Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Mr. Manchester]

I expect Andy's fight to happen and I expect it to be incredibly boring.

 

[Americunt]

Well cocaine only stays in your system for ~3 days for blood and urine tests. Hair samples on the other hand... I still think that if he hasn't abstained from pot by now then he's fucked. Since we know he's gotten drunk just recently with PPP, he could have easily let his inhibitions down. I don't know if he has enough time but that all depends on a number of other factors (metabolism, how much fat content you have, your exercise habits, etc). I know the general rule is 30 days but some others say it can remain for ~6 weeks if you want to be absolutely certain that you'll test negative.

We should probably also put into the calculus that this likely isn't his first piss test rodeo, plenty of ways to cheat it between those cleanser drinks or fake pee, not to mention that I can't imagine an obviously phony test for a gaming/fighting comission is going to get more scrutiny than it would for other things.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

We should probably also put into the calculus that this likely isn't his first piss test rodeo, plenty of ways to cheat it between those cleanser drinks or fake pee, not to mention that I can't imagine an obviously phony test for a gaming/fighting comission is going to get more scrutiny than it would for other things.

True but Andy being Andy has a particularly magical way of being a retard that either ends disastrously bad or phenomenally well. You never know when it comes to the retard phoenix.

 

[8 inch Mormon cock]

This is the bit where Warski fucks up (or does he?) and gives out Perspic's name...

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No ambiguity there. Its Baron Miller.

What a soy filled bitch. Andy you that scared to say Baron Miller and gotta do this gay little "oops I just showed everyone your dox Perspicacity". You better hope @Perspicacity isn't part of Shaggy Squad because if you go IRL Shaggy goes IRL.

 

[BeetleBug242]

"I never thought I'd have to put PPP in the category of lying hypocrites that make shit up about me for attention."

It's been obvious for years that PPP is a grifter with no morals. Josh, you're a major retard sometimes and PPP will never be your friend.

Accept it and we can begin the healing process.

It's the autistic assumption that people who don't like you won't talk to you. Why would someone pretend to be friends only to lie and purposely piss you off? That's a crazy thing that crazy people do.

I assume people who talk to me must be at least on okay terms. I have had a similar situation, once you realize they're just scum and vermin it's very easy to move on.

 

[TrueParagon]

FWIW, I think if the fight gets pulled then it’ll be because of media/twitter pressure rather than drug tests. I can see Andy starting okay but clearly losing - he’s already at a weight and experience disadvantage and clearly isn’t training 25/8 and staying off alcohol as promised. The real deal breaker will be for future deals: I can’t see who the audience for Warski tickets or PPV would be.

Well to be honest I actually think the fight will go through. If I had to put money on an outcomes. I would put money on a round on loss. And that includes drug testing for steroids as a possible outcome.
If they test for recreational drugs than yeah he aint fighting lol

 

[Americunt]

I'd say we should be speculating more on if Warski's test comes back for roids instead of the fun stuff, but based off his unimpressive "progress" photos I think that we can safely rule that out

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I expect Andy's fight to happen and I expect it to be incredibly boring.

I reluctantly agree with you on that part. Many people will just react to it like "...That's it? Okay, what else is on?"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I reluctantly agree with you on that part. Many people will just react to it like "...That's it? Okay, what else is on?"

I'm guessing the first round will start off strong for like the first 10 to 15 seconds, then one of them will get defensive and we won't see a solid hit for the rest of it. Lots of hugging, lots of flailing punches from a foot away against boxing gloves and an unsurprising win for one of them by decision based on who landed the most pointless hits on the other.

 

[Procrastinhater]

FWIW, I think if the fight gets pulled then it’ll be because of media/twitter pressure rather than drug tests. I can see Andy starting okay but clearly losing - he’s already at a weight and experience disadvantage and clearly isn’t training 25/8 and staying off alcohol as promised. The real deal breaker will be for future deals: I can’t see who the audience for Warski tickets or PPV would be.

I can't see who the audience for this one is, Keem must have lost his fucking mind, the only reason people were interested is everyone despises Ralph and Warski, it was a chance to see two dickheads that hate each other as much as the audience hates them beat each others heads in for a few rounds, no one wants to see a stuttering retard fight a fat gook with a missing chromosome.

