Nader Elshamy / Daddy Naddy / Nader Saad Elshamy / نادر سعاد الشامی & Debbie-Ann Colbeck / Deedee.Loulou - Chef at Chef Cook, Romance Scammer, "Real Man," Failure at Everything, Convicted Stabber, Alleged Abuser/Rapist, Charity Scammer, Fucks Fat Chicks for Money, Semi-Closeted Homosexual, Loser, Liar, Coward + his degenerate girlfriend

[Cabbage Farmer]

Was trying to recall the history of Nader vs. Peetz and found some funny clips
I think the basic gist is that Nader simultaneously looks down on Beetz as not being a Real Man, but is also supremely jealous that he used to date Chantal and lives with her now

Nader on Peetz

Nader on giving advice

There are taken from https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chantal-sarault-foodie-beauty.36883/page-5324#post-10700706 from December 2021 during another break up cycle. Maybe this is when Nader found out about Chantal's shit talking? So much happens its hard to keep track
Some more clips at

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chantal-sarault-foodie-beauty.36883/page-5323#post-10699629

Nader on Chantal's hygiene

Nader on Peetz

Taken from

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chantal-sarault-foodie-beauty.36883/page-5718#post-11172889

This was in February 2022 during a particularly nasty break up cycle. If I remember correctly I think Nader had become aware of the extent Chantal shit talked him since she met him and he made a few unhinged streams in response I can't remember this, maybe this is when DeeDee started coming into the picture

Nader on Chantal

From https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chantal-sarault-foodie-beauty.36883/page-5716#post-11171081

Nader being exceptional

BTW thanks for making this thread, I always felt stabibi was an underappreciated member of the Chantal universe

 

[Crab Latte]

I just put this in Guntilda's thread without thinking. It probably belongs here more. Sorry mods!

Spoiler: Some art supplies

 

[shameful existence]

Details are sketchy and Leafland privacy laws make it difficult to find court records, but ultimately, Nader went to prison for three years. Apparently, he and Delphine were having a fight, Delphine’s male cousin tried to intervene, and Nader just straight up stabbed the dude.

He got "two years minus a day" which is significant as non-citizens sentenced to two years or more face deportation.

Also, it seems to be a widely accepted fact that there were three people involved in the incident. However, to my best knowledge Nader is the only source of that information. The story of a big male cousin blocking his way out has always sounded suspicious to me and during one of the break-ups, Chantal claimed there was no mention of this other guy in the court case.

Spoiler

Sorry about the music, I clipped the relevant parts from a reaction channel video.

 

[stupid frog]

One bit of lore that may be petty but I find to be important to the narrative is the big bitch floor mattress he kept at the Gatineau chateau and that Chantal was relegated to for sex as to not break his main bed.

Didn't Chantal say he bought that mattress for her?
Even though she came home with bruises on her breasts, and talked about how he had a drawer full of condoms, the floor mattress, and that random pipe on the floor she took a hit off of first time there?

Remember how Chantal said he cried and begged her not to use drugs again? lol

Who wore Easter Island face better? Nadar the gf beating rapist or Lurch (Luna Slaters old af bf) who gets a young girls hooked on smack and waits till shes old enough by law to groom and fuck.

Younger Lurch, but Nader is a good replacement if when Lurch finally OD.

This is from the "Peetz is a real man" arc, shortly before he decided to be a woman.
If you don't follow Peetz, well I don't blame you,

Spoiler: continue reading about Peetz

just know it's been months and he still isn't comfortable changing his pronouns. I guess he is going to do that, then wear women's clothes, not shave his gross beard, and then go to women's bathrooms. This is not a joke. If anything, me adding the steps before going into the ladies room might be, because I only remember him mentioning bathrooms.

He thinks being a woman will "make him happy" and he also likes to watch lesbians "experience pleasure".

He quit his job of ~10 years because he was "depressed". Now he also mooches off Chantal. He never opens his curtains or window. He used to keep his pet cat locked in his room under these conditions.

I have to stop there because Peetz makes me angry in a different way.

Based Nader knew all along

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HE'S FISHSTICK AND YOU KNOW IT
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Is Nader going to smash that peetzussy after he gets his beautiful gender affirmative surgery?

Nader said he'd screw Peetz if Peetz got his dick surgically removed. Can't wait for the upcoming saga where Peetz steals Chantal's man.

