Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

I’m pretty sure people who gain weight rapidly are at greater risk for health issues. Their bodies haven’t had time to adjust to being fat and are going through hell. The human body wants to maintain balance more than anything else and gaining 200+ lbs in a short period of time certainly doesn’t help that
This is correct. Diabeetus may not rise to claim the suddenly fat right away, but the muscles and joints haven't had time to grow strong enough to support the suddenly double-size frame and can be sending agonized danger signals to the brain on nearly any activity besides sitting down. Injuries can be frequent. Yet look at the legs and trunk of the 320lb guy who'se grown that way from 180 over 10 years, and their legs are strong as a sumo-wrestler's, hard as iron and they are able to walk for hours toting that load as long as they dont succumb to lazyness and sit 95% of their day. (But the Beetus and other glandular diseases are probably already at work trashing his eyesight and circulation.)
 
No update as I've been busy with real life and doing some research on another lolcow but Nick still has Orlin's artwork on his website as shirts. Not gonna lie since I love collecting weird shirts, but that is something I would waste my money on. Maybe. If I was drunk.

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He hasn't been obese for very long though right just a few years? Usually it takes some time for things like diabetes and stuff to set in. He's definitely fat but he's not immobile and I don't think he eats everything he has on cam, just some of it. Not defending him just saying I don't think his health is as bad as people make it out to be given his age, time being obese, etc.

This article says he broke up with his partner and is taking time off. Idk if its accurate or not just noting:

The article is backed up by a reputable drama channel I follow called deff noodles who took screen shots of orlin saying the pause on their social medias is due to a breakup. Orlin claims the break up was mutual. However, like the boy who cried wolf who can believe them when they click bait break ups all the time.

Normally I wouldn’t read into articles like this but deff noodles verified this message with orlins instagram.
 
The article is backed up by a reputable drama channel I follow called deff noodles who took screen shots of orlin saying the pause on their social medias is due to a breakup. Orlin claims the break up was mutual. However, like the boy who cried wolf who can believe them when they click bait break ups all the time.

Normally I wouldn’t read into articles like this but deff noodles verified this message with orlins instagram.
Yeah, they've pretended to breakup many times previously and I said in a previous post that nearly everything Nick does or says these days is a performance , so it would make sense to dismiss these latest statements from Orlin as more bullshit. Except that in the past, whenever they've faked a break up, it's usually come from the both of them or just Nick, with a hysterical video containing lot's of screaming crying and gnashing of teeth. This time it was just a terse announcement from Orlin with no reply from Nick at all, and silence is the one response from him that is actually believable. I think if the breakup was fake, Nick would have already done several dramatic videos about it.

A breakup wouldn't really be all that surprising. They met when they were young, thin vegans, and while they both gained a lot of weight over the years, Orlin has apparently returned to veganism or at least appears to be trying to eat healthier and seems to slowly be getting back in shape, while Nick continues to spiral out of control, getting bigger and bigger with no end in sight. Orlin probably realized that the things they once had common , which drew them together, are gone, and so is the Nick he was once attracted to, so he decided that there was no point to the relationship anymore.

Of course maybe it really is all bullshit again and just a plan to try and generate renewed interest in Nick's channels, which haven't been getting the views that they used to, and maybe they'll both return in a couple of weeks with some big announcement about how they went to counseling and are more in love than ever...but seriously though, I think Orlin really has left Nick and Nick is off someplace crying and licking his wounds.
 
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Yeah, they've pretended to breakup many times previously and I said in a previous post that nearly everything Nick does or says these days is a performance , so it would make sense to dismiss these latest statements from Orlin as more bullshit. Except that in the past, whenever they've faked a break up, it's usually come from the both of them or just Nick, with a hysterical video containing lot's of screaming crying and gnashing of teeth. This time it was just a terse announcement from Orlin with no reply from Nick at all, and silence is the one response from him that is actually believable. I think if the breakup was fake, Nick would have already done several dramatic videos about it.

