Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

[Cat Attack]

Depends, from what little I know, on whether you get put in protective custody or general population. Was watching a recent interview with Martin Shekreli about his time in jail, and even with him intentionally romantizising his time there, it's very clear he was thrown in the same pit as hardened drug dealers, hitmen, and gang members, but to be fair this was probably also because the judge threw the book at him instead of putting him with less dangerous criminals with similar rap sheets to him.

Eh, chances are he’s going to aim for protected custody.

Good news for Baked Alaska a-logs. There is no protective custody in federal prison. If you are locked up by the feds and you can't hang in general population the only option is to throw you in the SHU aka special housing unit, aka the hole, aka the prison inside a prison. I think the normal schedule there includes 23 hours a day lockdown then they let you hang out in a human sized dog kennel outside for an hour so you don't go completely insane. He really has no option but to stay in GP.

 

[AnOminous]

This clown is streaming right now. He is blasting music and acting like everything is fine, can't tell if he's pulling an act to please/fool his paypigs or has something up his sleeve

Meanwhile, anything he has said since at least mid-February about not snitching is a complete lie. He had already agreed to this as long back as then.

Anyone who trusted a Buzzfeed reporter this long earns the wages of their retardation.

 

[Americunt]

Good news for Baked Alaska a-logs. There is no protective custody in federal prison. If you are locked up by the feds and you can't hang in general population the only option is to throw you in the SHU aka special housing unit, aka the hole, aka the prison inside a prison. I think the normal schedule there includes 23 hours a day lockdown then they let you hang out in a human sized dog kennel outside for an hour so you don't go completely insane. He really has no option but to stay in GP.

Eagerly Awaiting the Blacked Alaska arc, for god and country right Tim?

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

He's denying he snitchd on cozy

You have to be a very special type of stupied to think that

 

[Dan Abrams]

The featured article link should say something about him LITERALLY being a fed now.

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

Baked Alaska right now

Our buddy MF DOOM from the grave with his friend Mr. Fantastik have a few words to say also:

 

[Americunt]

He's denying he snitchd on cozy

You have to be a very special type of stupied to think that

Good thing he's got an audience of some of the most gullible people alive

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

You have to be a very special type of stupied to think that

They're people who believe "sex with women is gay" and think being incels and following a midget Mexican is going to "save the hwite race". They're definitely a very special type of stupid.

 

[Dipodomys]

Us rats disavow Baked Alaska and ask that he not be compared to our noble brood

You tell him, cousin.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

how will groypers respond to this?

“If he really was asnitch he’d have gotten off scot free!” or “God was with him groypers! We can’t be stopped.” Orher faggoty/deluded/copesville responses could also apply.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

I wouldn't be surprised if we never heard from him again and he went into witness protection.

You seriously think this retard would last in Witness Protection? He's so addicted to attention he'd start livestreaming 5 minutes after getting a new identity and tell everyone where he is.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Nick better keep his promise and have Baked killed for snitching.

 

[Berrakh]

just under 6 months. Plenty of time to commit more crime.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

how will groypers respond to this?

Well... one out of five hundred will read and see he is snitch. Rest will read and say aylogs seething. US court system is a-logs now.

*But my fucking god... Baked's streams are the most braindead thing ever. Never watched before. What the fuck is wrong with those people spamming ducks as this fucking clown just repeats words of songs or saying random ... half a sentence like "They are seething" and then chat just repeats that.
What the actual fuck is that.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Baked somehow didn't fuck up entering his plea deal this time. He's scheduled for sentencing January 12, 2023.
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Taking bets on who he will sell out

 

[MadStan]

Wow.

He is willingly going to go to jail by an illegal government. Talk about a poor example to his other comrades who apparently can stand up to this illegal governance. I wonder between now and sentencing what shit he will get up to to ensure the judge really dislikes him (who you know, has no right to judge him as a Sovereign Citizen).

So the rebel with a cause is now a cause without the rebel. Nice.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Good news for Baked Alaska a-logs. There is no protective custody in federal prison. If you are locked up by the feds and you can't hang in general population the only option is to throw you in the SHU aka special housing unit, aka the hole, aka the prison inside a prison. I think the normal schedule there includes 23 hours a day lockdown then they let you hang out in a human sized dog kennel outside for an hour so you don't go completely insane. He really has no option but to stay in GP.

Then I guess it’s only a matter of where he ends up incarcerated.

Also, that SHU description is accurate from what’s I’ve heard. But it’s restricted to special cases last I checked.

 

[MunsterCheese]

This clown is streaming right now. He is blasting music and acting like everything is fine, can't tell if he's pulling an act to please/fool his paypigs or has something up his sleeve

This is how Baked & Fuentes will play this off. They will just pretend that the plea agreement does not include an agreed upon snitch clause. And the bulk of his audience will buy it. Young foolish idiots are their audience.

As a side note, all of that copywritten music being played on their live streams is kind of foolish given how much Nick Fuentes has targeted everyone else. That is huge ammo. RIAA would eat cozy for lunch if reported.

Taking bets on who he will sell out

EVERYONE. In truth, nobody in his crowd has done anything that bad beyond the attacks, threats, blackmailing & swatting of their supporters & allies. The Feds will let that pass. They want them to do that.

What they really want is anything they can use to turn other people into snitches. That and anything they can use to manufacture a right wing terror/insurrection plot to please their political masters.

 

[Farglemark]

6 months in prison…oops

What da?!?!

 

[Burd Turglar]

No, no option. He gets to have them rummage through all his shit AND have a sit down interview about it (or to be more accurate a bend over interview).

BEFORE sentencing. I trust you understand what that implies.

I'm sure he'll be continually refusing to answer any questions in that sit-down interview after they finish going through all his social media private messages and the like, which he signed an agreement allowing them to do. He'll be telling them he'd rather die than snitch. Meanwhile they'll be reminding him sentencing is coming up and he's already pled guilty.

It will be nothing like this. Swearsies.