Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris claimed that he wanted to complete the merge by shocking his crystals, and he asked for one of Praetor's tasers. Chris has made remarks about how he can handle getting shocked if it did happen, and despite this obviously being a very bad idea, Praetor still provided him with the taser. Not a very good look when they try and sell the tasers in boxes telling people to tase others.

Praetor didn't provide him with a taser.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think after Chris lied and broke the EPO (in less than 24 hours). Null gave up, realized he could not be helped, and emailed the cops.

Not speaking on behalf of Null, but after being lied to and not listening to helpful advice, it would make sense for Null to stop caring for Chris.

I hope in 20 years or so, there will be this huge X-Tine Reboot. Chris cuts an exclusive deal with YouTube and Playboy TV to go back to the original content, get trolled by 14 year Olds, and drop the tranny crap. Null by this time in his late 40s, on his 5th kid, decides to let bygones be bygones after being offered a job producing and appearing on the show. The night before the first episode to be broadcast, in which Chris is catfished into humping a wavy arm inflatable tube man, Chris is arrested for breaking into a nursing home and forcing himself on 12 old ladies and one old man. An old washed up AOC first condemns Chris but then comes to his aid after he announces he identifies as a female extra terrestrial named Glebu from planet Boobulon located in Snatch Cluster.

Praetor didn't provide him with a taser.

Exactly. The government did through welfare.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

An old washed up AOC first condemns Chris but then comes to his aid after he announces he identifies as a female extra terrestrial named Glebu from planet Boobulon located in Snatch Cluster.

A literal illegal alien. AOC would love him (until he tried to get china from her).

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Praetor didn't provide him with a taser.

Bad wording. They still agreed that they'd give it to him, as in provide it to him, which was still a pretty shitty idea.

 

[A-№1]

I'm pretty pro second amendment but Chris should not be anywhere near a firearm.

Chris and firearms are most likely a self correcting situation, much like Chris and chainsaws would be.

Chris and cars are a different matter entirely. If Chris ever kills someone, it's far, far more likely he'll do it with a car than a gun.

Sadly in this day and age, parents give their kids way too much freedom than they're supposed to get.

And they run the risk of attracting the attention of CPS if they don't.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Bad wording. They still agreed that they'd give it to him, as in provide it to him, which was still a pretty shitty idea.

Yeah. Though Caden seemed to have realized the situation was getting out of hand when Chris started talking about tasing himself (after the Watchmen member Val threw the idea out there). Chris stopped talking about tasers afterwards, so Praetor probably cancelled.

It's one of those situations where everyone involved was being dumb.

Chris for thinking he could separate dimensions by tasing his quartz crystals.

Praetor for even entertaining the idea to let him try it.

And the Watchmen for mishandling the situation. Chris only started talking about how he could handle being tased because one of the Watchmen kept asking if Praetor would be paying Chris's medical bills if something went wrong, to which Chris retorted he could handle it due to being electric-resistant. Then Val's comment during the Taser Call escalated things and Chris doubled down. I don't think Chris really believed he could handle being tased, he probably just said it to get the Watchmen off his back.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I don't think Chris really believed he could handle being tased, he probably just said it to get the Watchmen off his back.

I don't think they would ever get Chris a taser, what be the point in firing darts into himself? They probably would just get him a compact stun device.

Really though, there should be someone with a stun device/cattle prod with Chris at all times, ready to shock him if he misbehaves.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

He had to have found *something*. After his mall trip, all the money he stole from Barb had been spent, and it could not all be reasonably explained by his negative balance and the motel room

i forgot! it’s probably not there anymore, but there was a comic book shop in that mall last summer.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

If Chris didn’t lose his virginity to Mia Hamm, would he have still resorted to making Barb his sweetheart?

I know the short answer is probably “Absolutely” but if he hadn’t previously known the vaginal experience, maybe he wouldn’t have gotten so desperate to do it again.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

If Chris didn’t lose his virginity to Mia Hamm, would he have still resorted to making Barb his sweetheart?

