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[FinnSven]

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Why do they think we are angry at them for being transgender?

Mostly I find them morbidly fascinating because of their ridiculous behaviors, lifestyles and childish habits, combined with the homespun philosophies they believe in and fantasy worlds they inhabit.

Kevvie in particular is hilarious due to his belief that he is some kind of counter culture figure.
Mostly I call him Kevin or Kevvie because he doesn’t look like a Kathryn.
Kathryns who I have known have normally been semi hippy chicks who grew out of it in their mid twenties.

Kevvie looks like a stalker. Seriously, he looks like someone who would get an interest in a waitress or bartender, find out her schedule and show up every night she works.

Then when she quits to get another job, kevvie would visit every bar in town to find her.

 

[MissAnthropist]

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I know lolcows are lolcows specifically because of their inability to see how ridiculous they are or modify their behavior in any way, but it's so amazing that none of them ever stop insisting loudly that they aren't bothered. They aren't bothered! All those things you k*w*f*rm*rs do, doesn't bother them at all! They think it's funny that you think it's funny! HAH HAH HAH!

How removed from a normal brain do you have to be to think that this does anything but make us

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Another example of Kevin's lack of knowledge of female anatomy: he apparently thinks it's normal for vaginas to fill up with water and crap if you swim naked. Also for women to enjoy the feeling of sticking ice up in there. (Tweet he's replying to is art of the wolf furry from Helluva Boss with an ice lolly in her cooch.) link, archive

edit: from replies, a fucking Canadian moron who is scared of skinny dipping because he doesn't know candiru only live in the Amazon River

 

[FinnSven]

Another example of Kevin's lack of knowledge of female anatomy: he apparently thinks it's normal for vaginas to fill up with water and crap if you swim naked. (Tweet he's replying to is art of the wolf furry from Helluva Boss with an ice lolly in her cooch.) link, archive
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Seriously?

Did he ever even fuck that real woman he was “engaged” to?

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Seriously?

Did he ever even fuck that real woman he was “engaged” to?

I'm guessing yes, since she had an abortion, but it's been speculated that it might have been Kevin's brother who got her pregnant instead.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

If being called 'Kevin' by the transphobes and trolls truly didn't bother him, it would never have become top-of-mind enough to tweet about how it totally doesn't bother him. Surely he has more important things on his mind -- toys, parasocial polycule marriages, not dilating -- than a bunch of wiseguys shooting spitballs at him on the internet.

And yet, he took time out of his busy sched to give us a shout-out. You like us, you really really like us, Kevryn!!! (But it seems that his hair hates us, because it keeps retreating backwards over the curve of his massive melon head in an effort to flee our presence.)

 

[KiwiFuzz]

A lot of cows struggle with a combination of autism and narcissism that looks a hell of a lot like solipsism to an outsider.

Case in point, Rhys' utter lack of empathy towards female athletes. He'll make bigass Pepe Sylvie string charts about how testosterone or whatever is not singlehandedly responsible for blah blah blah, but at no point does he ever concede what's so obvious Helen Keller could spot it: In general, men are larger and stronger than women are.

Other case in point, Tranniv's utter lack of empathy towards women feeling afraid of men. Some huge dude wants to come over to your house and show you his dick, you're a bigot for thinking "I don't feel safe with this."

Kevin's fun because his lack of empathy only hurts people who volunteered to be in his orbit, and him being a NEET keeps him out of women's spaces, but he's got the same "I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?" way as the other two.

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Now for dead critter sperging!

The water table is too deep for bacteria to get there, and the mean annual air temperature is 43 degrees, so anything that gets buried is going to decay slowly. The British caution not to leave dead things out for scavengers might be because of Declofenac (AKA Volteran), which will poison Old World vultures.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/apr/11/rare-european-vultures-being-poisoned-by-livestock-drug

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diclofenac#Ecological_effects

I know ranchers and dairymen here in California will sometimes just leave a carcass out or dump it on the back 40 with a load of dirt on it.

For example, I would guess that this is an enormous dairy cow graveyard:

https://goo.gl/maps/r8MAcN8BD3HuVEvm7

I'd guess that the rules about dead animal disposal where they are are more about not freaking out the neighbors than any serious health or safety concerns.

For the morbid, this isn't too far from them:

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/crestone-end-of-life-project

But we need to get this shit going in the US:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Silence

 

[MissAnthropist]

Another example of Kevin's lack of knowledge of female anatomy: he apparently thinks it's normal for vaginas to fill up with water and crap if you swim naked. Also for women to enjoy the feeling of sticking ice up in there. (Tweet he's replying to is art of the wolf furry from Helluva Boss with an ice lolly in her cooch.) link, archive
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This is such an indictment of the American education system; regardless of what Kevvy has going on below the gunt, he should have learned enough about anatomy in biology to know that getting stagnant water in your vaginal canal isn't typically a concern for women. It's sad, really.

