The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[Titanium Vagina]

I think this is an interesting theory except the whole May being gone for weeks and Ralph being hidden in some crack bunker. Wouldn't they go stay in NY together or rent something together?

Only if the relationship is going well. Meme mansion isn't a mansion and I don't think Pantsu and Ralph's meme marriage is real at all. They're like acquaintances that accidentally banged, made a kid, and would both he homeless if they didn't team up.

Either way, I'm sort of glad Moscow was a meme because that was going to be too easy.

 

[Lomax]

Has anyone tracked how many nights Ethan has spent under the same roof as his newborn child since she was born?
Between this, trips to casinos, florida and portugal, I'd be suprised if it even cracks 50%

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Rule no. 1: Don’t touch the püü

She knows where to find us. PedoParty get verified k bitch.

 

[suspended animation]

Apparently Richmond is rife with bedbugs, which could explain having to vacate the house while it's fumigated.

May and the pets would stay with her parents simply because it's free and Ralph wouldn't agree to be cooped up with her and the baby.

He would then return to the house to salvage any furniture or clothing.

Bedbugs (or other infestations like termites) and all the other recent issues could just be a catalyst for moving...?

 

[make_it_so]

Get a picture of him and ask the locals if he lives there.

I doubt that'd work - Ralph probably barely leaves whatever hole he's in so most locals wouldn't recognize him.

 

[AltisticRight]

And even if he never slips up he is still on the run and hiding from internet speds who find humor in leaving canned corn and expensive baby supplies on his front steps. Imagine being chased out of your home and living in and out of flea infested motels because you afraid of that.

Ralph, Jim Medicade didn't run and hide like a bitch. He thanked the speds and it stopped being interesting.
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Jim still lives in his house.
Your on the run hiding.
TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY

It comes back in full circle. After taunting Metokur's neet weeb status and fat Korean whore wife, threatening to hire a damn PI to stalk Jade, Ethan is now on the run.
Honestly, good riddance. Everything's fair game. I wouldn't even moralfag if someone hired a PI in an attempt to capture the lost piggy.

 

[Keranu]

I think this is an interesting theory except the whole May being gone for weeks and Ralph being hidden in some crack bunker. Wouldn't they go stay in NY together or rent something together?

I had another theory. What if gunt is occasionally staying at Sisco's townhouse while the new guntshack is being finalized or Sisco's place is a rest point for moving things? Might explain the internet situation and Sisco's West Virginia slip up.

 

[Christorian X]

I had another theory. What if gunt is occasionally staying at Sisco's townhouse while the new guntshack is being finalized or Sisco's place is a rest point for moving things? Might explain the internet situation and Sisco's West Virginia slip up.

This honestly makes a great deal of sense.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So here's a question I haven't seen anyone ask yet. If Ralph is going back to his Richmond place "for a few weeks" then it stands to reason he still has the lease on that house into August. If that's the case, what exactly was so pressing for him to spend two weeks hiding out somewhere else and for May to be in NY all that time? Something is not adding up here. Why would both abandon a house for almost a month and go in totally opposite directions if the house and all their stuff was still there. There is something else going on, even outside of the Reckless Driving or even the Child Support.

Sad that KC isn’t doing any legwork to find out what truly has the Gunt running scared af. He and Pantsu fled the ghetto for a full month.

I could be 100% wrong. I suppose it still feels like there's some missing impetus as to why all these things are occurring the way that they are. I feel like I'm trying to think through what the shape of the piece of the puzzle is that would give us a proper picture.
If we step back and really look at the last 6 months,

1. Ralph has been to Vegas and has a heart attack
2. Been in a car crash
3. Been to Portugal twice and literally beaten in the streets both times
4. Had eye surgery
5. Has had a complete emotional breakdown on air with someone he considers a father figure
6. Has been convicted of revenge porn
7. Has been accused of rape
8. Has legally and socially pressured into court battles for his son
9. Lost the closest person he considered a friend (Gator)
10. Experienced a massive uptick in internet hate and ridicule
11. Publicly embarrassed in front of The Blaze
12. Had a disaster of an event
13. Most likely is being blamed behind the scenes of massively derailing and damaging Nick's America First when the whole of the internet decided to make them all the subject of laughter because of Ralph
14. Losing all his YouTube restream sites
15. Blowing up his spot on Odysee
16. Andy Dick threaten to murder him
17. Catch a new Reckless Driving charge
18. Swatted once
19. Multiple welfare checks
20. Arrested due to a bomb threat on the steps of SCOTUS
21. Had a second child

