Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

SJWs hate boobs on cishet women unless they're really fat.

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT FISH'S GENDER, BIGOT???!! BLOBBY IS ON ITS WAY NOW TO EDUCATE YOUR FASCIST MAGA WORSHIPING ASS.

 

[scathefire]

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Is this a joke about Shark Tale?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Is this a joke about Shark Tale?
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I don't see any boobs.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

Is this a joke about Shark Tale?
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Honestly, I just looks like a strawman pertaining to all "funny animal" works that give the women some anthropomorphic feminine features to better distinguish genders. You know, like Lola Bunny. Blobby then exaggerated the traits to a riduclous and unrealistic degree to try to make fun of people that thought taking away dimorphic traits from anthropomorphic cartoon animals was a bad idea, like that one PurpleKecleon drawing.

 

[Jack Awful]

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Talk about a fishy smell

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Honestly, I just looks like a strawman pertaining to all "funny animal" works that give the women some anthropomorphic feminine features to better distinguish genders. You know, like Lola Bunny. Blobby then exaggerated the traits to a riduclous and unrealistic degree to try to make fun of people that thought taking away dimorphic traits from anthropomorphic cartoon animals was a bad idea, like that one PurpleKecleon drawing.

Makes sense, because they have an irrational hatred for anything that would distinguish the sexes from each other. They want to make believe that there is no difference between the two, and they get very testy with anyone or anything that challenges that worldview.

They're not going to say that out loud, so they'll just call you a pervert who jacks off to bunny boobies. We make fun of furries too, but still.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

I don't see any boobs.

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

 

[Niggerphobe]

He’s a faggot

 

[Hummingbird]

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Why do I suddenly feel the urge to imagine John Wayne kicking this guy's ass?

 

[umami's milk]

Whenever I see shit like this it makes being a GoodMan™ sound so fucking lame and unappealing.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

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Don’t know how much is known about the creators but I assume one or all of them are ‘queer’? (Meaning they’re gay but that word doesn’t feel special enough to them)

 

[maguyver16]

I want my money back too.

I read the comics posted here for free, but I still want my money back.

Just call yourself an editor and make a commission

 

[Firewater]

Don’t know how much is known about the creators but I assume one or all of them are ‘queer’? (Meaning they’re gay but that word doesn’t feel special enough to them)

A part of me thinks that the man is there to prey on the women (average male feminist story), so maybe he uses that queer label as a shield.

 

[Niggerphobe]

Don’t know how much is known about the creators but I assume one or all of them are ‘queer’? (Meaning they’re gay but that word doesn’t feel special enough to them)

I guess all of them are dead ends

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

yes, fish don't have boobs.
they also aren't capable of human speech or humanlike sentience.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

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I don't see how the last one follows. You can be a man and not be a fag.

 

[umami's milk]

edit: something tells me this one hits home for the blobby artist. who knew making cringe comics on the internet wouldn't pay back that student loan!

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

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people wonder why men don't like to show their enotional side then do weird bullshit like this

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

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Yes, normal masculine people do show compassion, treat women and femininity with respect, and aren't stereotypical meatheads.

Leftists can't even lecture us on how to do those things, because leftists can't even human.

Besides, there's something to be said for the idea that the more of a soyboy you are, the less likely that you are to be a compassionate person. The more likely that you'll be a misogynist, even a closet one. The more likely that you'll adopt some extremist political ideology like anarchism, communism, or nazism just to make yourself look like an edgy badass and compensate for your utter lack of manliness.

 

[Starbuxxx]

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edit: something tells me this one hits home for the blobby artist. who knew making cringe comics on the internet wouldn't pay back that student loan!

What a creep, Peeping Blob is just staring at girls' boobies in this one.