A breakup wouldn't really be all that surprising. They met when they were young, thin vegans, and while they both gained a lot of weight over the years, Orlin has apparently returned to veganism or at least appears to be trying to eat healthier and seems to slowly be getting back in shape, while Nick continues to spiral out of control, getting bigger and bigger with no end in sight. Orlin probably realized that the things they once had common , which drew them together, are gone, and so is the Nick he was once attracted to, so he decided that there was no point to the relationship anymore.

Of course maybe it really is all bullshit again and just a plan to try and generate renewed interest in Nick's channels, which haven't been getting the views that they used to, and maybe they'll both return in a couple of weeks with some big announcement about how they went to counseling and are more in love than ever...but seriously though, I think Orlin really has left Nick and Nick is off someplace crying and licking his wounds.
orlin is constantly going up and down in weight, if its true what they say, he repeatedly jumps to fruit only diets, to eating all of nick's leftovers, to veganism, back to fruit, back to leftovers...

he's really just as messed up when it comes to food
 
He might be having a medical emergency. I know our cows seem impervious to the laws of life that govern the rest of us but they are technically human and mortal.
His fat ass might be laid up in some hospital or some shit. But idk. I feel like if that was the case he'd still find a way to get views off of it. He's probably being a faggot and doing some kind of juice cleanse while taking a break.

Also here’s a funny TikTok

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I think its most likely his testicle/crotch issues he had recently? He even went to the doctor while in Vegas because his nut hurt.
 
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I think its most likely his testicle/crotch issues he had recently? He even went to the doctor while in Vegas because his nut hurt.


If Nik gave himself chronic epididymitis with his dumbass fetish videos and lifestyle I would honestly feel for him. Even millions of dollars aren't worth lifelong, irreversible testicular pain and puss pockets in the scrotum.
 
If he still has the obsessive mentality like he did when he was a strict Vegan, he'd probably do well pivoting his channel's content to a weight loss arc.

Agree.

Right now people watch to see a fat fuck eat himself to death and cry. If he switched to a more ‘wholesome’ weight loss arc it would draw more eyeballs. Other YouTube shitheads would rattle on about his attempt and it would actually help him more if succeeded.

Losing weight isn’t easy and you don’t get as fat as him with willpower. I do think he is motivated by money and this would bring money.

Hell, him moving from food to internet drama would be good pivot too. Fags love drama
 
I think it's only been a few months since El Fato Grande was in Vegas for a butt fuckin' gainer hookup sesh. But atleast I don't have to go hunt his fat ass down this time. There's only one Cruncheese. 4284 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas, NV 89102.

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Late reply, but I recently moved to the area. Cruncheese has multiple locations. You got the right address though, that's the Chinatown location. It's pretty popular since it's pretty much sugar covered hotdogs. I think it's kind of disgusting though.
 
So this video was recommended


The two main theories in that video are that

  1. He simply took a break from youtube for his mental health like that one cameo said
  2. He rushed to get to 400lbs because he had an offer from a Television Network about a weight loss series.
 
So this video was recommended


The two main theories in that video are that

  1. He simply took a break from youtube for his mental health like that one cameo said
  2. He rushed to get to 400lbs because he had an offer from a Television Network about a weight loss series.

So it’s true. He is intending to do a weight loss arc soon. Well, damn. He better go ahead and start. Cause homie not all the damage you’re doing is reversible. I hope he is keeping that in mind in his “prep” for this arc lol
 
So it’s true. He is intending to do a weight loss arc soon. Well, damn. He better go ahead and start. Cause homie not all the damage you’re doing is reversible. I hope he is keeping that in mind in his “prep” for this arc lol
There is no way he is not going to need skin surgery if he does lose the weight.
 
So this video was recommended


The two main theories in that video are that

  1. He simply took a break from youtube for his mental health like that one cameo said
  2. He rushed to get to 400lbs because he had an offer from a Television Network about a weight loss series.
He has mentioned before that he is in contact with tv shows and talked about my 600 lbs life.
But going by that cameo and tictok. He is taking a break will be making fat fuck video soon enough.
 
So this video was recommended


The two main theories in that video are that

  1. He simply took a break from youtube for his mental health like that one cameo said
  2. He rushed to get to 400lbs because he had an offer from a Television Network about a weight loss series.
I thought he wanted to get to 400 so all the gainer faggot freaks would wanna fuck him more?
 
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