Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Be funny if Lucas just got some rando doxed. Absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Anyway, here’s the chaser dox.
Brian J Thering
Age 28 (Apr 1994)
Current Address
433 Friendship Village Dr
Harrington, DE 19952
Associated Names
Brian D Thering
Previous Addresses
345 Walnut St
Dimondale, MI 48821
(Jun 2012 - Jan 2019)
3924 Pine Terrace Blvd #BV1
Kalamazoo, MI 49006
(Dec 2015 - Jan 2016)
PO Box 404
Dimondale, MI 48821
(Sep 2012 - Dec 2015)
Possible Relatives
Jami C Thering, Melissa Michelle Thering, Rick Allen Thering, Tanner J Thering
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Tanner J Thering
Age 22 (Jul 2000)
WIGGLER NATION RISING
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Say, he looks familiar :story:
https://www.instagram.com/sing.you.to.death/ (Archive)

 
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wow it's an ugly chaser, now this shocks me!


Edit: Could it be the guy @Blood Unit based his first Lucas song off of?
Here it is in case any of you remember:

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Voice is similar enough and it's a shitty phone recording too. Plus the account that posted this song was suspended, so the one at the top of this post could be an alt 🤔
Give a buck to trans kids?!
gtfo here :story:
 
I’m a CIS white guy lemme tell ya what Lucas’s and other trans trials and tribulations are.
1.) Wake up, try to take a leak, leak out their ass. Regret decision.
2.) Pick the most unflattering GIRLY GIRL KAWAII DESU clothes out of the pile of dirty clothes on your floor. Stuff bra or inflate balloons to the size you identify as today. Latch bra wrong three times before succeeding.
3.) Dialate. Seethe at the fact the government didn’t bring you a stack of gold today for Starbucks. Cry quietly as you realize your amhole still looks like an arbys sandwich that was left in a parking lot, and smells like dead opossum.
4.) turn on computer, login to Twitter, get mad that you don’t run it and get paid for that, go get mom up to make you coffee.
5:) check gofundme,WhatsApp, and patreon to see if someone gave you money. If yes buy fast food.
6.) sit on Twitter in a cloud of asssauce and self loathing.
7.) sit on Twitter in a cloud of asssauce and self loathing.
8.) sit on Twitter in a cloud of asssauce and self loathing.
9.) shop Amazon for deals on rope that arrive next day via moms prime.
10. ) take edgy photos and make memes of trump.
11.) go to bed; cry quietly into sexy sonic body pillow. Try to bate until you accidentally knock some necrotic tissue off. Think you’re menstrating just long enough to realize you’re just fucked up. Finally fall asleep clutching a day old burrito.
 
I could see Keffals turning into a Neo-Cosmo when his audience eventually gets bored of his content. At least Cosmo could sing for hours at a time; Keffals just stares at his monitor for a bits of a time, which add up to quite a boring stream. To be honest, I wouldn't complain, or be surprised, if Lucas' flaws became more emphasized as his viewerbase dies, becoming what is essentially the child of Ethan Ralph and Cosmo Wright.
 
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