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Pat doesn't understand science, yet throws around that buzzword like a bludgeon.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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He'll be in good company at CVS, the receipts are almost as long as he is fat.
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Quick, how many rolls would it take to print out all of the copypastas fatty's sent in his life? To the moon? To Mars?
Around his fat fucking middle?
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This photo always gave me major Chris Chan vibes
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It's not like they just hand condoms out at the free clinics or anything. Not like they just sell that shit right in the Supercenters, or any other brand store you could care to shop at. Not like you could go to another register crewed by an employee who doesn't have an issue selling you condoms. What a non-story. Was it a slow news day or something?
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Apparently nobody can get condoms now.
It’s almost as if Rick is full of shit again.
Probably because of all that beer and bar meatloaf.
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Dan, that’s a reference to you.
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I have to join the chorus of voices saying that OnA trolling Pat is hands down the funniest thing ever. I had no idea just how superb their humor was. If I could only read one thread again, I’d have to pick Pat’s.
I mean fucking lol
I mean fucking lol
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I miss Dan. His podcast was fun.
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CVS probably has this same policy, why would a company bother with risking a Title VII violation for an incredibly rare edge case that they could just direct to another employee?
Also whatever prescription Patirck's on seems to be making him retain a MovieBob style "small amount" of extra fat.
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I had the idea and had to do it:
I’m sure the people over at CVS are super excited to fill his inevitable diabetes prescriptions in thenear future. God forbid he give money to the tyrants over at W*lgreens.
I’m sure the people over at CVS are super excited to fill his inevitable diabetes prescriptions in the
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you know that is an outrage. I'm also going to switch my perscriptions to...
oh wait a minute, I'm not a fatass who has to take pills for being a fatass to stay alive.
oh wait a minute, I'm not a fatass who has to take pills for being a fatass to stay alive.
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Were the "shoppers" a thirteen year old kid and his 40-something 'big brother', cause I wouldn't sell them condoms either. Let nature take its course and hope the HIV solves the problem for me.
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Don't think this has been posted yet...
Back in May, a Rick hanger-on named Russell Kludy (@kimballkinnison) attempted to doxx Boomia. In retaliation, Pests doxxed him back and found him to be a depressive shut-in married to a big fat woman (Kathleen) who supports him financially. The following ensued. Ribs seasoned and prepared by my favorite Pest, PaulRNelsonn.
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Compliments of @Fartpoop22
You're welcome, stupids.
Now give us our own goddamn forum.
Back in May, a Rick hanger-on named Russell Kludy (@kimballkinnison) attempted to doxx Boomia. In retaliation, Pests doxxed him back and found him to be a depressive shut-in married to a big fat woman (Kathleen) who supports him financially. The following ensued. Ribs seasoned and prepared by my favorite Pest, PaulRNelsonn.
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Compliments of @Fartpoop22
You're welcome, stupids.
Now give us our own goddamn forum.
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Those rascals have the ability to make the pettiest shit so fucking funny.
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Informative post @RonKindd, but spoiler that shit, it's too many photos and they are of literal shit.
Edit: Ron, if you want to argue with me, PM me instead of being a passive-aggressive faggot in a spoiler.
Edit 2: Don't shit up the thread with arguments, were here to laugh at a fat retard. read the fucking thread.
Edit: Ron, if you want to argue with me, PM me instead of being a passive-aggressive faggot in a spoiler.
Edit 2: Don't shit up the thread with arguments, were here to laugh at a fat retard. read the fucking thread.
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I only have it saved on my phone, but it's a quick conversation Patrick had with a redditor named l_FUCKlNG_HATE_NlGGERS , it went like this:
PAT - I do not have AIDS, child.
IFHN - You have AIDS, child.
PAT - No, child, I do not.
PAT - I do not have AIDS, child.
IFHN - You have AIDS, child.
PAT - No, child, I do not.
WhiskeyJack
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He should've pulled a Bug's Bunny on him:
IFHN- "No, you do not have AIDS, child."
PAT-"YES, I DO HAVE AIDS!!! .... Child!!"
RonKindd
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Pink triangle unlocked!
Now do you post funny shit too or just act like a cunt? I'm still trying to figure out who's who.
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Thank you all and Jawsh bless the rowdy rascals, this thread is so fucking funny.
Nogs run a fart train
True master of cuckoldry
Fatrick sadly wanks
Nogs run a fart train
True master of cuckoldry
Fatrick sadly wanks