kids out there. But the ones in the comic range from outright toxic (with some exaggeration) to “lol you’ll grow out of this” to not wanting their kids to be taught critical race theory or what sex is or neo pronoun shit. It all makes me wonder, has there been ONE Blobby comic where the parents aren’t LGBTphobic/“racist”/a “Karen”/some kind of antagonistic force?

(I know there’s one comic where a chick is like “Yeah my parents are very accepting of be being lesbian” but it’s kinda undercut by Charlie’s “haha my parents are homophobic 🥲”)
 
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
Looking over some of these comics again, it really seems like the creators have a pretty big contempt for parents. Don’t get me wrong, there’s a LOT of shitty parents and people who shouldn’t ever be near kids out there. But the ones in the comic range from outright toxic (with some exaggeration) to “lol you’ll grow out of this” to not wanting their kids to be taught critical race theory or what sex is or neo pronoun shit. It all makes me wonder, has there been ONE Blobby comic where the parents aren’t LGBTphobic/“racist”/a “Karen”/some kind of antagonistic force?

(I know there’s one comic where a chick is like “Yeah my parents are very accepting of be being lesbian” but it’s kinda undercut by Charlie’s “haha my parents are homophobic 🥲”)
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Leftists in general hate parents. For several possible reasons:

1. They did not get along well with their own parents
2. They didn't actually have parents, or their parents neglected them.
3. They are inherently predatory towards children. Not only are they pedophilic, only children are stupid enough to fall for their retarded ideology. And they hate the fact that parents have the annoying tendency to actually set their kids right and protect them from scheming leftists/pedophiles/drag queens/etc.
 
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Niggerphobe said:
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Do y’all think his dad really said this or is it
An extreme of his dad who said it’s better not to hang out with a chink and a dead fish
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Considering the multiple piercings and exceptionally effeminate mannerisms I think dad would have pegged Charlie for a flaming faggot well before the nail polish. Also noting the blobfish cum face poster mimicking the Stones.
 
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