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[FinnSven]

He's living in a troon compound supposedly preparing for the collapse of society. His troon mistress' teeth are literally rotting out of her head, and they have a ranch full of animals starving to death. What kind of mental gymnastics is he doing to justify spending 600 dollars on children's toys?

Could all of the rotting animal corpses cause a spreadable biohazard?
One or two is not a big deal, but scores or even hundreds of dead relatively large mammals has to be a concern for the immediate area, surely?

If so would Penny, Kevvie and gang be legally responsible or would that blow back on Bonnie?

Bonnie (and mother) have the Tranch on paper, but it would be quite easy to prove the former’s involvement with the literal decades of publicly broadcasting their activities and neglect.

 

[AMHOLIO]

He pre order 600$ worth of toys

This fills me with irrational anger and makes me want to tell him to kill himself for some reason. I think it's because he sees Hasbro as a need and a RIGHT, not some extra accessory. It's worse than his fake boob justification, at least he will have those stuck to him and people will see them instead of being horded in a corner and forgotten.

Bruh

"We are girling so hard!" he squees, ignoring actual young girls for his ballpit of childhood comforts. Love how adult women don't matter either.

Twat.

is in middle school.

To be fair, I don't think Kevin sees himself as any older than like, highschool at most considering his ABDL twitter.

Has any self identified “trans girl” on record completed their second puberty and started acting like a fucking grown up?

The answer is no. The few who have are what we call "detransitioners".

You only need to read the name "Zenobia July" to understand it's either a porn star or a tranny.

If it is "tech-savvy", you know which it is.

Seen too many trans kid to troon onlyfans ho to have any faith in this fictional character.

He's living in a troon compound supposedly preparing for the collapse of society.

Makes you wonder how he's going to get his plastic fix once the great American fascist wars kick off and he gets no toys due to being cut off from FUCKING CHUDS and resource scarcity. There's no way he's lumbering more than 100ft to his doorstep for mail or maybe 150ft to the car to the mall to pillage his neighbors for toys like a slow, fat zombie.

What kind of mental gymnastics is he doing to justify spending 600 dollars on children's toys?

Simple: he already said he's pledged his soul to hasbro and treats it like something he can't help, as if it was a trait like being short or having IBS. He's also aiming to live his self proclaimed hedonist lifestyle to a T, so when there's money in his hand, it's time to spend it on feelgood things because who cares about tomorrow when you could feel good now*?

*This is literally what Kevin Gibes believes in.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Could all of the rotting animal corpses cause a spreadable biohazard?
One or two is not a big deal, but scores or even hundreds of dead relatively large mammals has to be a concern for the immediate area, surely?

If so would Penny, Kevvie and gang be legally responsible or would that blow back on Bonnie?

Bonnie (and mother) have the Tranch on paper, but it would be quite easy to prove the former’s involvement with the literal decades of publicly broadcasting their activities and neglect.

Definitely, fam. There's certainly a biohazard, but if they're buried the biggest concerns are the putrescence possibly seeping into the water tables and/or the cadaver decay island that usually kills plants in the area of burial/disposal from the rancid fat and other byproducts of said decay.

-Considering they have very little plant life to begin with, really they're only further damaging their land and so that leaves the hazard concerns of water table contamination and/or large bodies left to rot in the open air attracting pest insects and scavengers.

ETA- OT but relevant, there's an article about a shuttered butcher shop that requires a hazmat crime scene styled clean-up due to how foul it was inside. I imagine the Tranch smells about the same depending on how they're disposing of all the dead animals.

 

[FinnSven]

Makes you wonder how he's going to get his plastic fix once the great American fascist wars kick off and he gets no toys due to being cut off from FUCKING CHUDS and resource scarcity. There's no way he's lumbering more than 100ft to his doorstep for mail or maybe 150ft to the car to the mall to pillage his neighbors for toys like a slow, fat zombie.

To be perfectly honest, I don’t think he will last more than a week or two if the great American fascist wars kick off.
Not because of roving gangs of Earl or elite Genetically altered Trump brand super soldiers hunting and destroying all Transpeople as a number one priority.
Instead simply because Kevvie lives with a paranoid armed nut who will either friendly fire Kevvie during a drunken confused rage, or just realize Kevvie is dead weight gobbling up all the twinkies and canned peaches, so shoots him to preserve rations.

Definitely, fam. There's certainly a biohazard, but if they're buried the biggest concerns are the putrescence possibly seeping into the water tables and/or the cadaver decay island that usually kills plants in the area of burial/disposal from the rancid fat and other byproducts of said decay.

Horrific as that is, then is it the landowners or the tenants who will face legal repercussions?

If it’s the landowners, then Bonnie’s mum needs a lawyer and as much evidence as possible that a gang of armed lunatic incompetent transwomen were running amok on the property!

 

[GarthVader]

Could all of the rotting animal corpses cause a spreadable biohazard?
One or two is not a big deal, but scores or even hundreds of dead relatively large mammals has to be a concern for the immediate area, surely?

If so would Penny, Kevvie and gang be legally responsible or would that blow back on Bonnie?

