DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

It still amazes me that Phil did this and didn't do anything in terms of damage control besides ignoring it. He really things closing his ears and telling the Goutstapo to LIMB anyone who brings it up will disprove it. Continue living in fantasy land Phil, maybe your hot Latina gf will come back.

By the way, not sure if anyone has already posted this (if so, mods, feel free to delete it), but I'm just reposting this here in case DSP tries to delete it from his channel.

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The way Jasper acts around Phil you'd think Phil personally declawed him. What a loving bond between father and son.

This poor child could've looked like anyone but rolled bad on the genetic lottery, poor kid.

I am fully aware this is armchair psychology, and I deserve the Dumb ratings I will receive, but do you think DSP's brain is stuck in 2005, when he was the #1 US ranked Super Street Fighter 2: Turbo, his hair was thick and full, his muscles rippling, and all the other lies he tells to himself to cope?

No, he is fully in Pigroach land and I think he is going to end up with CWC level delusions someday.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

It still amazes me that Phil did this and didn't do anything in terms of damage control besides ignoring it. He really things closing his ears and telling the Goutstapo to LIMB anyone who brings it up will disprove it. Continue living in fantasy land Phil, maybe your hot Latina gf will come back.

It worked for the fhet Khet photo. To my knowledge he hasn't addressed it at all and it has completely blown over at this point. He will literally never address this leak. Screen cap this post.

Edit: I'm a dumb fuck and forgot the word 'never.' I meant he won't address the leak.

 

[Acheving Farmer]

Man this dude really scams his audience out of money for a mobile game and he sits there acting like nothings wrong. It makes me nauseous and sad. I've seen Indian phone scammers with more morality than Phil.

I wonder if his parents even bother contacting him any more, if they're able to. Certainly when he contacts them, they must be groaning on the inside lol

 

[Iron Hamster]

Holy fuck, what a brainlet. No wonder he never wants to try anything new and always reads guides for the games he plays; this guy would find a way to botch ramen noodles.

The catch is that he moved the immovable-camera-for-pushups and that's how it was seen.

 

[Corpun]

It worked for the fhet Khet photo. To my knowledge he hasn't addressed it at all and it has completely blown over at this point. He will literally address this leak. Screen cap this post.

So long as someone like Keem picks up on it he will, because Keem lives rent free in Phil's head ever since Phil started shit with him almost a year ago.

 

[actually]

@actually we should change the poll to "How long until Phil cracks and freaks out over people mentioning his phone had Champions on it?"

Maybe once the final tally on the PC is official (read, when he unboxed the prebuilt).

 

[PetiteDragon43]

It worked for the fhet Khet photo. To my knowledge he hasn't addressed it at all and it has completely blown over at this point. He will literally never address this leak. Screen cap this post.

Edit: I'm a dumb fuck and forgot the word 'never.' I meant he won't address the leak.

I agree. Because he didn't address the $50k tweet Keem initially put out. The one where he immediately jumped off stream and Keem tweeted Phil DM'd him. He didn't even talk about it until Keem sperged in the chat.
This will be another one of those things that he's going to sit on, putting together his story, until he is FORCED to confront it. Despite it being out in the public, in Phil's head, it does not exist until he talks about it on stream.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Christ this fucking Mong. What an absolute waterhead. Quality Assurance right bois? "Which Best is..."


Here's some other highlights today from Mr. Valedictorian Phil.

GUY-GUS. The GUY-GUS armlet!


And finally remember kids when voicing the only character you want to give a "unique voice to" (Phil thinks he could be a voice actor lol) you can't let the racism slip for even a moment! He even corrects himself because he can't let a moment of sweet-sweet "urban talk" escape his gouty hoof.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so wait...

He wasn't shocked by "areis'" death cause in FF4 and 6 characters died (4 yes, 6 it's implied in the epilogue)
but he was also shocked cause no one in RPGs killed off a main character till then, Chrono Trigger, Suikoden, FF2/4/5 BGII just off the top of my head would beg to differ
so while he wasn't shocked she died he was surprised that she died and didn't come back to life at the end.

sure why not.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

With 3x speed, it took Phil over 25h to finish what would be FF VII’s CD1.

This is the same guy who complains reviewers are full of shit about any game’s length.

