Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

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How do I make these embedded, KF-hosted videos play consistently? Sometimes they do, but usually not. Based on the reviews so far, it’s painful not to be able to watch it.

ETA: I got it to play. Appreciate a good cow crossover.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

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I hope everyone knows who this is, but as a quick overview for those that don't:

Looks like the Rascals hired Big (Fat Fucking) Lenny, a very odd man/amateur bodybuilder known from being a feature in Jason Genova videos (a retarded guy who wanted to be a bodybuilder, basically). Anyway, Lenny is a weird as fuck guy: lives in disgusting squalor, abuses steroids/HGH/insulin and takes a drug to make his darker through melanin production. He also hates porn (and people who watch porn), but likes trannies.

He's most known for his odd physique with a giant gut (most likely from too much BB insulin abuse):





He's also more man than Fatrick will ever be. Here's him shrugging off a taser (while decrying 'porn addicts'):

 

[r00]

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I only got three words in and I just fucking lost it.

 

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I'm fucking dead.

 

[Meriasek]

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I'm gonna sell my sides to SpaceX as a heavy lift payload platform because they were launched into orbit in five seconds flat.
Fucking rascals, man. They're doing the Lord's work.

And no dunking on Big Lenny. He has the best midriff in the industry, none of that cookie cutter physique bullshit. Now they need to get Janoy Cresva to send Fatrick a message as well.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Has anybody ever tried to get Pat stuck in an infinite loop with a chat bot? Just take some simple, off the shelf thing, program it with some meme language related to Quasi and pepperoni, and set it to text Pat every 15 minutes or so. If he responds, incorporate his response into the bot message. If not, just keep spamming him with bullshit. I'd give it less than a week before he died to sleep deprivation trying to keep up with it.

... in Minecraft, of course. Like any experienced farmer, I don't feed the zoo animals. Especially pigs.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Has anybody ever tried to get Pat stuck in an infinite loop with a chat bot? Just take some simple, off the shelf thing, program it with some meme language related to Quasi and pepperoni, and set it to text Pat every 15 minutes or so. If he responds, incorporate his response into the bot message. If not, just keep spamming him with bullshit. I'd give it less than a week before he died to sleep deprivation trying to keep up with it.

... in Minecraft, of course. Like any experienced farmer, I don't feed the zoo animals. Especially pigs.

I don't know if it was archived anywhere/screenshotted (maybe the rascals have it somewhere), but one of the funniest things they once did was buy a bunch of spambots to spam Fatrick's Instagram account with comments IIRC.

So, you had tons and tons of fake female accounts that would say shit like "nasty, stinky boy!" and "ew, ugly boy!" nonstop. Fatrick still insisted on replying to everything, but it was so much that he started privating his instagram account overnight each day, so that he didn't wake up to hundreds of comments and notifications from the bots to deal with in the morning. Hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

He's most known for his odd physique with a giant gut (most likely from too much BB insulin abuse):

Palumbo himself would be jealous of his palumboism.

 

[Spunt]

And no dunking on Big Lenny. He has the best midriff in the industry, none of that cookie cutter physique bullshit. Now they need to get Janoy Cresva to send Fatrick a message as well.

Let's see how Patrick deals with Order 66. I mean, he does kill younglings but he does that for tasty pepperoni, not the Sith. He may be outmatched.

 

[Meriasek]

Let's see how Patrick deals with Order 66. I mean, he does kill younglings but he does that for tasty pepperoni, not the Sith. He may be outmatched.

O Lawd please let there be a massive autistic feud between Fat Rick and the Delray Misfits and the Piss Lord.
Actually no, I don't think my sides could handle the stress.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

I'm not Patrick, I can admit when I'm wrong or out-gunned, and I'm certainly not here to feud with the funny milk-producing community of my favorite porcine lolcow.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/wwaw-paulrnelsonn-being-my-dad.19458/#post-408742

This one was a little undignified tobeperfectlyhonestwitcha

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

@1997 Toyota Tacoma Owen A Forems, despite being almost solely dedicated to trolling Patrick, still has too many old references to the show and the old subreddit to be accommodating to outsiders. It's a little like a VFW, a comedy club, and an angry mob all in one. You either had to be there, be more funny, or be serious alog

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I don't know if it was archived anywhere/screenshotted (maybe the rascals have it somewhere), but one of the funniest things they once did was buy a bunch of spambots to spam Fatrick's Instagram account with comments IIRC.