Bonnie (and mother) have the Tranch on paper, but it would be quite easy to prove the former’s involvement with the literal decades of publicly broadcasting their activities and neglect.

The Tranch is already Mordor, just without the volcanos. Im sure a few more alpaca deaths and the putrescent fumes from the amhole will eventually cultivate and form Papa Nurgles Garden. Its just a matter of time.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

He's living in a troon compound supposedly preparing for the collapse of society. His troon mistress' teeth are literally rotting out of her head, and they have a ranch full of animals starving to death. What kind of mental gymnastics is he doing to justify spending 600 dollars on children's toys?

In all honesty, if my partners teeth were literally rotting out of their mouth I'd put all my money away to try and rectify that situation. It just shows you how little Kevin and these people in general actually care about each other if the priority becomes to buy cheap China plastic.

 

[Kane Lives]

Definitely, fam. There's certainly a biohazard, but if they're buried the biggest concerns are the putrescence possibly seeping into the water tables and/or the cadaver decay island that usually kills plants in the area of burial/disposal from the rancid fat and other byproducts of said decay.

-Considering they have very little plant life to begin with, really they're only further damaging their land and so that leaves the hazard concerns of water table contamination and/or large bodies left to rot in the open air attracting pest insects and scavengers.

ETA- OT but relevant, there's an article about a shuttered butcher shop that requires a hazmat crime scene styled clean-up due to how foul it was inside. I imagine the Tranch smells about the same depending on how they're disposing of all the dead animals.

Eh, hold up. How does dead or dying animals pollute water tables? Shouldn't all this shit be natural and organic, when decaying?

 

[Piss Bear]

In all honesty, if my partners teeth were literally rotting out of their mouth I'd put all my money away to try and rectify that situation. It just shows you how little Kevin and these people in general actually care about each other if the priority becomes to buy cheap China plastic.

Hmmmmm… makes you wonder if maybe Wedge was getting at something when he said Kevin is a selfish partner. Spending $600 for no reason other than to stay a loyal paypig to a corporation, while your partner works his ass off and gets no rest? Nahhh he’s just reliving the girly childhood he missed out on, you fucking BIGOTS! Every girl remembers spending hundreds of dollars on worthless tat and chucking it into a bin as a child right?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Hmmmmm… makes you wonder if maybe Wedge was getting at something when he said Kevin is a selfish partner. Spending $600 for no reason other than to stay a loyal paypig to a corporation, while your partner works his ass off and gets no rest? Nahhh he’s just reliving the girly childhood he missed out on, you fucking BIGOTS! Every girl remembers spending hundreds of dollars on worthless tat and chucking it into a bin as a child right?

I get not wanting to throw away money on Wedge as whatever they had, it wasn't a real relationship. Hell, I get not wanting to throw away money on what is a failing business that's pretty much on life support at this point. But Kevin and Penny has been together for years now and occasionally Kevin will talk about marriage - yet he clearly gives no shit about his partner only being able to chew food with one side of the mouth. If it was me, I'd put away money to get his dental fixed asap, if only for my own sanity as I'd feel incredibly bad and distressed over seeing them in pain.

But it just goes to show you that even Kevin's relationship with Penny is more transactional than anything - he doesn't really feel empathy or real feelings towards Penny, Penny is more there to prop up his validation as a uwu sub slut and gives him a roof to hoard things under. I'd almost feel pity for Kevin living such an emotionally empty existence if it didn't provide me with so many laughs.

 

[Oxyjen]

Eh, hold up. How does dead or dying animals pollute water tables? Shouldn't all this shit be natural and organic, when decaying?

Microbes, bacteria, pathogens are all stuff that can be a hazard for a long time before being broken down by natural processes.

Enough pollution if it’s concentrated in one spot can make its way into water sources.

 

[FinnSven]

Eh, hold up. How does dead or dying animals pollute water tables? Shouldn't all this shit be natural and organic, when decaying?

Microbes, bacteria, pathogens are all stuff that can be a hazard for a long time before being broken down by natural processes.

Enough pollution if it’s concentrated in one spot can make its way into water sources.

This.

That’s why I said one or two is not a problem.
Wild animals die from natural causes, but usually it’s just one at a time.
So the corpse would just rot and be scavenged, not a big deal, other animals would avoid the spot and rainfall etc would be enough to wash and dilute any nasties.
I would imagine farm animals occasionally wander off and die but if it dies out of the way the farmer probably just leaves it be and maybe clears up the bones.

A large number of dead mammals in one spot is a serious problem.
To be grim, why do you think the Nazis were burning the holocaust victims en masse?

 

[ten dollars off]

To be grim, why do you think the Nazis were burning the holocaust victims en masse?

...because it's more romantic?

 

[AMHOLIO]

But Kevin and Penny has been together for years now and occasionally Kevin will talk about marriage - yet he clearly gives no shit about his partner only being able to chew food with one side of the mouth. If it was me, I'd put away money to get his dental fixed asap, if only for my own sanity as I'd feel incredibly bad and distressed over seeing them in pain.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Phil was too prideful and deep into the Mxtress/Mommy RP and thinks he should be the one supporting himself like a real man strong ladyee. I would not be surprised in the slightest if he's got enough insane beliefs about being a liberal frontiersman that supports himself and has weird warped dad delusions about being the provider of a family.

