Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[McSneaks]

And none of you were here in my apartment that night.

Third drawer

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Sorry I bailed halfway through the party, guys. Hit it off with one of the strippers and took her to some of my favorite old Columbus haunts. Good times.

Everyone in this thread probably has digital copies of your movies. I know I do, and I'm being 100% serious (I'm always serious with you, Cherie, but I'm super serious when I say this). I haven't watched them in full, because I'm not brain-damaged and I don't hate myself, but I have them.

I must have missed the archives while blazing through this thread over a couple weeks (thank you highlight button) because all I ever saw was removed youtube embeds. I'll buy a burned DVD if I must, but I have to view the Woggle Saga for myself. Preferably while high.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I haven't watched them in full, because I'm not brain-damaged and I don't hate myself, but I have them.

I have. Every. Single. One. Including shorts.
I must say I enjoyed them quite a lot for all the wrong reasons.

Who wants one? Burned and ready to deliver, only $3

Are you copying Cynthia's business strategy of selling at a loss?

 

[Smegma Gaming]

Are you copying Cynthia's business strategy of selling at a loss?

Learnt the strategy from the one and only Ms Wogglecum

 

[Puddleduck]

Who wants one? Burned and ready to deliver, only $3

Please send one to me, my details are:
Mrs Bug Fucker
2228 Deewood Dr
Columbus
43229 Ohio

 

[Andrew Neiman]

And while I do appreciate the things you and they do to defend me and Wogglebug, I can't but think you're going just a bit too far with some outright homophobic phrases.

You misunderstand me! I am not homophobic. Like the Wogglebug, I do not "hate" gays, I just disagree with their lifestyle.

 

[Smegma Gaming]

Dude, if you're getting in on that and shipping to Mexico I've got an idea that could work out here. And if the plushes work it might be a good way to introduce the movies over there.
All it would cost is maybe... a 10% finder's fee? DM me...

I'll DM you my business e-mail and we'll see what we can do, great proposition by the way. Can't believe Cynthia never bothered to make business connections like this, we'll put the hog-beast out of business.

Also for those asking for copies I've already sent them off.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

In all seriousness it bums me out that Cynthia is unwilling to sell to us. I like strange animated films, and I'd be happy to pay her money for a copy rather than watching the archives here. While it might not be for the reasons Cynthia wants me to, Wogglebug is the kind of content I'd be glad to help support through buying movies and merch.

Keep Woggling away Cynthia. I really do enjoy watching your animations.

 

[Puddleduck]

In all seriousness it bums me out that Cynthia is unwilling to sell to us. I like strange animated films, and I'd be happy to pay her money for a copy rather than watching the archives here. While it might not be for the reasons Cynthia wants me to, Wogglebug is the kind of content I'd be glad to help support through buying movies and merch.

Keep Woggling away Cynthia. I really do enjoy watching your animations.

I think most of her (actual) audience is people watching for the strangeness factor.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I think most of her (actual) audience is people watching for the strangeness factor.

She is very much a Millennial Henry Darger but on the internet in real time (and with less talent but that kind of helps....weirdly).

 

[Emily Cassidy]

Almost done doing the finishing touches to the eBay selling page guys, I'm making sure to block Ms Wogglecunt from the page because she's not a true fan nor do i want to be sued.

Kinda pointless when I don't even HAVE an ebay.

You misunderstand me! I am not homophobic. Like the Wogglebug, I do not "hate" gays, I just disagree with their lifestyle.

Can someone fill me in on who Wogglebug is? I'm sorely confused as I was dragged into the conversation half way through.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Can someone fill me in on who Wogglebug is? I'm sorely confused as I was dragged into the conversation half way through.

The Wogglebug is a fun, educational and great character! He helps everyone be nicer to each other and to learn and have adventures! He is NOT gay. To learn more, visit www.wogglebugloveproductions.com.

 

[Puddleduck]

Can someone fill me in on who Wogglebug is? I'm sorely confused as I was dragged into the conversation half way through.

He was a little known side character in the Oz books. No-one liked him (on or off the page) because he was stuck up, condescending, and made terrible puns.

For some reason, Cynthia really connects with him and thinks he's been done dirty, so wants to rehabilitate him into a beloved children's character and the center of a franchise.

 

[indigoisviolet]

Sorry I missed the party, getting on planes here requires eight health ceritifcates now and I just didn't have confidence my paperwork was in order. Maybe next time I'll mail myself to skip quarantine entirely, or even embed myself in that inexplicable half page static title area on the woggy website; there's room for six people to email themselves there...

