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ArtcowWogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
I wonder if one day she'll have a big moment of realization, and say "what have I done" when she looks at her life, and sees how many years and how much money she flushed away on a bug whose canon existence would probably hate her.
Her biggest achievement is that a bunch of internet weirdos had a party in her spare bedroom and she had no idea.
Hopefully we'll see some CWC tier rage like when he raged at Jimmy Hill. "SONICHU IS MINE ALONE" Even though they're both really copyrighted creations that neither of them actually own.
I wonder if one day she'll have a big moment of realization, and say "what have I done" when she looks at her life, and sees how many years and how much money she flushed away on a bug whose canon existence would probably hate her.
Her biggest achievement is that a bunch of internet weirdos had a party in her spare bedroom and she had no idea.
No. Lolcows don't have the self awareness to ever reach that level. Speaking of CWC People have been saying that he'll eventually realize it for years. They never do. None of them do. Even the "Normal" ones don't either.
That's actually my next business plan; I desperately need the money to pay child support after Cherie caused me to lose my family after Thanksgiving 2020. I have the top-secret woggleplushie blueprints, and mass production should begin within the next few weeks.
That plush looks like absolute dogshit. But then... what did you expect? The sample she showed looked decent enough but this new one? Wow. Talk about a drop in quality.
I hope the people that ordered them send them back for not looking like they were promised.
That's actually my next business plan; I desperately need the money to pay child support after Cherie caused me to lose my family after Thanksgiving 2020. I have the top-secret woggleplushie blueprints, and mass production should begin within the next few weeks.
Hey guys I'm going to sell my own Wogglebug plushies on eBay and I'll let you know when they're available, I've already contacted a potential supplier and they said they're ready whenever I am. All profits will be donated directly to KiwiFarms (I'm also thinking about selling copies of the Wogglebug films by Cynthia.)
I'm doing this because I honestly believe Ms Wogglebug doesn't care about her fans, I've decided to serve her fans better than she ever could.
Hope you don't mind Cynthia, let me know if it's okay with you
Hey guys I'm going to sell my own Wogglebug plushies on eBay and I'll let you know when their available, I've already contacted a potential supplier and they said they're ready whenever I am. All profits will be donated directly to KiwiFarms (I'm also thinking about selling copies of the Wogglebug films by Cynthia.)
I hope you don't mind Cynthia, let me know if it's okay with you
I'm sure you have to be just kidding to try to get a rise out of me. And in any case, the answer no. You can't sell Wogglebug plushies (at least not in the likeness of anything like the version I have from my movies) and you absolutely cannot sell copies of my movies.
No I'm not just trying to get a rise out of you, if you won't do the job then someone else will. I've realised the potential profitability of the Wogglebug and I've devised a way of marketing the Wogglebug products effectively.
Also you keep blocking potential buyers of your products because you think their not 'true fans' which I think is discriminatory and disgusting, also you can't tell me what to do so I'm going to sell them anyways.
@WogglebugLover, have you ever considered creating a line of Wogglebug-themed beer? Of course beer is very popular so I feel it would inevitably make money and help support the franchise.
No I'm not just trying to get a rise out of you, if you won't do the job then someone else will. I've realised the potential profitability of the Wogglebug and I've devised a way of marketing the Wogglebug products effectively.
Also you keep blocking potential buyers of your products because you think their not 'true fans' which I think is discriminatory and disgusting, also you can't tell me what to do so I'm going to sell them anyways.
I still think you have to be just kidding. Because just about all of you have always been whenever you've told me anything like this. And how could you possibly sell copies of my movies, anyway? Also, if you can then how do you know I'm not going to sue you for it?
Also you keep blocking potential buyers of your products because you think their not 'true fans' which I think is discriminatory and disgusting, also you can't tell me what to do so I'm going to sell them anyways.
Homosexuals can NOT be true fans of the Wogglebug. Anyone who lives a homosexual lifestyle is automatically disqualified from being a real Wogglebug fan.
I still think you have to be just kidding. Because just about all of you have always been whenever you've told me anything like this. And how could you possibly sell copies of my movies,
There's something called 'DVD burning' I'll just make my own copies from the movies that have been leaked from your computer and then sell them over eBay. I already have waiting buyers so please stay out my way... I have Wogglebug money to make and your only a distraction. Also I'm dead serious about this.
Go cry to mom over the phone if necessary, maybe she'll bring you a hot pocket.
I wonder if one day she'll have a big moment of realization, and say "what have I done" when she looks at her life, and sees how many years and how much money she flushed away on a bug whose canon existence would probably hate her.
Her biggest achievement is that a bunch of internet weirdos had a party in her spare bedroom and she had no idea.