 

[ADHD]

@GargoyleGorl I have some notes that may help with the timeline

After moving in with Deedee, Nader was accused by Chantal of physically abusing her, anally raping her, and kidnapping/confining her at the traphouse in Gatineau. She subsequently withdrew her police statement making these allegations, and the Crown dropped the case.

Feb 24 - charges filed
Feb 27 - charges dropped
Mar 18 - final stream from the trap
Mar 20 - Nader moves to Montreal

This culminated in him convincing Chantal to perform oral sex on Deedee at her Lachine condo, a few days after Chantal’s birthday in April. It was during this threesome that it finally occurred to Chantal that Deedee and Nader had been fucking all along, and her subsequent meltdown eventually led to her impulsive Cuba trip later that month.

Mar 26-27th - 3some
Mar 28 - Chantal's birthday
Mar 29 - Chantal goes to Cuba, breaks down and tells us about the 3some
Apr 1 - Nader has DeeDee go live and say Nader has been arrested
Apr 2 - Whatever the fuck you want to call being released by Sam's Bar Lounge takes place
Apr 4 - Cuba rage "I pay your rent and you fuck a gray pussy!"
Apr 7 - Tiger Talks calls Motel Adam after Nader streams from there prior to a "date" and confirms that Chantal is there/paid for the room
May 4 - Chantal apologizes for her Cuba rage comments about DeeDee
May 14 - Chantal finally admits that she and Nader have been seeing each other

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

@GargoyleGorl I have some notes that may help with the timeline

Feb 24 - charges filed
Feb 27 - charges dropped
Mar 18 - final stream from the trap
Mar 20 - Nader moves to Montreal

Mar 26-27th - 3some
Mar 28 - Chantal's birthday
Mar 29 - Chantal goes to Cuba, breaks down and tells us about the 3some
Apr 1 - Nader has DeeDee go live and say Nader has been arrested
Apr 2 - Whatever the fuck you want to call being released by Sam's Bar Lounge takes place
Apr 4 - Cuba rage "I pay your rent and you fuck a gray pussy!"
Apr 7 - Tiger Talks calls Motel Adam after Nader streams from there prior to a "date" and confirms that Chantal is there/paid for the room
May 4 - Chantal apologizes for her Cuba rage comments about DeeDee
May 14 - Chantal finally admits that she and Nader have been seeing each other

I will fix this! Thank you!

 

[Cabbage Farmer]

This is a fantastic OP. I would just like a special request for a mention of his coke can motorcycle (still holding out hope) and the magic trick video in which we first witnessed Naders teeth in all their glory.

Such simpler times, when Chantal was still concealing the identity of her habibi and calling him Dom. Nader actually got mad at her for showing part of his face, and look where we are now

Video here https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chantal-sarault-foodie-beauty.36883/page-4293#post-9147557

Reading the old posts from when they first started dating is interesting, people were already predicting this would turn into an abuse arc, someone posted that there was no way Nader was interested in her money Someone else posted that Chantal's mysterious sniffles were coke nose and got negrated Also Chantal keeps calling him her new boyfriend

 

[TwinkieStorr]

Another remarkable thing about Mr. Fourth Pyramid is the fact he still can't speak English after living in Canada for more than a decade.

And it's not just his accent, Nader constantly struggles with non basic sentences, making people with down syndrome sound like Harvard professors in comparison.

The fact he also utters every single word with a mushy, cryptic voice makes him sound like an old man with celebral palsy to the point where if he suddently switched to Arabic only we would probably understand more of what he's trying to say.

I'm sure the fact he can't speak English after living in Canada for more than 10 years is totally not a sign of low iq.
(He was approximately 30 when he fled to the Country, so he doesn't even have the excuse of old age for not being able to learn the language)

Mr. Elshamy is in fact trying to teach us a lesson: even if you are the lowest, most illiterate retard you can still become a crack whore for white, obese, balding women and succed!

(Or maybe you could end up in jail for two years, but that's another story)

 

[stupid frog]

Another remarkable thing about Mr. Fourth Pyramid is the fact he still can't speak English after living in Canada for more than a decade.