Add onto this all the little things I've missed, massive drug and alcohol addictions, sleep apnea, gambling addictions which we haven't seen any fallout from but we know must exist. Any average person would be fucked up over 25% of that in six months. There is certainly a large amount of psychological damage at this point. This is all on top of whatever normal everyday life stuff. @Sir Baz the Intolerant your comment about forgetting non-internet activity made me think that the impact of all this must certainly impact the non-internet heavily and there are a lot of consequences and fallout impacting this move that we aren't seeing.

Ralph’s life is a dumpster fire and a constant series of terrible decisions and near disasters, or actual disasters. We just see his bad decisions online, but he’s doing even more retarded stuff we don’t see fueled by booze, gambling and mental problems.

Something has him very spooked to the point he was hiding out for over a month. Something happened around the supposed AC trip and catching another misdemeanor. I think he flips out and rage pigs with Pantsu. His problem is he can’t kick her and the baby out so he has to flee the crack shack when he’s mad or going on a booze/drugs binge.

Something made her go to daddy’s to live for over a month. Why Ralph also had to also lay low is the weird part. Obviously they have problems as a couple, but that doesn’t explain why both had to flee the Richmond house.

There was trouble in paradise or they wouldn’t have lived separately for well over a month. If there wasn’t trouble then it’s obvious Ralph is not welcome at the Morris house and had to couch surf and room rent away from Pantsu for a month.

Pantsu and Ralph demonstrate they are miserable just by their behavior. The first year of a couple’s first child is when they spend almost all of their time together. Ralph could pretend he constantly left Pantsu when she was pregnant because he wanted to do stuff before the baby arrived, but he’s left her far more after the baby’s arrival.

Ralph and Pantsu act like a couple that broke up months ago for all the time they are under the same roof with a newborn. People who spend this much time apart with a new baby are either ppl who were casually dating and accidentally got pregnant or couples that broke-up shortly after a baby’s arrival.

Apparently Richmond is rife with bedbugs, which could explain having to vacate the house while it's fumigated.

May and the pets would stay with her parents simply because it's free and Ralph wouldn't agree to be cooped up with her and the baby.

He would then return to the house to salvage any furniture or clothing.

Bedbugs (or other infestations like termites) and all the other recent issues could just be a catalyst for moving...?

An infestation in the house is a feasible for why they both had to go. idk enough about bed bugs and other critters but I don’t think it takes anywhere near a month to fumigate it. They seem to throw away all mattresses and upholstered furniture then fumigate the premises.

 

[SpiderDijon]

Apparently, in Florida it's illegal to go mess with someone at their house, some sort of Federal offense

Any money on Ralph being in Florida to pwn Josh?

 

[stalkerchild]

Apparently, in Florida it's illegal to go mess with someone at their house, some sort of Federal offense

Any money on Ralph being in Florida to pwn Josh?

I am pretty sure I heard Ralph tonight say he was at Baked house yesterday during the trial.

Beginning to think this was just a temp move to let Meigh get her things and move without him being around causing issues.

 

[Lee Crabb]

I could be 100% wrong. I suppose it still feels like there's some missing impetus as to why all these things are occurring the way that they are. I feel like I'm trying to think through what the shape of the piece of the puzzle is that would give us a proper picture.
If we step back and really look at the last 6 months,

Don't forget the leaked texts that indicate he's been vomiting black sludge. If that's true, he could be having upper gastric bleeding; very serious stuff

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I am pretty sure I heard Ralph say he was at Baked house yesterday during the trial.

Beginning to think this was just a temp move to let Meigh get her things and move without him being around causing issues.

Until May makes an appearance on the KS or there is a recent photo of them together I agree. May is going home to Rochester. She had to get some of her stuff moved out of the Richmond house before Aug 1.

I think Ralph went down to Florida to commiserate the implosion of baby mama #2 relationship in June and to see if he could move in with Baked. “I mean since your going to prison and I can house sit for ya!” He was trying to figure out what his next move would be since the whole family man role play was a total disaster.