Ages ago we were discussing gay cinema, and how The Woggle Bug comes across as screamingly coded gay in @WogglebugLover 's nearly-animated films. I couldn't find a suitable example at the time, but now I've finally found some authentic gay cinema that isn't gratuitously pornographic or eight hours long...

Cynth, pay attention to the depiction of the wolf in this very gay adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood (and the rest of you, it's an ultra rare Christina Ricci 12min b&w arthouse film, and for that alone it's worth pressing play, she's mint in it):

Note how the director kisses the wolf's ass all the way through, despite deception, murder, enforced cannibalism, attempted sexual assault, and even soliciting a minor to shit on him at one point (I see you mousing back up to press play all of a sudden; I'm watching and now judging you...) By the end of this short, the wolf is unambigously presented as the tragic victim of events. Cruel Little Red Ricci toys with his fragile emotions because she's a heartless slutty tease who wants to crush the wolf's hopes and dreams for her own sick gratification! This lunacy is absolutely typical of a certain type of gay cinema, although there's usually more nudity and scenes go on for too long. A certain type of arty farty gay director takes a wretched character, sometimes even a villanous one, and then refocuses a familiar story and setting to present their chosen antagonist as misunderstood, worthy of extreme sympathy, and put upon by everyone else.

Which is a fancy way of describing exactly what you're doing here with Mr HM Woggle Bug TE, Cynth. Hence the endlessly comical gay romance films you accidentally produce...

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Cynth, pay attention to the depiction of the wolf in this very gay adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood (and the rest of you, it's an ultra rare Christina Ricci 12min b&w arthouse film, and for that alone it's worth pressing play, she's mint in it):

Very nice. Not only the story but the obvious symbolism going on most of which would have flown over Cynthia's head.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

I had omitted the mermaid tits from the film before I uploaded it to YouTube as a whole film long ago, as best I remember.

Slow down....am I the only one who got whiplash from Cherie typing out "tits"? That's just not a word formulated in the same brain that produces that signature monotone drawl.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Can someone fill me in on who Wogglebug is? I'm sorely confused as I was dragged into the conversation half way through.

He's a reimagining of an obscure Oz character by Cynthia. In her version, he is characterized as an intelligent gentleman, compared to his more mocking portrayal in original series. Cynthia is highly passionate about the Wogglebug and wishes to show others how the Wogglebug has been misunderstood and turn him into the sort of character children can look up to.

 

[Mary Jane]

Slow down....am I the only one who got whiplash from Cherie typing out "tits"? That's just not a word formulated in the same brain that produces that signature monotone drawl.

I've been waiting for someone to say something, I didn't think she would reply to that at all, much less including the tits part.

 

[Emily Cassidy]

I must read Oz again, because I don't recall that character. I know Wicked more than Oz now. :/

 

[The Un-Clit]

Ages ago we were discussing gay cinema, and how The Woggle Bug comes across as screamingly coded gay in @WogglebugLover 's nearly-animated films. I couldn't find a suitable example at the time, but now I've finally found some authentic gay cinema that isn't gratuitously pornographic or eight hours long...

Cynth, pay attention to the depiction of the wolf in this very gay adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood (and the rest of you, it's an ultra rare Christina Ricci 12min b&w arthouse film, and for that alone it's worth pressing play, she's mint in it):

Note how the director kisses the wolf's ass all the way through, despite deception, murder, enforced cannibalism, attempted sexual assault, and even soliciting a minor to shit on him at one point (I see you mousing back up to press play all of a sudden; I'm watching and now judging you...) By the end of this short, the wolf is unambigously presented as the tragic victim of events. Cruel Little Red Ricci toys with his fragile emotions because she's a heartless slutty tease who wants to crush the wolf's hopes and dreams for her own sick gratification! This lunacy is absolutely typical of a certain type of gay cinema, although there's usually more nudity and scenes go on for too long. A certain type of arty farty gay director takes a wretched character, sometimes even a villanous one, and then refocuses a familiar story and setting to present their chosen antagonist as misunderstood, worthy of extreme sympathy, and put upon by everyone else.

Which is a fancy way of describing exactly what you're doing here with Mr HM Woggle Bug TE, Cynth. Hence the endlessly comical gay romance films you accidentally produce...

Nigga, you gay.