I genuinely don't think she has the critical thinking/mental capacity to ever even come to that conclusion, even if you laid it all out in front of her. Like I'm not even saying that to be mean.
Which brings me around to the fact she actually told mommy about our sweet party last night. I'd love to hear how that conversation went. Tbh the fact her mom ISNT keeping tabs on her internet history and tard wrangling her just shows how hopeless woggletoucher's situation is. She doesn't have the support network a little retard like her needs. Could you imagine if we were actual sick fucks and what people who actually want to hurt her could do? It's actually really sad. (Ain't gunna stop me from laughing at the show, though) But at least she isn't macing GameStop employees and raping her mom I guess yet.
Also I'm 50/50 on the woggle plushies. They are cheap mass produced Chinese crap that has all the patterns/colors printed on the same piece of fabric (you can see the white peeking out in places where the ink didn't saturate through) and it always looks like shit. I've noticed that's been a trend in plushies lately and it's always terrible.
That said for the price and everything going against them, they are still kinda cute. I'd get one if you could just buy them separately without the DVDs or subbing to her Patreon (AND IF SHE'D SHIP TO MEXICO REEEE)
In the beginning I actually thought about PMing her and giving her some tips for 3D animation. Glad I didn't waste my time. I'd still love to get my hands on the woggy model. Maybe I'll sculpt my own hehe
There's something called 'DVD burning' I'll just make my own copies from the movies that have been leaked from your computer and then sell them over eBay. I already have waiting buyers so please stay out my way... I have Wogglebug money to make and your only a distraction. Also I'm dead serious about this.
Go cry to mom over the phone if necessary, maybe she'll bring you a hot pocket.
Can you actually prove you have such digital copies of my movies? And anyways, I am the only one who will be selling the versions with improved animation and commentary tracks with them.
Can you actually prove you have such digital copies of my movies? And anyways, I am the only one who will be selling the versions with improved animation and commentary tracks with them.
I genuinely don't think she has the critical thinking/mental capacity to ever even come to that conclusion, even if you laid it all out in front of her. Like I'm not even saying that to be mean.
Which brings me around to the fact she actually told mommy about our sweet party last night. I'd love to hear how that conversation went. Tbh the fact her mom ISNT keeping tabs on her internet history and tard wrangling her just shows how hopeless woggletoucher's situation is. She doesn't have the support network a little retard like her needs. Could you imagine if we were actual sick fucks and what people who actually want to hurt her could do? It's actually really sad. (Ain't gunna stop me from laughing at the show, though) But at least she isn't macing GameStop employees and raping her mom I guess yet.
Also I'm 50/50 on the woggle plushies. They are cheap mass produced Chinese crap that has all the patterns/colors printed on the same piece of fabric (you can see the white peeking out in places where the ink didn't saturate through) and it always looks like shit. I've noticed that's been a trend in plushies lately and it's always terrible.
That said for the price and everything going against them, they are still kinda cute. I'd get one if you could just buy them separately without the DVDs or subbing to her Patreon (AND IF SHE'D SHIP TO MEXICO REEEE)
In the beginning I actually thought about PMing her and giving her some tips for 3D animation. Glad I didn't waste my time. I'd still love to get my hands on the woggy model. Maybe I'll sculpt my own hehe
Just so you, and everyone else knows, I never actually told my mother about anything you said you were going to do. Because I knew deep down at least that you were all just bluffing. And I was right. Because no one ever showed up at all that Friday night.
Can you actually prove you have such digital copies of my movies? And anyways, I am the only one who will be selling the versions with improved animation and commentary tracks with them.
Do you have any idea how easy it is to
a) download vids off of YouTube (or anywhere on the internet)
And then
B) burn it to a DVD?
I did that shit in middle school. Literally anyone could gank your movies.
Do you have any idea how easy it is to
a) download vids off of YouTube (or anywhere on the internet)
And then
B) burn it to a DVD?
I did that shit in middle school. Literally anyone could gank your movies.
I am aware of the possibility of that. But first, I have for some time removed my movies from YouTube. And second, I have at least never uploaded the versions with improved animation or the commentary track versions. Those are only available on DVD through my store.
Just so you, and everyone else knows, I never actually told my mother about anything you said you were going to do. Because I knew deep down at least that you were all just bluffing. And I was right. Because no one ever showed up at all that Friday night.
In the beginning I actually thought about PMing her and giving her some tips for 3D animation. Glad I didn't waste my time. I'd still love to get my hands on the woggy model. Maybe I'll sculpt my own hehe
She doesn't animate anything. She buys models and only use animations that are included and doesn't do any post-production. I fixed one scene in MS Paint in like 10 minutes (it was a close-up of a talking dragon and the dragon was just a motionless picture because talking animation was not included with the model).
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