I know the short answer is probably “Absolutely” but if he hadn’t previously known the vaginal experience, maybe he wouldn’t have gotten so desperate to do it again.

Of course he would. Chris is a predator. Not one of the Predators from the movies, the fat, stupid ones they leave back on their home world.

 

[King Metalia]

Imagine Chris trying to buy a gun. He's so fucking out of it the shop owner would probably close -- he'd assume Chris was gonna go do a Sandy Hook. And nobody else is gonna buy a gun for him.

But that wouldn't happen anyway. Chris has magical thinking -- he'd just use Megatron like he did on Adam Stackhouse.

Wasn't Megatron destroyed in the house fire?

If Chris keeps hanging around people like that, one of these days, there will be a Janke level troll that could trick Chris into killing himself.

People have tried and failed before to get Chris into killing himself.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Yeah. Though Caden seemed to have realized the situation was getting out of hand when Chris started talking about tasing himself (after the Watchmen member Val threw the idea out there). Chris stopped talking about tasers afterwards, so Praetor probably cancelled.

It's one of those situations where everyone involved was being dumb.

Chris for thinking he could separate dimensions by tasing his quartz crystals.

Praetor for even entertaining the idea to let him try it.

And the Watchmen for mishandling the situation. Chris only started talking about how he could handle being tased because one of the Watchmen kept asking if Praetor would be paying Chris's medical bills if something went wrong, to which Chris retorted he could handle it due to being electric-resistant. Then Val's comment during the Taser Call escalated things and Chris doubled down. I don't think Chris really believed he could handle being tased, he probably just said it to get the Watchmen off his back.

Chris needs someone to literally watch over him whenever he goes online. Of course he would risk injury to himself just to get someone off his back.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

That’s incredible that Chris believes he can resist electricity, obviously because he believes he is Sonichu which is Electric Type, but that makes me wonder if he has ever thought of self-electrocution occasionally just to test it. There are various household ways you can do that.

Wasn’t this how the Idea Stuff started anyway?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Wasn't Megatron destroyed in the house fire?

No, someone bought it. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megatron_pistol#Fate_of_the_pistol

Chris needs someone to literally watch over him whenever he goes online. Of course he would risk injury to himself just to get someone off his back.

I doubt he would've tried it on himself, he was talking big. The whole taser thing was still stupid because for sure he'd fuck up handling the weapon and could've injured himself or someone else accidentally.

Yeah, he needs real IRL supervision. Online people can't cut it.

 

[A-№1]

Really though, there should be someone with a stun device/cattle prod with Chris at all times, ready to shock him if he misbehaves.

Remote Training Collar. One of the large breed models. Otherwise Chris might learn he just has to keep his distance when misbehaving.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris believes the actual world is nothing but Chris Chans derping around, and he is the smartest and bestest Chris Chan of them all. Anyone who doesn't think what he thinks, know what he knows, and believes what he believes must be wrong, stupid, or evil.

"Chris is malicious" is a good way to describe Chris.

Not only does he have a bloated ego with an extreme lack of theory of mind, but as I mentioned before the way he interacts with others is consistently like an exceptional king handing down royal decrees, expecting no one to question him. Talking at rather than with people. One usually doesn't see Chris even interacting online with others, in a way that's "on the same level" or more natural. Even other severely autistic people may still interact with others in a way that isn't so self-centered and freakish.

I guess him spending post-MHS life in a hoard house in a small and clearly isolating town like Ruckersville, with no one but Borb around must've done a number on his ego. And now that he's in the Jail of Fail in what's effectively solitary confinement because of protective custody, he has no one but himself to keep him company, so he's gotten extremely delusional and egotistical.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Gay Chris would have found a boyfriend free boy to be a gay sperg with, at least temporarily. Barb would be safer. Chris would have monkeypox instead of a year in jail.

I've always been amazed that Chris hasn't gotten some more novel infection from his living situation and his risky behavior like the Unclit and taint gash he give himself.

