Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Skeletor]

Also, he’s very fat.

 

[ShinyStar]

I’ve heard about this but it was way before I started following Pat. IIRC, Pat was banned from multiple races as a result.

There's an autistic breakdown of the details of the half marathon that he cheated on in the OP. It's under a spoiler, but it's clearly labeled. Worth the reading. It's hilarious.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

He is a degenerate, and also held in shape by electron degeneracy pressure.

Note the difference between "held in shape" and "is in shape". One of these do not apply to Patrick.

 

[Meriasek]

Note the difference between "held in shape" and "is in shape". One of these do not apply to Patrick.

The only shape he is in is that of an oblate spheroid.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

@1997 Toyota Tacoma

Did you actually join the OnA forums, or is a Rascal just larping as you for da bit?

 

[moseph.jartelli]

@1997 Toyota Tacoma

Did you actually join the OnA forums, or is a Rascal just larping as you for da bit?

It's a rascal who got butthurt here larping

 

[CatboyCumDump]

This place is fucking gay

Kill yourselves.

new.onaforums.net

The OnA consensus seems to be that it's really him

 

[r00]

I was thinking about Patrick's distinct lack of any actual hobbies and decided to take a look into is history with model building. I don't know shit about model building, but I assumed Patrick doesn't either and just uses the entire hobby as another thing he can lie about to trick people into thinking he might be competent or interesting. Turns out that predictable piggy cant help but tell porky pies about even the most minor, inconsequential things

Here we see Pat telling everybody about his new model kit, and how he has purchased a prebuilt light kit for it, because he obviously has zero knowledge of basic electronics. Fine, whatever.



But note here Patrick is explicitly claiming to have "soldered" and "dialed in"(?) the lighting on this gay spaceship he is building. Despite no mention of owning a soldering iron (and if he did have an iron he would have definitely put it in the photo, or told the entire world when he bought it- See the circular saw he bought for no good reason, the weights he doesn't use etc).



But what's this?


Fucking Fat Idiot Patrick back to his old bullshit again. Just put down your fucking phone, get up off the fart couch for five minutes, and actually acquire some of these menial skills that you think make you look so interesting. How much of a hollow husk would you have to be to tell such transparent, easily disproven lies? Every time he opens his fat mouth he risks losing the few remaining shreds of dignity he may have left for literally no possible benefit.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

This place is fucking gay

Kill yourselves.

new.onaforums.net

The OnA consensus seems to be that it's really him

Hence why I'm asking him directly.

It's a rascal who got butthurt here larping

No offense, but I want to hear it from the 25 year old Jap pickup himself. If it's just Rascals doing a weird bit, or a Rascal tarding out, they'll sort it out themselves a la Dan and his Columbian tolietscrubbing wife.

If a Kiwi was dumb enough to sign up for OnA using the same screenname (dumbest move) and start slapfights with the Rascals, he needs to take his lumps.

 

[NOT a Loaded Gun]

rop this fat fucker in Ukraine and by the end of the week everyone would probably be holding hands singing kumbaya around the pyre atop which Fatrick would be tied at the stake

Wrong again, child. By that time, Rick would have disabled many a T-72 with the deadly combination of clown balloons and paint.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There’s no way he hasn’t already applied for this:



I’d love to see what heap of self-aggrandizing garbage he submitted as an application.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

There’s no way he hasn’t already applied for this:

View attachment 3527883

I’d love to see what heap of self-aggrandizing garbage he submitted as an application.

Hello Child reading my application,
I deserve this opportunity from NASA. You see, I have many stalkers who constantly try and ruin my pepperoni business. This has prevented me from being able to pay back Quasi what I owe him. I have been forced to live in half a house on the upper east side of Milwaukee. I will need this experience to revive my stand up career and be able to write better sci-fi novels that hundreds of people might purchase. If you do not give me this opportunity, rest assured that I will tweet about you guys for a solid week which will allow for my stalkers to make fun of me some more.
Sincerely,
Fatrick

 

[Formerly Trucks]

@1997 Toyota Tacoma

Did you actually join the OnA forums, or is a Rascal just larping as you for da bit?

I'm only the KF Jr. Hall Monitor, report it for impersonation and block. I will bring this up at my weekly trip to my @FBI field office.

 

[JY's Tampon]

There’s no way he hasn’t already applied for this:

View attachment 3527883

I’d love to see what heap of self-aggrandizing garbage he submitted as an application.

I hope he makes it. In case some of you haven't noticed Pat was extremely fat and watching him being wedged into the capsule would be amazing. He'd probably expand in zero gravity and find himself unable to exit once on the moon.

 

[John_Smith]

You know you've made it to the big leagues when you get your own imposter child. Congrats, 1997 Toyota Tacoma.

The only thing lamer than a middle aged man putting together Star Wars models is a middle aged man putting together Star Trek models. Referenced images from above under the spoiler.

Spoiler: pure patheticity, or PATheticity

Naturally it is an Klingon ship. Even more pathetic. Pat_1.7 has been studying Klingon via duolingo, along with his soon to be fluent Spanish. Por supesto, muchachitito. Polishing his PUA skills for the next Sci-Fi Con he attends. Chicks dig a guy who can speak Klingon.

Piggy's photo shows a 9v battery, but the kit says 2 AA batteries (for 3v). Maybe he soldered the connection for that. Is Piggy going to over-volt his lights? Generate a bit too much heat and cause some problems? A guy who puts a fence up backwards would be capable of such a 1.7 gpa move, so probably.

The dinosaur is still more pitiful, since Piggy actually plays with it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope he makes it. In case some of you haven't noticed Pat was extremely fat and watching him being wedged into the capsule would be amazing. He'd probably expand in zero gravity and find himself unable to exit once on the moon.

This would be delightful to watch unfold, especially if he bit the bullet and had his wife buy him a ticket on a SpaceX flight, despite his toxic envy of Elon Musk. (Because even Pat knows that paying for a ticket is the only way he’ll ever get to space.) That said, Pat wouldn’t even make it onto the craft after weighing in way heavier than the amount of mass allowed on board. No refunds on tickets — sorry, Fatirck!

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

I'm only the KF Jr. Hall Monitor, report it for impersonation and block. I will bring this up at my weekly trip to my @FBI field office.

Your days of impersonation are over, child. Wait for the knock.

 

[GirlDick Whittington]

This thread is such a tonic, I literally LOL every time I visit.
Most threads on here leven the laughs with truly disgusting behaviour, but good ol’ bitch-tits is pure comedy. Even his most awful acts (excluding the niglet grinding obviously) are so comically inept.

Watching this tub of guts trip on his (micro) dick at every waddle will never get old.

 

[Ophelia]

This would be delightful to watch unfold, especially if he bit the bullet and had his wife buy him a ticket

His wife’s mother, surely?

 

[Associate Rick]

I hope he makes it. In case some of you haven't noticed Pat was extremely fat and watching him being wedged into the capsule would be amazing. He'd probably expand in zero gravity and find himself unable to exit once on the moon.

How do you think a flight crew would deal with Ricks pepperoni farts in a sealed environment?