Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He just can't help himself. He has to be cunty. "Imma need you to go sit in the corner" It was nice of him to put the Rosa parks pic in there though. I still laugh everytime I see it. He takes himself so seriously and it makes everything that happens to him so much funnier. I can't believe he was a "standup comedian". He is completely humorless. The fact that he is fighting the OnA guys is hilarious. They are some of the funniest people ive ever seen troll someone. I love that it's him.
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Nod Flenders said:
I'm not holding my breath over Patrick paying this. He's fat, too.
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One of his nicknames, Technical Tomlinson, came about bc he says shit like this all the time. What he means is, Big Niki's CEO/CFO mom is gonna pay it off, just like she pays for everything else in their life.

"See? I didnt pay a single dollar, child. I am not my wifes mother, atalker."
Cactuar King said:
I really doubt he was a good one. One heckler in the crowd would probably have him flip the fuck out.
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Oh he has a bunch of his standup videos on his youtube. The rascals have posted some things too but its prolly just easier to go to his YT page and see them. Get prepared to cringe tho, his jokes are mostly him venting about wanting to kill his ex-wife.
 
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RonKindd said:
Don't think this has been posted yet...

Back in May, a Rick hanger-on named Russell Kludy (@kimballkinnison) attempted to doxx Boomia. In retaliation, Pests doxxed him back and found him to be a depressive shut-in married to a big fat woman (Kathleen) who supports him financially. The following ensued. Ribs seasoned and prepared by my favorite Pest, PaulRNelsonn.


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You're welcome, stupids.
Now give us our own goddamn forum.
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I remember how i absolutely lost it at "It's got bones in it!" when i saw this posted for the first time, absolute peak OnA performance.
 
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Who Fat Rick wishes he was.


Bob Hauk : You flew the Gullfire over Leningrad. You know how to get in quiet. You're all I got.

Jake Raven : [pause] I guess I go in one way or the other... doesn't mean shit to me. All right... I'll do it. Give me the pardon paper.

Bob Hauk : When you come out.

Jake Raven : Before.

Bob Hauk : I told you I wasn't a fool, Raven.

Jake Raven : Call me Jake.jake.jpg
 
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Associate Rick said:
Who Fat Rick wishes he was.


Bob Hauk : You flew the Gullfire over Leningrad. You know how to get in quiet. You're all I got.

Jake Raven : [pause] I guess I go in one way or the other... doesn't mean shit to me. All right... I'll do it. Give me the pardon paper.

Bob Hauk : When you come out.

Jake Raven : Before.

Bob Hauk : I told you I wasn't a fool, Raven.

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lol Rick's cousin is Jake Plissken, meanwhile he's tweeting from a fart couch

Mah fawkin ribs
 
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IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
He wouldn't even do his "routine". You just know he'd spend his entire time childing the heckler until the manager of the comedy club told him to get off the stage.
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It might actually get a laugh out of how bizarre it was. Knowing Pat he would turn it into his closer thinking it was some kind of genius social statement, but really he'd just be Gallagher smashing a watermelon and looking like a tard.
 
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r00 said:
It might actually get a laugh out of how bizarre it was. Knowing Pat he would turn it into his closer thinking it was some kind of genius social statement, but really he'd just be Gallagher smashing a watermelon and looking like a tard.
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It's even funnier when the comedian is the watermelon, as would be the case here.
 
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