Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Ophelia]

I promise to show up and yell JULAAAAAAY and then flip the casket over and piss on his corpse.

I’m picturing John Goodman doing this.

 

[FamicomGorby]

How much would a bronze statue of Chris and Sonichu posed like Walt Disney cost?

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

That said, I've always had the thought that we should all pitch in to pay for Chris' funeral. That way we get to choose what goes on the headstone.

"Here lies a true and honest mother fucker."

How embarrassing is it that the only way to have a proper funeral is to have gosh darn trawls pay for it? The epitaph on the marker will be put to poll on a thread, like most important issues.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Not funeral home. Funeral homes. A lot of them have done that: taken the money and then simply not done their jobs. There was one in Detroit that was caught with a stack of baby corpses piled up in the ceiling of the funeral home itself. I would not have thought acoustic tile ceilings could support that much weight.

Baby corpses are probably still a safer insulating material than asbestos.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

How much would a bronze statue of Chris and Sonichu posed like Walt Disney cost?

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This is a brilliant idea but I looked at the cost. On the low end, they are like 10k. You know weens would deface it like assholes.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

My guess is that Chris will end up getting the house along with his siblings, after an estate fight he will end up with enough money to buy a small house in Ruckersville. In which case he will blow all the money on toys and then live in a storage unit.
That or someone will let Chris live with them, regret it, and he will couchsurf until he gets section 8 housing.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

How much would a bronze statue of Chris and Sonichu posed like Walt Disney cost?

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It has to be him, bare assed, sitting on a chocolate cake while holding his attraction sign.

 

[A-№1]

On the low end, they are like 10k. You know weens would deface it like assholes.

It would be a lot more than that. Unless it's big, immobile, EXPENSIVE chunk of bronze, you know some ween will steal it to set up in his parents' living room.

 

[FamicomGorby]

This is a brilliant idea but I looked at the cost. On the low end, they are like 10k. You know weens would deface it like assholes.

Oof. Null's gonna have to breakout the silver presses. Though I actually think that raising over 10K for a Chris funeral/memorial would probably be possible after he dies. Even being a mother fucker he's still well known enough to get that kind of pull.

You're right though, even if the Farm's bought Chris a nice headstone some dumbass ween would come along and steal it.

Clearly the only thing to do would be to pay to have Chris cremated. Then blow his ashes in the face of a Sega exec in Japan as punishment for what their company brought upon the world.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Oof. Null's gonna have to breakout the silver presses. Though I actually think that raising over 10K for a Chris funeral/memorial would probably be possible after he dies. Even being a mother fucker he's still well known enough to get that kind of pull.

You're right though, even if the Farm's bought Chris a nice headstone some dumbass ween would come along and steal it.

Clearly the only thing to do would be to pay to have Chris cremated. Then blow his ashes in the face of a Sega exec in Japan as punishment for what their company brought upon the world.

So we are going to have to stump up for a mausoleum? This shit is getting expensive

 

[King Metalia]

It has to be him, bare assed, sitting on a chocolate cake while holding his attraction sign.

I was gonna suggest him humping his PS3 but that works too.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I was gonna suggest him humping his PS3 but that works too.

Nah, need to get back to the roots. SheCameforCWC.jpg

 

[Raiken]

How much would a bronze statue of Chris and Sonichu posed like Walt Disney cost?

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Kryonella fucking model clay.

 

[Zarkov]

His body will have to burried in a secret place to prevent peak degenerates from unearthing him to produce kwality kantent. I suggest filling up the empty coffin with explosives in the event Sockness tries digging him up.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

His body will have to burried in a secret place to prevent peak degenerates from unearthing him to produce kwality kantent. I suggest filling up the empty coffin with explosives in the event Sockness tries digging him up.

Why bother? Just embalm Chris and give the body to Sockness. Then we effectively get more Chris content.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I wonder before Barb dies if she would write a letter to Chris the same way Bob did. It would make for quite the read.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Why bother? Just embalm Chris and give the body to Sockness. Then we effectively get more Chris content.

Will the Smithsonian take Chris Chan's taxadermied corpse? Sadly the classic was lost but this is the next best thing to preserve him as an important piece of American online culture.

 

[FinnSven]

I wonder before Barb dies if she would write a letter to Chris the same way Bob did. It would make for quite the read.

It would likely contain horrible detail about how he destroyed her vagina on two separate occasions 40 years apart.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

It would likely contain horrible detail about how he destroyed her vagina on two separate occasions 40 years apart.

Pretty sure her vagina was already well-destroyed given her history.

 

[FinnSven]

Pretty sure her vagina was already well-destroyed given her history.

I am sure it was, but she would blame that on Cole and Chris.

Like Olivia Hussey in Psycho 4.