I'd say we should be speculating more on if Warski's test comes back for roids instead of the fun stuff, but based off his unimpressive "progress" photos I think that we can safely rule that out

For someone who is supposedly in the gym everyday I'm struggling to see what exactly these "Warski Gains" are that that faggot paypig (as if it isn't Warskis Mom or some shit) is admiring, the dude is the definition of skinny fat, look at that poster, for a guy his age, supposedly in the gym everyday, no pecs, no shoulder muscle, and a fucking pot belly like a 14 year old that sits playing WoW eating doritos all day.
Very disrespectful.

 

[Americunt]

I reluctantly agree with you on that part. Many people will just react to it like "...That's it? Okay, what else is on?"

In all honesty, if Tonka hadn't bitched out this is probably how the first fight would have gone down. To think, if nobody cared about Nashville, Ralph might have taken even longer to sperg and spiral, the Gunterfly effect in action.

 

[Satanic Porn Addiction]

I can't see who the audience for this one is

This guys audience. He's quite popular.

this is Koomstar networking.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

I think Warski can go the distance.

It's a one round fight, right?

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I think Warski can go the distance.

It's a one round fight, right?

I think it's 4. I don't see it making it that far TBH.

EDIT: According to Wikipedia it's TBA with no notes attached to the event. I could have sworn I heard Warski mention the exact number during a KC episode but naturally he's not a reliable source. The other fights listed have at least 3 or more rounds to them so make of that what you will.

 

[Demon Sultan]

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[HarrySachz]

MORE FUENTES, RALPH, AND BAKED! LETS GO CHAMP! CHEMO CASINO ALWAYS WINS! THE CONGENT IS NEVER STALE! ASHTON ASHTOOON AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

4hours early for people get the tomatoes off their system, can't wait for the PPP sweating while talk shit about josh. The Andy fight gonna happen, i have no interest in watching it, it was amusing when we got the perspective of Ralph getting his ass kicked again but thank to Dan that was a freebie

 

[MetoBlaster]

MORE FUENTES, RALPH, AND BAKED! LETS GO CHAMP! CHEMO CASINO ALWAYS WINS! THE CONGENT IS NEVER STALE! ASHTON ASHTOOON AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Fuck yes! Hopefully it goes for 8 hours. This'll make daddy very happy.

 

[DumbDude42]

Well then that's case closed, I didn't realize it was happening in the states. Then my stone cold lock of the century on this fight is that Warski gets DQ'd for hash/yayo in his pee or drops out for for some other dumb or otherwise unspecified reason and then copes about it in the exact same way Tonka did.

That said I do want this fight to happen, just to see him get his head whacked like a Piñata. Who knows, maybe it will fix his stutter.

honestly even if he gets knocked out in the first round, i'll still respect him for actually staying true to his word and showing up.
but if he no-shows, backs out, or gets himself disqualified? that's just sad and pathetic, and it would probably kill what little respect and support he has left online. it would be a career ending move.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

I'm curious how they will address Baked Alaska officially becoming a snitch(yes I get that he already was one, but now we have hard, undeniable evidence) since Tim co-owns Power Chat and had access to Kino Casino p-p-paypiggy dox. I hope your insipid comments being read out by a stuttering moron was worth it, you fucking imbeciles.

 

[Americunt]

MORE FUENTES, RALPH, AND BAKED! LETS GO CHAMP! CHEMO CASINO ALWAYS WINS! THE CONGENT IS NEVER STALE! ASHTON ASHTOOON AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

It really saddens me that a combination of greed, laziness, and spite has turned the show into this. Never was a pa-pa-pa-paypiggy but I was a loyal viewer of the "prime time" casino for a couple months and would usually catch the Rakebake restreams. Slowly watching the show decline in real time even before Godwinson delivered the killing blow sucked, because I knew nobody could escape the IBS curse but in my hope beyond hopes I wanted to believe Ashton and Warski, if not smart enough, were at least experienced enough with the lore of the sektur to understand how not to nosedive like all the past ones have (especially Andy since he's been part of at least 3 or 4 of them before).