He lives in Quebec and outside Montreal you'll get stabbed for not speaking their shit "French". So I assume primary is French. I guess I gave him too much credit lmao
This is where he used to live https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gatineau

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_qu%C3%A9b%C3%A9cois_de_la_langue_fran%C3%A7aise

 

[TwinkieStorr]

He lives in Quebec and outside Montreal you'll get stabbed for not speaking their shit "French". So I assume primary is French.
This is where he used to live https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gatineau

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_qu%C3%A9b%C3%A9cois_de_la_langue_fran%C3%A7aise

He doesn't even speak/understand French tho.
When the police came yesterday (?) Deedee told them to speak English with Nader because he can't speak French.

This is the live in question

https://youtu.be/WeMkuCGn4Io

Timestamp 03:17

Edit:
They probably lied about the police coming (thanks to @Ponzo for posting proof) but this doesn't change the fact that Nader the Great Scholar can't speak a foreign language to save his life

 

[Ponzo]

Time for some Nader dump

Spoiler: Picture dump

Spoiler: Nader&DD mocking Chantal

Spoiler: Nader&DD giving Chantal permission to dox DD

Spoiler: Random Nader Autism

He doesn't even speak/understand French tho.
When the police came yesterday Deedee told them to speak English with Nader because he can't speak French.

This is the live in question

https://youtu.be/WeMkuCGn4Io

Timestamp 03:17

I thought it has been accepted as a fact that they staged the police visit to deter people from actually calling the police. You can see stabby feet in the reflection and him knocking on the door before quickly walking back. Police would have to be buzzed into DDs apartment building before being able to knock.

 

[londonfog]

Dancing Boys of Afghanistan

I added the above doc because it gives a sickening, yet truthful look into a part of his culture. Several posters have speculated that he could have been one of these boys in his younger years, but there is no proof other than his awkward, but yet completely carefree kitchen dance pageants he performs with such whimsy. This seems to conflict with the ARAB BOSS OF THE CANADIAN PRISON SYSTEM (TM) he also likes to refer to himself as. It's almost as if he might be...over compensating??

ETA: Updated documentary title for clarity

 

[low sodium]

Weak eennnddd !!​

Jul 22, 2022

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Justanotherguy]

It's called a food handlers card.

100%, tells you how to wash your hands, not smoke on the line, cross contamination, and safe food temperatures.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Arabic prisons. When he said that, I shuddered.

Abu Dhabi (in the recent past)
8 people in a 10x12 cell. Random torturing.
You only leave the cell in a bag.

They forget to feed you. They forget water.
Hence cannibalism.
There is a hook in the middle of the cell.
If you pleased the guards, a rope is thrown into your cell at night.
The prisoners fight to hang themselves first.

I wouldn't fuck with this guy if he survived that. He is permanently fucked up.

Thats some kowledge you got there but stabibi wasnt incarcerated in the middle east but in Canada. He probably had his own tv and 3 square meals a day.

 

[Furry killer]

Leave it to a thread full of obese bathrobe-wearing Pall Mall smokers not to understand thing one about power dynamics.

The only thing holding them back from throwing themselves at Nader's feet is the size of their door frames.

 

[Handlebar Mushroom]

Arabic prisons. When he said that, I shuddered.

Abu Dhabi (in the recent past)
8 people in a 10x12 cell. Random torturing.
You only leave the cell in a bag.

They forget to feed you. They forget water.
Hence cannibalism.
There is a hook in the middle of the cell.
If you pleased the guards, a rope is thrown into your cell at night.
The prisoners fight to hang themselves first.

I wouldn't fuck with this guy if he survived that. He is permanently fucked up.

His disjointed monologue after he hit D2 was him saying that he is such a tough guy because he survived Canadian prisons, and became the prison boss (cell bitch). Which for him are a doddle because arabic prisons are way worse, as you have rightly stated. Of course, naduuuuurrr fails to see what a non flex this is.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

His disjointed monologue after he hit D2 was him saying that he is such a tough guy because he survived Canadian prisons, and became the prison boss (cell bitch). Which for him are a doddle because arabic prisons are way worse, as you have rightly stated. Of course, naduuuuurrr fails to see what a non flex this is.

I guess I misunderstood his inference.
Which makes sense... No one leaves a middle east prison (under the old leaders).