 

[Miss Misery]

Kevin, you need to shave daily. Also how are you so fucking lazy that you can't hold your piercing up for the few seconds it takes you shave your philtrum?

I know ranchers and dairymen here in California will sometimes just leave a carcass out or dump it on the back 40 with a load of dirt on it.

For example, I would guess that this is an enormous dairy cow graveyard:

https://goo.gl/maps/r8MAcN8BD3HuVEvm7

If that dairy that small has THAT many dead cows then something is seriously wrong.

Those are likely manure piles.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If that dairy that small has THAT many dead cows then something is seriously wrong.

Those are likely manure piles.

Powerlevel but I have spent some quality time in Kings County.

Taste the rainbow:

 

[AMHOLIO]

Seriously?

Did he ever even fuck that real woman he was “engaged” to?

Likely but not being a virgin does not save you from your own ignorance and unwillingness to learn. Smashing two parts together is different than asking a partner questions about their body to understand them better.

This is such an indictment of the American education system; regardless of what Kevvy has going on below the gunt, he should have learned enough about anatomy in biology to know that getting stagnant water in your vaginal canal isn't typically a concern for women. It's sad, really.

Sex ed in this country is lacking, but I'm chalking this one onto Kevin for again, being too busy pleasuring himself (whether it was cooming or now consooming) to pay attention. I cannot fathom him paying attention to anything in class, period.

Basically:

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Kev just posted this inspirational distanced shot of a rainbow leading to the ranch, in which you can easily see the square of death and dark green inedible weeds compared to the plains surrounding it. (link, archive)

 

[lamp shade]

If the tranch was still bothering to grift, and they actually had any products to sell, Kevin would 1000% be begging for a charity stall again.
He’s just bitter because they’re not going and is therefore trying to ruin it.

Yeah, I took all this to mean that they weren’t invited back and Kevin’s mad about it so he’s trying to make it look like they CHOSE not to come back.

 

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We call you "Kevin" out of convenience and because that's how you're identified. The fact that it clearly bothers you is just a bonus. Unless your deadname was Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, we're not at a loss for typing it out.

A word of advice, this is the second time you've done this, Kevin. A person who isn't bothered by something doesn't bring up how they're not bothered by it constantly.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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We call you "Kevin" out of convenience and because that's how you're identified. The fact that it clearly bothers you is just a bonus. Unless your deadname was Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, we're not at a loss for typing it out.

A word of advice, this is the second time you've done this, Kevin. A person who isn't bothered by something doesn't bring up how they're not bothered by it constantly.

We'd do the same thing we do for other insane names like that one trans surgeon Irish lady and give him 300 nicknames, like Dr. Sneed.

It's hard to look at him and not address him with a male name. He radiates such coomer man energy that you can smell it. He's lucky that he hasn't met and interacted with normies often in person, if they met him as Kathryn but then 3 months later into the friendship learned he was named Kevin, they'd still occasionally misname him since as soon as you see his face and or hear his voice, he is a man, baby.

 

[s0mbra]

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"Bring called Kevin doesn't trigger me uwu do better research"
Yeah, that's why I call you Kevvie

 

[MissAnthropist]

We'd do the same thing we do for other insane names like that one trans surgeon Irish lady and give him 300 nicknames, like Dr. Sneed.

I call her Dr. Consonants in my head

 

[stupid frog]

Top hat me, the moment I saw him write "we're not your shield" I wanted harm to happen to him. Women aren't yours, you sick fucking freaks.
Sorry for the semi OT

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

This is such an indictment of the American education system; regardless of what Kevvy has going on below the gunt, he should have learned enough about anatomy in biology to know that getting stagnant water in your vaginal canal isn't typically a concern for women. It's sad, really.

This is what happens when you view a vagina less as a complex system of muscles and organs that exist for both sexual pleasure and reproduction, and more a simple fuck tunnel for men. And then you get offended when women don’t play along.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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"When people ask where the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is, what will you say?"

When?

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I'm not understanding, Kevin. Do you want me to stop calling you Kevin? You're suggesting that I should stop calling you Kevin because it's making me look lame when I call you Kevin but I don't care if it does or not since I don't care what you, Kevin, think about me so do you have another reason I should stop saying Kevin and instead say something other than Kevin? If you don't actually care whether or not I call you Kevin and are just advising me as to my lameness then I already know I'm lame and this is not a factor in whether or not I'll call you Kevin especially since you didn't say what I should call you and just referred to your legal name which I know is not Kevin. As an anarchist I don't accept something (like how your legal name is not Kevin) just because the state backs it with force, as a fellow anarchist, Kevin, I'm sure you understand why pointing to your legal name (which is not Kevin) over and over isn't convincing especially since you'd never ever ask the state (which says your name is not Kevin) to actually enforce that claim (that your name is something other than Kevin) against me right?

I'm not calling you Kathryn because there's only room for one Kathryn in my life: Janeway.