Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Stinkyboy]

I’m pretty sure he’s making a Simpsons reference, like the boomer he is.

 

[Wahgonga]

Paddling? What? Is this some sort of joke or reference to something? This is such a perplexing angle of approach, even for Greer.

Still, it's a step up from his usual, "This woman died, but I die literally every day when I get rejected because I'm disabled, blah blah gluh bluh, if only she had chosen to date me instead of being eaten by a bear."

I was thinking the same thing. Where in the hell did he come up with that oddball reference? Did he see one out the window at 60mph back when he was on his way to Reno or something and freaked out over it?

Couldn't help but laugh. Russ wouldn't like it here. There's a large bear population where I live, and encounters require more than a paddle.

ETA: @Stinkyboy has the answer.

 

[StinkySnack]

Russell may hate bears, but he loves twinks.

 

[DrJonesHat]

TIL I learned I'm a white supremacist. Who knew? It's time I let you all in on a dark secret. I'm not a white supremacist. I'm a WIGHT supremacist. I'm staunchly in favor of corrupted undead who exist only to hate the living and kill. Come to think of it, maybe Russ is a botched attempt at creating a ghoul.

 

[NoosJunki]

Hi everyone, as my handle states I am, in fact, that Colin Russhole is complaining about. Just wanted to dispel some myths regarding what shitlips is accusing me of.

1) I have never been a member of KiwiFarms until now.

2) This all goes back six or seven months, when he was on Reddit bitching and moaning about how people don't give him a chance, and he's a changed man who doesn't file frivolous lawsuits or stalk Instagram models anymore. I saw the post and reminded him that he'd done exactly that less than two weeks prior, so he should quit his bullshit and start owning his mistakes. Apparently, that's 'doxxing' on my part, but whatever.

3) Since then, I've barely given him a second thought, aside from the posts on the Facebook group, which while amusing are sporadic, so that hardly qualifies as what I'd call an obsession. Russell, contrarily, spent the last few months looking for me so he could post my profile on his Facebook page in a vain effort to embarrass me for daring to call him on his bullshit. So which of us is obsessed again?

4) I do enjoy tea, though. He got that much right. Not gonna 'f off' though...in my opinion, if he doesn't like being reminded of his shitty behaviour, maybe he should quit behaving like a piece of shit...

So Russ actually succeeded in getting MORE people to sign up for the KiwiFarms, despite his legal threats....

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Grizzle with the homosexual BDSM vibe.

 

[NoosJunki]

I think it's his other one. "Always Yours" that's about a guy who finds his high school love working in a Nevada brothel.

Apart from that bit we know nothing about it, except he said it's like Pretty Woman, but also 50 Shades.

So...a guy picks up a hooker and decides to make her self -improvement his personal pet project...but he also enters an abusive BDSM relationship with her?

Obsession Part III: Troubling Invasion

A frantic Taylor is pursued through her enormous mansion room by room as Russ slowly and steadily catches up, like an unstoppable force of nature.

Morbius 2: Morb Harder

 

[DrJonesHat]

So...a guy picks up a hooker and decides to make her self -improvement his personal pet project...but he also enters an abusive BDSM relationship with her?

Yes, as long as he's the dominant. That's his dream; having a sex slave who is psychologically incapable of resisting him. He can't deal with women on equal terms, let alone deal with a woman who is above him in some way. Remember how he reacts when a woman either sets boundaries with him or has authority over him. He firmly believes women should not be allowed to make their own choices, especially when they choose to tell him no.

 

[NoosJunki]

I would watch a feel good rom-com about a guy who can’t close his mouth on a desperate cross country journey to see his true love. He gets into all kinds of jolly japes culminating in him having to attempt to give a friend a blow job in exchange for a ride. The twist in the tale would be once he got to his destination the audience discovers that his one true love is a hooker and he can only afford to buy ten mins of her time.

Honestly, this is just Dumb and Dumber with Russ playing the part of Jim Carrey's character and they're going to Nevada to a brothel instead of returning a suitcase to an attractive woman.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

It's a genderswapped Misery but Russ also cracks funnies while hobbling the ungrateful bitch

 

[NoosJunki]

The Slurpabomber saga has begun.

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I've seen this movie. It's Taylor Swift's head.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Honestly, this is just Dumb and Dumber with Russ playing the part of Jim Carrey's character and they're going to Nevada to a brothel instead of returning a suitcase to an attractive woman.

You telling me you wouldn't give a handjob to drive the Mutt Cutts van?

 

[joebobmurphy]

Ok, I went back a few pages but can’t find it. What the fuck is in the box and whom is he sending it to? I’m getting very foreboding vibes.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Ok, I went back a few pages but can’t find it. What the fuck is in the box and whom is he sending it to? I’m getting very foreboding vibes.

We have no idea what's in it or who it's for.

He literally just posted that pic and said he was mailing something. That's all.

 

[joebobmurphy]

We have no idea what's in it or who it's for.

He literally just posted that pic and said he was mailing something. That's all.

Oh, lord. Well, I’m sure we’ll learn about it in the news later on.

 

[StinkySnack]

Ok, I went back a few pages but can’t find it. What the fuck is in the box and whom is he sending it to?

He does this from time to time. He’ll make cryptic posts about mail and packages he’s sending out without any explanation as to who they are for in hopes that his “followers” will be intrigued and assume it’s something super amazing for someone super important. He’s expecting loads of inquisitive comments. As usual, no one cares but us….just barely though.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Fuck you Russtard. Bears are awesome.

You all know damn well that it was a member of the Orchards who was driving that black VW Jetta that was stalking Russ. That had the Orchards and their white supremacist ways written all over it.

Of course. Nobody else could have done it. We have agents all over the world and a group dedicated to following Russtard and making sure he never actually succeeds in life. But we're not white supremacists. We have standards after all.

He does this from time to time. He’ll make cryptic posts about mail and packages he’s sending out without any explanation as to who they are for in hopes that his “followers” will be intrigued and assume it’s something super amazing for someone super important. He’s expecting loads of inquisitive comments. As usual, no one cares but us….just barely though.

It's actually kinda funny how he thinks the average person cares what he thinks or does. The man is a narcissist who believes he's incapable of doing wrong.

I'm just waiting for the day that all his plans blow up in his face and he's prevented from suing anybody or he gets smacked down so hard by the courts that he won't dare try it again.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Maybe it’s a case of Martinelli’s being sent to his complicated relationship girlfriend.

 

[jerkstore]

It's a genderswapped Misery but Russ also cracks funnies while hobbling the ungrateful bitch

don’t you dare shame the film misery and james caan’s and kathy bates’ performances in that film. russ’s shitshow hasn’t a prayer of being similar. i imagine his film as a “my immortal “ version of his book

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He does this from time to time. He’ll make cryptic posts about mail and packages he’s sending out without any explanation as to who they are for in hopes that his “followers” will be intrigued and assume it’s something super amazing for someone super important. He’s expecting loads of inquisitive comments. As usual, no one cares but us….just barely though.

Since we are his only fans, he might as well tell us. Just create an account already Russell