 

[FinnSven]

I get not wanting to throw away money on Wedge as whatever they had, it wasn't a real relationship. Hell, I get not wanting to throw away money on what is a failing business that's pretty much on life support at this point. But Kevin and Penny has been together for years now and occasionally Kevin will talk about marriage - yet he clearly gives no shit about his partner only being able to chew food with one side of the mouth. If it was me, I'd put away money to get his dental fixed asap, if only for my own sanity as I'd feel incredibly bad and distressed over seeing them in pain.

But it just goes to show you that even Kevin's relationship with Penny is more transactional than anything - he doesn't really feel empathy or real feelings towards Penny, Penny is more there to prop up his validation as a uwu sub slut and gives him a roof to hoard things under. I'd almost feel pity for Kevin living such an emotionally empty existence if it didn't provide me with so many laughs.

Armchair psych time!

Is it possible Kevvie is some sort of sociopath, or a narcissist?

I hate pondering this as narcissist was the new “Asperger” in that it was the fashionable mental illness that everyone, especially stupid everyone, thought they could diagnose anyone who they did not like as.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Armchair psych time!

Is it possible Kevvie is some sort of sociopath, or a narcissist?

I hate pondering this as narcissist was the new “Asperger” in that it was the fashionable mental illness that everyone, especially stupid everyone, thought they could diagnose anyone who they did not like as.

Nah, he’s just a mentally ill troon. Maybe with some autism thrown in.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Armchair psych time!

Is it possible Kevvie is some sort of sociopath, or a narcissist?

I hate pondering this as narcissist was the new “Asperger” in that it was the fashionable mental illness that everyone, especially stupid everyone, thought they could diagnose anyone who they did not like as.

Kevvy is narcissistic for sure, but does he fit the diagnostic criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder? Prob not. Not that that matters since the DSM is basically an elaborate guessing game that's been being revised slowly for 70 years, and narcissism is narcissism even if it is subclinical. He's just a narcissist with a small n instead of a capital N.

 

[FinnSven]

Nah, he’s just a mentally ill troon. Maybe with some autism thrown in.

That’s a given!

Which specific mental illness though?

He doesn’t seem like he would be capable of killing, physical prowess aside he has access to guns and opportunities to practice, so I don’t think he is totally lacking in morality or empathy.

He is amazingly selfish and possessive however.
He claims Multiple “wives”. Indicating he needs a high level of romantic interest.

He blamed wedge for dumping him and trying to turn himself into the victim when to be fair he really didn’t seem to care so much that wedge is a poverty line walking prostitute.

And of course this seeming lack of interest in the health of the romantic partner he literally lives with.

The lack of reciprocity and understanding for his mother, and making out his parents were not there for him when it sounds like they like most normal people were trying their best for him being needy and difficult.

Maybe he is just an autist, but there could be some sort of other social impairment.
I wonder, Chris Chan being another example of this, if many more autists have way more mental issues which either get passed off as symptoms of the tism, or the parents just prevent further diagnoses by not allowing them to be tested once they are confirmed autistic.

ETA: just to be clear, even if Wedge is a degenerate and a clown, only just scraping by in life is tough. Yes is partly self inflicted on his part but he is a messed up guy too who has fallen into an idiotic cult.
If Kevvie had given a shit about him truly, then he could have sprung for a motel or at least tried in some way to constructively help Wedge.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

That’s a given!

Which specific mental illness though?

He doesn’t seem like he would be capable of killing, physical prowess aside he has access to guns and opportunities to practice, so I don’t think he is totally lacking in morality or empathy.

He is amazingly selfish and possessive however.
He claims Multiple “wives”. Indicating he needs a high level of romantic interest.

He blamed wedge for dumping him and trying to turn himself into the victim when to be fair he really didn’t seem to care so much that wedge is a poverty line walking prostitute.

And of course this seeming lack of interest in the health of the romantic partner he literally lives with.

The lack of reciprocity and understanding for his mother, and making out his parents were not there for him when it sounds like they like most normal people were trying their best for him being needy and difficult.

Maybe he is just an autist, but there could be some sort of other social impairment.
I wonder, Chris Chan being another example of this, if many more autists have way more mental issues which either get passed off as symptoms of the tism, or the parents just prevent further diagnoses by not allowing them to be tested once they are confirmed autistic.

Kev is textbook Peter Pan. He had a shitty childhood with unrestricted access to the the internet. Convinced himself he was a woman, inverted his cock in a negative four g dive and consoles himself with an ungodly amount of children toys.

Wedge though? That’s a different story. You could make a convincing argument that he has some sociopath traits. Jen too.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[Oxyjen]

If the tranch was still bothering to grift, and they actually had any products to sell, Kevin would 1000% be begging for a charity stall again.
He’s just bitter because they’re not going and is therefore trying to ruin it.