DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

This nigga is playing against the computer and is complaining about his move not coming out lmao, OFFLINE LHAG! I pressed jump and the game is so laggy offline that it dropped my input! Fuck offline rollback netcode!. Maybe he means that the controller is dropping his inputs which is his go to cope when playing offline games.

 

[Michael Janke]

Eloquent as always, Phil.

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that gets me evrey time

 

[Grimlock]

It's always great when support is low cause after the stream there's no total wine door dash or WWE champions it's just going to be a addict going through withdrawal cause he can't get his fix

 

[Michael Janke]

It's always great when support is low cause after the stream there's no total wine door dash or WWE champions it's just going to be a addict going through withdrawal cause he can't get his fix

i think we see him get more testy and anxious over time.

 

[Grimlock]

DSP in triple overtime seething at the neck trying to get more money

 

[Silverchair]

DSP in triple overtime seething at the neck trying to get more money

spending time with his fat wife is not a priority.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Why in the fuck is he even playing this kusoge? BY HIMSELF on arcade mode no less? I can see something like this being entertaining if it was a video of two or more people playing offline versus and trying to discover as much unbalanced bullshit as possible. But watching a pasty ghoul play against AI while yelling about dropped inputs is miserable.

 

[But I Digress]

Ends at $20, doubles down on racist takes of foreign saying.

 

[Michael Janke]

But watching a pasty ghoul play against AI while yelling about dropped inputs is miserable.

i think its his reflex at this point. if he plays a fighting game and he does bad, it's missed inputs whether he's online or not.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Saw this on Twitter:

 

[Pargon]

Well it certainly was a banner day for the sub so I’d like to retract some (but not all) of my screeds insisting Phil kill himself because once again he has proven that he is not the master of his appetites, but vice versa, and he will never be able to keep them concealed for long.

Keep it up you fat retard. We’ll let you know when you have our permission to die.

 

[Jasper2K]

Saw this on Twitter:

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Rich is obsessed with Phil. Its creepy.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Typical Phil logic:

- Whine about low support, saying that you're a "variety streamer"
- Chat member responds by pointing out that Phil plays the same game every Friday night
- Phil's response: “You don’t know what you’re talking about! Shut the fuck up!”

 

[Brother Wind]

Phil playing Fighter's History, after mastering the "patterns" of the AI: "If you guys have Switch Online, you can play this right now. It's really stupid but uh..."
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SO MUCH PAHSITIVITY.

You know I was just thinking. A good fighting game streamer would show you some dumb tech in this game. Or have a good time highlighting how the AI works.

But he has no idea how to be entertaining beyond racist gibberish. What a goddamn Legacy.

 

[Michael Janke]

Rich is obsessed with Phil. Its creepy.

rich always needs some kind of enemy to stir up drama for his fans. first it was big cheese, then it was big cheese trolls, then it was keemstar and mundanematt, now it's DSP.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Rich is obsessed with Phil. Its creepy.

Phil makes Rich money. Rich makes Phil money. Scammers gonna scam.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil makes Rich money. Rich makes Phil money. Scammers gonna scam.

Parasites in a symbiotic relationship.

 

[actually]

This nigga is playing against the computer and is complaining about his move not coming out lmao, OFFLINE LHAG! I pressed jump and the game is so laggy offline that it dropped my input! Fuck offline rollback netcode!. Maybe he means that the controller is dropping his inputs which is his go to cope when playing offline games.

You joke, but he did legitimately claim "lag" while playing against the CPU in one of the SF2 collection games. It was when he was playing through each one's equivalent of story mode. He got destroyed by CPU DeeJay, started going off about lag, and then remembered he was playing offline against a CPU opponent and shut up quick. Funny as fuck.

 

[Comma]

Dude was literally complaining about the lack of people chatting and "interacting" with him the whole stream. I wonder what made him decide it was an interactive stream full of engagement...

Oh.

 

[Yung Dalph]

I don't want him to be homeless or divorced. His whole life doesn't need to come crashing down. I just want him to earn an honest living through hard work and stop scamming people, many who have obvious mental deficiencies. We can see many of them are physically and mentally handicap and others are just genuinely unintelligent.

I guess the question is whether you believe he's capable of any of that. I just see him as that kinda person who inevitably will be miserable one day, maybe divorced and homeless. It's just a thing that happens to scum like DSP.

rich always needs some kind of enemy to stir up drama for his fans. first it was big cheese, then it was big cheese trolls, then it was keemstar and mundanematt, now it's DSP.

Rich is one of the bigger loser faggots who can't get over DSP. He was salty because Phil didn't come on his stream, then started sending him superchats while being shit on by DSP. Prime cuck behavior. Funny thing is that Rich is kind of a lolcow but doesn't cut it for a good one. He can just look at Phil to make himself feel a little bit better about having to take his shirt off for views and making shit Quartering-lite videos.