I can't believe Chris still wants to work with Praetor, despite them humiliating Chris (I think they inserted an idea to sell a taser, and Chris volunteered to taser himself) and him getting a small cut of merch being sold. Like I said before, Chris likes to hang out with people who will have no qualms using and making Chris look lie a fool, as opposed to people who can tell Chris that is not a good idea. What are Nulls thoughts on this group?

It's simple they do all the work, he gets to feel like a big shot by telling them what to do and gets some money even if it's a pittance for his efforts - to him it's a match made in heaven of what ever dimension he decides to call it this week.

It's been proven time and again Chris will do anything for attention. The last extreme thing was the un-clit. After this, who knows how far Chris will go next?

I'm kinda worried about that TBH, he acts out when he feels 1 of two things -
1) He's being denied something he feel entitled to.
2) He's backed into a corner and the panic stations button get's flipped in his head.

He's now lost a lot of options he had before he decided to diddle Barb so he's going to be denied access to a lot of places and events and he's going to react badly to being told NO and that's going to cause a lot of bad reactions and I can see him reacting badly to it and taking it out on someone with his Car even in panic trying to flee from Jerkops and us getting a more serious Schnider indecent.

Yeah, I've said this before, Praetor is a dangerous group who gain sadistic pleasure from controlling chris

We still have no idea about the extent of Bella's involvement with them, and the Praetor investigation thread on the former ILJ subforum posed more questions than answers. For example, was Bella involved in the tazing fiasco? (We know that she is obsessed with tazers and tazing other people). Why did Bella email a video of chris posing at the local library to Praetor?

All Praetor members are Bellas in their own right, they're just better at hiding the skeletons in their closets. I just can hope that Kengle takes the job of the former watchmen and Null and tries to be an equal force in controlling chris so he won't turn into Praetor's sadistic playtoy.

They are but I also think they still want Chris more as a pet than to do any real malice to him but all's it takes is for one person to have a In who goes rouge and we will have another serious mess to dig through.

If Chris keeps hanging around people like that, one of these days, there will be a Janke level troll that could trick Chris into killing himself.

It doesn't even need to be a open thing like Chris this is how you tie a noose or Chris use these magic pills and you'll become a even more powerful godess.

It could be something as simple as convincing him of something that would end up in him taking things too far and getting into an accident.

When you put it like that, the taser incident makes me worry about Chris getting ahold of any long-ranged weapon. He'll cite some crank article for why doing this totally won't hurt him, like he did with the taser.

If Chris had to choose between buying a really real gun and buying a lego gun, we know what he’d go for.

Chris doesn't need to buy a Gun, he could be given one but he seems to have a fear of them likely from Bob telling him Gun's are off limmits but with Chris never say never and the idea of him with a Bang Stick is horrifying.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I guess him spending post-MHS life in a hoard house in a small and clearly isolating town like Ruckersville, with no one but Borb around must've done a number on his ego. And now that he's in the Jail of Fail in what's effectively solitary confinement because of protective custody, he has no one but himself to keep him company, so he's gotten extremely delusional and egotistical.

Thing is even in smaller towns you can still find people to at least call acquaintances, its not hard to do but Chris didnt like working at it because it came so "easily" for him in high school. To him its insulting to even HAVE to try and make friends and the fact he has to go out and not have people instantly drop to their knees and worship him (going back to your point of being a king). We've seen this kind of behavior in everything hes done, school he was mid at best, drawing well we see those constantly, hell even in the competitions hes entered himself in like the PSP rap one. Its the same way he treated dating, he doesnt WANT to put the work in to wine and dine a woman, he wants to take her out, talk about him, and then fuck her enough to get married. Its the same reason he refuses to get better at drawing, singing, anything. My friend who is autistic has learned how to play the guitar, draw and ANIMATE by himself, so Chris has no excuse other than "but I should just be better though."

 

[Ophelia]

Chris did have some pokemon buddies he did things with, but he abandoned them for the idea guys.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

idea guys

I think they're the worst weens so far. They sure did a number on what was remaining of Chris' sanity.

(Not to mention they turned the Sonichu comics into an absolute mess, compared to what it was before.)