 

[Watamelon]

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Christ this fucking Mong. What an absolute waterhead. Quality Assurance right bois? "Which Best is..."


Here's some other highlights today from Mr. Valedictorian Phil.


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GUY-GUS. The GUY-GUS armlet!


And finally remember kids when voicing the only character you want to give a "unique voice to" (Phil thinks he could be a voice actor lol) you can't let the racism slip for even a moment! He even corrects himself because he can't let a moment of sweet-sweet "urban talk" escape his gouty hoof.


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Wait, what the fuck

Aeris is still in his party? He's not even done with Disc 1 yet?

He's gonna finish FFVII by October at this rate, fucking hell.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

With 3x speed, it took Phil over 25h to finish what would be FF VII’s CD1.

This is the same guy who complains reviewers are full of shit about any game’s length.

Not just that those reviewers are full of shit but that they are deliberately and intentionally lying about the length of the game. And they do this because... ? Doesn't matter. You can't have an honest disagreement with Phil's perspective/experience. Contradicting what he says makes you a liar. He just did this again when discussing Stray.

EDIT to avoid double-posting:

Wait, what the fuck

Aeris is still in his party? He's not even done with Disc 1 yet?

He's gonna finish FFVII by October at this rate, fucking hell.

According to our good friend @Piece of Peace 's tips tracker, FFVII nets him an average of $170/stream. This shit is not going anywhere for a long ass time. Maybe if tips slow down he'll start power walking through the game. Otherwise he will stop to smell every single fucking rose on the way to the credits.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

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Christ this fucking Mong. What an absolute waterhead. Quality Assurance right bois? "Which Best is..."


Here's some other highlights today from Mr. Valedictorian Phil.


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GUY-GUS. The GUY-GUS armlet!


And finally remember kids when voicing the only character you want to give a "unique voice to" (Phil thinks he could be a voice actor lol) you can't let the racism slip for even a moment! He even corrects himself because he can't let a moment of sweet-sweet "urban talk" escape his gouty hoof.


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>"Which Best is Sleeping Forest Best"
What did he mean by this?

Tevin's main channel has been completely deleted.

Spoiler: video archive

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The Pigroach survived the stationary nigger...

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

She hates Phil with a passion, she only uses him because otherwise she would be homeless. They have zero chemistry together, and she has zero interest in actually having sex with the pig. She hates him so much that she decided to become a landwhale.

Disagree. Hate is too strong a word. I think Kat is completely indifferent to Phil. I think she sees him for what he is which is her roommate that buys her shit and she's fine with that. I agree there is zero love or chemistry between them but outright hate? Nah. The extreme awkwardness between the two on stream is just the result of two people who feel nothing for each other pretending to be lovers. Also they are both on the spectrum so awkwardness is a given.

 

[TurdFondler]

With 3x speed, it took Phil over 25h to finish what would be FF VII’s CD1.

Is he just spending hours and hours grinding? Or did he turn it into a walking simulator?

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Disagree. Hate is too strong a word. I think Kat is completely indifferent to Phil. I think she sees him for what he is which is her roommate that buys her shit and she's fine with that. I agree there is zero love or chemistry between them but outright hate? Nah. The extreme awkwardness between the two on stream is just the result of two people who feel nothing for each other pretending to be lovers. Also they are both on the spectrum so awkwardness is a given.

Kat loves Phil for the same reason any dumb thot loves their shitty boyfriend: Phil has tons of completely unwarranted self confidence and buys her dinner. Women are just dumb as hell folks.

 

[SupremeVictory]

Kat is on her own world. What antics Phil gets caught up on him online or his addictions to champions doesn't matter to her as long as he keeps the lights on and feeds her.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

It worked for the fhet Khet photo. To my knowledge he hasn't addressed it at all and it has completely blown over at this point. He will literally never address this leak. Screen cap this post.

Edit: I'm a dumb fuck and forgot the word 'never.' I meant he won't address the leak.

We still post that picture and joke about it, what are you talking about “blown over”?

 

[UsedUp]

Typical layout on HLTB Main Story, Main plus Extra then Completionist. For DSP, playing just Main -for any game he plays- is always equal to Completionist Doubled even though he's not a Completionist. So it should take DSP 160 HOURS to Beat ff7 Main.