So, you had tons and tons of fake female accounts that would say shit like "nasty, stinky boy!" and "ew, ugly boy!" nonstop. Fatrick still insisted on replying to everything, but it was so much that he started privating his instagram account overnight each day, so that he didn't wake up to hundreds of comments and notifications from the bots to deal with in the morning. Hilarious.

The positive ones were funnier, I guess because of the contrast.

I remember thousands of Indonesian bots posting “OUTFIT ON FLEEK ” and the like on his Instagram.

 

[r00]

The positive ones were funnier, I guess because of the contrast.

I remember thousands of Indonesian bots posting “OUTFIT ON FLEEK ” and the like on his Instagram.

Why isnt that bit still going on? Every one of his tweets needs more asian dudes telling Pat they want to fuck his tits.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I hope everyone knows who this is, but as a quick overview for those that don't:

Looks like the Rascals hired Big (Fat Fucking) Lenny, a very odd man/amateur bodybuilder known from being a feature in Jason Genova videos (a retarded guy who wanted to be a bodybuilder, basically). Anyway, Lenny is a weird as fuck guy: lives in disgusting squalor, abuses steroids/HGH/insulin and takes a drug to make his darker through melanin production. He also hates porn (and people who watch porn), but likes trannies.

He's most known for his odd physique with a giant gut (most likely from too much BB insulin abuse):

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He's also more man than Fatrick will ever be. Here's him shrugging off a taser (while decrying 'porn addicts'):

You missed him abusing elephant abortion pills

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[MilkThePig]

I don't know if it was archived anywhere/screenshotted (maybe the rascals have it somewhere), but one of the funniest things they once did was buy a bunch of spambots to spam Fatrick's Instagram account with comments IIRC.

So, you had tons and tons of fake female accounts that would say shit like "nasty, stinky boy!" and "ew, ugly boy!" nonstop. Fatrick still insisted on replying to everything, but it was so much that he started privating his instagram account overnight each day, so that he didn't wake up to hundreds of comments and notifications from the bots to deal with in the morning. Hilarious.

This is a screenshot from the time when that was happening...

Those aren't particularly funny compared to some he was getting at the time. I remember comments like 'Disgusting fat person' and 'can I fuck your tits?? '

It was easily the funniest thing in the whole Rick sage imo.

Oh also, if you're wondering what that post is about, this is when Richard was trying to scare us by pretending somebody had gifted him 300 IP addresses for users on the old subreddit. Of course it led nowhere.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Why would anyone even be worried if he had their real IP?

What’s he going to do, get a warrant to their ISP because of internet trolling?

The guy is retarded. I’m pretty sure nobody has left death deaths or bomb scares or anything actually illegal. If they did, which is a big if, then I’m sure they had the common sense to use a VPN.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Why would anyone even be worried if he had their real IP?

What’s he going to do, get a warrant to their ISP because of internet trolling?

The guy is retarded. I’m pretty sure nobody has left death deaths or bomb scares or anything actually illegal. If they did, which is a big if, then I’m sure they had the common sense to use a VPN.

Patrick my IP is 192.168.1.1, come find me you fat faggot.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I remember comments like 'Disgusting fat person' and 'can I fuck your tits?? '

Holy shit I didn’t know you could pay Indonesians to troll people and they’d actually be funny.

 

[Pork Packer]

This shit is gold...

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On the subject of funni fatrick footage, does anyone have an archive/post that contains all relevent and amusing videos on him and his antics (i.e. the phonecall freakouts and other relevent video or audio)

Askin for "playing in background while working/twerking" purposes