Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

Apparently, guns piss them off even more. It is why bear spray is preferred.
I think this is a complicated question. Carrying the right gun would be optimal, assuming its terminal ballistics can induce hydrostatic shock in a bear and assuming you can shoot the damn thing properly under pressure. I think a +P+ load .44 Magnum would be a consistent and reliable bear stopper.
 
Wasn't there a rumor that mr ballen was in a wheelchair? I don't know if it has already been shown but he was standing in one of his sponsor videos the other day... Did i just hallucinate the wheelchair thing or was that actually something that was going around at one point?
 
I think this is a complicated question. Carrying the right gun would be optimal, assuming its terminal ballistics can induce hydrostatic shock in a bear and assuming you can shoot the damn thing properly under pressure. I think a +P+ load .44 Magnum would be a consistent and reliable bear stopper.
There's a reason they sell .454 cassull large frame wheelguns and similar chamberings with 2 inch barrels, they exclusively have use as a bear gun.
 
Wasn't there a rumor that mr ballen was in a wheelchair? I don't know if it has already been shown but he was standing in one of his sponsor videos the other day... Did i just hallucinate the wheelchair thing or was that actually something that was going around at one point?
There are pictures of him standing and hiking with his kids on his instagram.
 
Wasn't there a rumor that mr ballen was in a wheelchair? I don't know if it has already been shown but he was standing in one of his sponsor videos the other day... Did i just hallucinate the wheelchair thing or was that actually something that was going around at one point?
It's the Mandingo effect. You've been transported to another universe by this weasel. weasel-1_custom-43fe3277d96f46cfbd781023b47ddb2b9e5b1050-s1100-c50.jpg
 
First video reminded me of this channel that I came across. It's about documenting high profile bear attacks. It probably scares me more than most of the people ITT because there's a significant bear population near my area.




Bears are true horror, that's an SCP that's just about a town that got fucked up by a bunch of normal bears.
 
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Fun fact- that's a Stoat
They're well known to chasing their pray until they die of exhaustion. They only focus on a single target, ignoring potential weaker prey.

Seriously. Nature is more scary than all of these """horror""" youtubers.
 
People are still searching for this obviously fake anime? Jesus fucking Christ.
If shit like Shojo Tsubaki can be real, then why not some weird anime about girls in a bathroom? I know it's not, but I almost want it to be, just because I like lost media.
Sr Pelo pissed all over Mandela Catelogue and I think it's preddy funny
He made an alt ending for Newgrounds. It's parodying this missing person thing in Mexico, idk but it's funny.
 
I wish they had a proper back up of their shows, I really enjoyed their reading & analysis of Borrasca, but it doesn't look like it has been uploaded again anywhere. The search isn't helped by it being turned into some podcast production.
Is Borrasca the dumbfuck story where the sheriff of a small town kidnaps women from said small town to turn them into baby factories because every woman in the small town is sterile (except the ones he kidnaps because?????) and instead of just burying the bodies or something they feed them into an incredibly large, dangerous, expensive piece of machinery that's so loud you can hear it from the next county over?

I remember hearing that piece of shit got picked up for a book. Christ. Strong start but the middle lags, devotes a stupid amount of time to a red herring, and the reveal buries the coffin. Then they have the nerve to hit you with a "here's the whole plot in case you're retarded" epilogue.
 
Is Borrasca the dumbfuck story where the sheriff of a small town kidnaps women from said small town to turn them into baby factories because every woman in the small town is sterile (except the ones he kidnaps because?????) and instead of just burying the bodies or something they feed them into an incredibly large, dangerous, expensive piece of machinery that's so loud you can hear it from the next county over?

I remember hearing that piece of shit got picked up for a book. Christ. Strong start but the middle lags, devotes a stupid amount of time to a red herring, and the reveal buries the coffin. Then they have the nerve to hit you with a "here's the whole plot in case you're retarded" epilogue.
That's the core of the story, I don't know how the written material is but the podcast is from the pov of a kid whose family moved to the town. I generally listen to scifi horror podcasts, which I mean... this is horror. But when I got to the episode where it's all laid out it was like. wow that's worse than anything I could think of.

It does have the inklings of SUPER CONSPIRACY and somehow despite a good bit of the disappearences being reported there never any outside authorities looking into it. It stretches credulity to think that somehow some podunk town in the middle of fuck all nowhere has folks with that sort of power. There is an announcment for a season 2 of the podcast, basically involving the protagonists years later trying to get revenge.
 
That's the core of the story, I don't know how the written material is but the podcast is from the pov of a kid whose family moved to the town. I generally listen to scifi horror podcasts, which I mean... this is horror. But when I got to the episode where it's all laid out it was like. wow that's worse than anything I could think of.

It does have the inklings of SUPER CONSPIRACY and somehow despite a good bit of the disappearences being reported there never any outside authorities looking into it. It stretches credulity to think that somehow some podunk town in the middle of fuck all nowhere has folks with that sort of power. There is an announcment for a season 2 of the podcast, basically involving the protagonists years later trying to get revenge.
I read the written version ages ago on some creepypasta site, so I'm sure the podcast version is different. I'd imagine they've cleaned up a lot of the shittier parts since it exploded into a modest success.

I don't know, I just remember the payoff being really underwhelming, especially since they build this mysterious noise up the whole story only to reveal it's essentially nothing. And like you said, the police force and "elite" of a town of like 2,000 having a literal Epstein rapefarm that nobody is allowed to question or talk about is just silly. People don't just let their missing family go.

Not to even get into the retarded logistics of buying babies from a black market rape farm instead of just adopting. So many aspects of the story would have been fixed if they had just been running a trafficking ring or harvesting organs or something.
 
Wow.... I have known of the podcast Borrasca for a year or so now...
I'm assuming it's the same source for both. It... uh... gets dark.
the one I linked is not the actual story, it's a group of people who would read and critique creepypastas, from Abandoned By Disney to Happy Appy to Borrasca to 1999 (which is why their YT channel got deleted apparently).
 
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