 

[Who Now]

I agree I think the police video is bullshit. DooDoo says she can hear them outside the door but then just sits there until a minute or two later when they supposedly knock on the door. Pretty sure most people would go to the door the second they thought it was police

I think the basic gist is that Nader simultaneously looks down on Beetz as not being a Real Man, but is also supremely jealous that he used to date Chantal and lives with her now

He was never jealous of Peetz. Chins, of course, thought it was great at first because her ego gave her the delusion it was because he cared so much. He hated Peetz because he knew Peetz told her all the time what a scumbag Nader was. He didn't like his meal ticket being influenced by anyone. So of course he made it about "living with a man is wrong". He might not be able to control her if Peetz convinced her Nader was the POS he is.

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

REECAP of Weak eennnddd !! (2022/07/22)
Taralli! Watered Melon! Shrimbp!


"Habby Friday night guys! How we doin'?"

Tonight we are cook show! I am show how cook!

Spoiler: Head Chef at Chef Cook!

To start we are need bowl, bowl and flour!

"Cup and half flour" mumblemutter "Maybe more." Only the most accurate of direction I am gib. Little bit salt, little bit yeast.

"One big spoon! Table spoon!" I am not hab table spoon so I use a spoon from drawer. "Add spoon and half cumin and also Caraway seed!" See is good!


Also we are needing two BIG spoon, two BIG spoon ghee! Only one of egg though.


Don't worry about mix, I am rinse hands. Avoid contamination of crossing.

"We are trying make it suck the ghee!"


Now I am sing and bang on counter, like all real chef with expired food handling safety certificate! Is my YOB! My REAL YOB! Every day I am cook like dis! To be making this dish broberly you are having to roll it thin like benis:

The Harem has become confuse, they are have confusion. This is okay, DeeDee explain at you! I am make Taralli! "I make it MY way." Shocker.

Spoiler: Hour Two... I am Cook Fast

I have bput in a whole tray of dis. I forgot tho, is done.


Time management in kitchen is specialty. Am good at dis.

Ignore that I am break one instantly. Sometimes you must be breaking of an egg! Like a bitches face when she cry for her baba!


To eat you just open mouth, like obi. Is so good, putting dis ting in my mouth. Sweet. Savory. Like cock.


"mMmmMm der so good!" Broken in a cup. Just how Maman used to make. Before I am leaving her in Egypt and come to Canada scam fat white women of monies.


DeeDee has notice some are undercook. I am meaning do dis. Fucking beeple. I bput back in oven for making of better browning and cut dis bitch watermelon.


Mmmmm ooo MmMm ahhhhh so good. Never you are having watermelon DIS GOOD. Is so good DeeDee is making a noise at sex sound from off screen.


Why she is not doing dis when I am fuck her?

Now am I making rest of dinner. "Am make shrimp. Right now am make shrimp!"

Spoiler: You Ain't Never Had a Shrimbp Like Dis

Before I am to make shrimbp let me be to tell you how DeeDee has alarm! "Every day I am to wake up like dis" FUD2 makes helpful sound of alarm go off. You understand. Ha ha. Is funny.

Don't look my nose.

<Snip DeeDee and Nader TOTALLY IN LOVE!>


This shrimbp? I know when I was broomstick Chantal I am having for the fresh shrimbp but is okay. Don't look my teeth!

Now to be make the shrimbp? You are need to use hand fill for measure cup with flour, then you are coat shrimbp. No need season flour. Dis MY way.


Maybe little bit of more. Light coating.


Hmmm no. Maybe little of bit more.


Ahhhh! Berfect!

TELL ME IS BERFECT! Or I will fry you instead of shrimbp in this old cooking oil.


See? Berfect! Now I am feed my bitch.


You see? We are being happy! So happy! Ha ha! LAUGH BITCH. We are talking about no-thing so that schat can see we are being happy couple! Nader is chef. Chef Elshammy!

"Am handy too!"

She knows. So do the patched walls of the condo.

Look how we are good couple being! Blay Boker! "Boker face!"

Maybe we watch movie.

DeeDee: "Does it look like I need help here?"

No. Is look all normal here. Very normal tings. Watch movie. Be couple. Couple tings. Ha ha!

Look I am to eat leftover zoup and then watch movie.

Everyting normal.

We are go now. Be couple. Do tings, stuff and tings! "Bolice know story, I am here, I am doing my thing!"

PS: No tea, just four hours of terrible amazing cooking.

Spoiler: Bonus Chef is Great Cook