I don’t think anyone wanted to be roomies with Ralph except Sisco. I don’t think Baked’s fed handlers are that interested in him cozying up to Ralphamale. Maybe if Ralph tries to hint at violent action at a upcoming protest in a telegram group Baked will suddenly invite him to move in.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I could be 100% wrong. I suppose it still feels like there's some missing impetus as to why all these things are occurring the way that they are. I feel like I'm trying to think through what the shape of the piece of the puzzle is that would give us a proper picture.
If we step back and really look at the last 6 months,

1. Ralph has been to Vegas and has a heart attack
2. Been in a car crash
3. Been to Portugal twice and literally beaten in the streets both times
4. Had eye surgery
5. Has had a complete emotional breakdown on air with someone he considers a father figure
6. Has been convicted of revenge porn
7. Has been accused of rape
8. Has legally and socially pressured into court battles for his son
9. Lost the closest person he considered a friend (Gator)
10. Experienced a massive uptick in internet hate and ridicule
11. Publicly embarrassed in front of The Blaze
12. Had a disaster of an event
13. Most likely is being blamed behind the scenes of massively derailing and damaging Nick's America First when the whole of the internet decided to make them all the subject of laughter because of Ralph
14. Losing all his YouTube restream sites
15. Blowing up his spot on Odysee
16. Andy Dick threaten to murder him
17. Catch a new Reckless Driving charge
18. Swatted once
19. Multiple welfare checks
20. Arrested due to a bomb threat on the steps of SCOTUS
21. Had a second child

Add onto this all the little things I've missed, massive drug and alcohol addictions, sleep apnea, gambling addictions which we haven't seen any fallout from but we know must exist. Any average person would be fucked up over 25% of that in six months. There is certainly a large amount of psychological damage at this point. This is all on top of whatever normal everyday life stuff. @Sir Baz the Intolerant your comment about forgetting non-internet activity made me think that the impact of all this must certainly impact the non-internet heavily and there are a lot of consequences and fallout impacting this move that we aren't seeing.

This is a superb post. But when you add more detail to any of these, it gets even worse. For example: “had a second child” omits “with a pedophile shim.” “Had a disaster of an event” omits “where he got punched in the face on camera.” It’s simply impossible to capture in words just how fucked up his life is.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Don't forget the leaked texts that indicate he's been vomiting black sludge. If that's true, he could be having upper gastric bleeding; very serious stuff

It’s not true. He was lying and doombaiting for attention because he’s a 12 year old girl with BPD.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Don't forget the leaked texts that indicate he's been vomiting black sludge. If that's true, he could be having upper gastric bleeding; very serious stuff

That's from the booze. Vomiting blood/bile can happen when you're very deep into your alcoholism and carries over even into withdrawal symptoms.

 

[HooliganCobra]

Since nobody mentioned it yet.
Pantsu was sighted on stream with Ralph last night.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Status update plz. Are they back in the crack shack? Is PedoParty in a motel with Ralph? Where is Roxicet?

 

[Obscura539]

The talk of an event that caused the fleeing of the crack shack made me wonder if there was any incident reports available. Richmond does in fact make some available to the public. I couldn't find anything that sticks out. What I learned is that Ralph's neighborhood is a bigger shit hole than I imagined.

Here's any incidents report on his street beginning from this year.



Nothing really stands out. Imagine painting yourself as some super successful celebrity as you house your family in a neighborhood where everyone is robbing and assaulting each other.

If anyone wants to view the total list you can search under Ralph's neighborhood of Swansboro West

Link here

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

The talk of an event that caused the fleeing of the crack shack made me wonder if there was any incident reports available. Richmond does in fact make some available to the public. I couldn't find anything that sticks out. What I learned is that Ralph's neighborhood is a bigger shit hole than I imagined.

Here's any incidents report on his street beginning from this year.

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Nothing really stands out. Imagine painting yourself as some super successful celebrity as you house your family in a neighborhood where everyone is robbing and assaulting each other.

If anyone wants to view the total list you can search under Ralph's neighborhood of Swansboro West

Link here

Last night 5 men were shot on Broad Rock Road, which is about 2000 feet from the crack shack.