Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[ImportantOpinions]

If you guys are interested in the comedic genius of Patrick Tomlinson, look him up on reddit. His username is u/patrickstomlinson because important celebrities use their real name in their reddit account. Forget the pages upon pages of responding to comments and sort by "submitted" until you get to the one reason Patrick used reddit: standupshots.

If you don't know standupshots, it's a place for amateur comedians to post a picture of themself with one of their jokes over it. Most use it to promote themselves, network, maybe get some constructive feedback, but Pat of course used it to demand validation for his comedy and fight with anyone who disagreed.

It's about half "orange man bad" punchlines but the best ones are the fucking ESSAYS he writes where he forgets he's supposed to be funny and just yammers on like an autistic child.

 

[whore loving dragon]

If you guys are interested in the comedic genius of Patrick Tomlinson, look him up on reddit. His username is u/patrickstomlinson because important celebrities use their real name in their reddit account. Forget the pages upon pages of responding to comments and sort by "submitted" until you get to the one reason Patrick used reddit: standupshots.

If you don't know standupshots, it's a place for amateur comedians to post a picture of themself with one of their jokes over it. Most use it to promote themselves, network, maybe get some constructive feedback, but Pat of course used it to demand validation for his comedy and fight with anyone who disagreed.

It's about half "orange man bad" punchlines but the best ones are the fucking ESSAYS he writes where he forgets he's supposed to be funny and just yammers on like an autistic child.

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>tfw you're not sure about those pesky vowels so you just throw them both in

I don't know what he thought was so genius in all those paragraphs that he had to include all of that in the image. I'm sure he realizes the format is supposed to emphasize brevity, but he just can't bear to cut out even a syllable of his shining golden comedic genius.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

If you guys are interested in the comedic genius of Patrick Tomlinson, look him up on reddit. His username is u/patrickstomlinson because important celebrities use their real name in their reddit account. Forget the pages upon pages of responding to comments and sort by "submitted" until you get to the one reason Patrick used reddit: standupshots.

good timing, because it looks like he posted for reddit on the first time in several months just a day or two ago. no idea what his original comment was but it looks like moderators removed it, so he was probably talking about how much he enjoys beating women given the context

 

[whore loving dragon]

good timing, because it looks like he posted for reddit on the first time in several months just a day or two ago. no idea what his original comment was but it looks like moderators removed it, so he was probably talking about how much he enjoys beating women given the context
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https://www.reveddit.com/y/patrickstomlinson/

Just like poor Annabelle...

Spoiler: huge wall of Patrick screaming into the void

Jesus fucking christ

Here's a funny thread, not sure if it's already archived here

2500 upvotes on /r/MenWritingWomen:



The excerpt:

 

[ImportantOpinions]

good timing, because it looks like he posted for reddit on the first time in several months just a day or two ago. no idea what his original comment was but it looks like moderators removed it, so he was probably talking about how much he enjoys beating women given the context
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I know you guys have the whole "don't poke the cow" rule, but seriously don't message, respond to, or downvote Patrick with any reddit account you care about. He's successfully groveled to one of the admins and will lie to teacher about what a horrible racist anti-trans Nazi you are.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

I know you guys have the whole "don't poke the cow" rule, but seriously don't message, respond to, or downvote Patrick with any reddit account you care about. He's successfully groveled to one of the admins and will lie to teacher about what a horrible racist anti-trans Nazi you are.

I dont even have an account. In fact the only reason I bothered to make a twitter account was to browse fatrick's messages without an annoying 'get a twitter account' popup stopping me from scrolling down more than an inch.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

Spoiler: huge wall of Patrick screaming into the void

Jesus fucking christ

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For a guy who claims to hate Trump and his supporters, it’s incredible how he employs the same exact rhetorical techniques that are supposedly (according to him) the sign of a lesser intellect.

 

[Su-27 Flanker-B]

Wait till yall find out that handsome rick is a real guy. Its pats cousin named jakob raven.
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And heres his other cousin apparently.
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Im a phone fag and this is the first comment ive attached photos in, so if its fucked up in anyway just yell at me and call me a retard and ill try to fix it. I watched Jershs vidya on what to do so hopefully its not too fucked up for yall non-phone fags.

I recommend readin the whole thread for a bit more flavor.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/another-pat-relative-that-is-more-successful-than-him-cousin-jake-raven.19192/

I am late, but this is amazing. Truly, a once-in-a-lifetime find.

 

[AnOminous]

Patrick feeds the trolls so often because he's under the the impression everyone overeats to the same level he does.

Rick is the junk food of trolls. He's easy to get riled and willing to feed anyone, but if you eat nothing but Rick's pepperoni, you'll get as fat as he is.

I really doubt he was a good one. One heckler in the crowd would probably have him flip the fuck out.

Good thing we don't do trolling plans here. I bet he'd go full Michael Richards if it was a black guy.

"He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! You're lucky this isn't my basement or I'd be grinding you and your kids up into pepperoni right now!"

 

[Fuck Taxes]

Break out the confetti, lads.

 

[AnOminous]

I dont even have an account. In fact the only reason I bothered to make a twitter account was to browse fatrick's messages without an annoying 'get a twitter account' popup stopping me from scrolling down more than an inch.

Replace twitter.com in the url with nitter.net

No popups, no Twitter bullshit, no Twitter account. Also there's a nitter redirect extension if you're lazy.

 

[MilkThePig]

I apologize if this fact has become redundant by now but I must point out - Patrick S Tomlinson is fat; Very very fat.

Thank you for your time.

 

[Spunt]

On Twitter itself on desktop you can click "sign in" on the popup then the x in the corner to close it. Do it twice then it will not bug you again and you can scroll all you want, I think until your session or IP changes.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Break out the confetti, lads.
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What is the recourse if Fatrick just simply chooses not to pay?

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

What is the recourse if Fatrick just simply chooses not to pay?

They put his half-a-hovel on a flatbed and take it to Quasi's palatial estate.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

an Owen A user asked me to post this, they directly referenced you, @1997 Toyota Tacoma

Spoiler: NSFW texts to patrick

 

[ShinyStar]

I figure that one of the main reasons that Nikki puts up with Patrick is because she, too, gets to live like a kid. Going on all those vacations feels pretty nice. You get to feel financially secure, you get to do something that the pretty people do. All these trips must be doing a lot to make up for all the stress and stupidity that Pat is making her live through.

At some point, though, if the ninja attorney can finally start tightening the screws, all those fun things are going to go away. It's one thing living with Pat when you get rewarded by regular travel to nice vacation spots. It's going to be quite another living with him when there isn't the money to leave the half-hovel to go to the store, much less anywhere fun.

Speaking of which, are we still waiting on a ruling on the SFWA motion to quash?

 

[Formerly Trucks]

an Owen A user asked me to post this, they directly referenced you, @1997 Toyota Tacoma

Spoiler: NSFW texts to patrick

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Hmm, I wonder if a pink triangle owning faggot had anything to do with it .
Regardless, who gives a shit.

Edit: Speeling

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Nice speeling, stupid

Spoiler: Moar

 

[Formerly Trucks]

How long can certified stalker-child @1997 Toyota Tacoma get away with it?

The texts are funny content, the O&A forum is funny, I guess it's what I get for back seat modding an O&A poster, touché.

Edit: The Nikocado ass is a horrifying but funny touch.