Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%
  • Total voters
    2,597
Captain Hair said:
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Maybe I've been hanging around the Deathfats section for too long, but Russ sure sounds sensitive about this. He mentioned weight gain in one of his many lawsuits, didn't he? He's 30 now, he can't just keep eating chocolate pancakes and children's cereal and expect his thrice weekly, 30 minute treadmill walks to keep him in skinnyfat shape anymore.

Balding, fat, and in denial. Where have I heard that before? Beetus arc when?
 
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Better not drink the Fanta at CWC's house either.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Who just eats one snack as a meal for the rest of the day when other options are available? That's super unhealthy. I mean, I don't eat much, but jeesh, I'm at least not that bad
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His performative creeping at the gym asside, whatever gives you the impression that anything about Russ revolves around a healthy lifestyle? Mental? Physical? Emotional? Social? Its unhealthy across the board.
 
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These are the machines Circle K uses for their iced coffee. Anyone who's tasted anything from them knows they basically make big cups of flavored sugar water. Straight up Russell's alley.

They're also known breeding grounds for bacteria and mold unless cleaned regularly and properly. Don't think I'd trust gas station attendants on that one.
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RodgerDodger said:
His performative creeping at the gym asside, whatever gives you the impression that anything about Russ revolves around a healthy lifestyle? Mental? Physical? Emotional? Social? Its unhealthy across the board.
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Sure, but I didn't take him for someone who'd willingly endure Hunger pangs.
 
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These are the machines Circle K uses for their iced coffee. Anyone who's tasted anything from them knows they basically make big cups of flavored sugar water. Straight up Russell's alley.

They're also known breeding grounds for bacteria and mold unless cleaned regularly and properly. Don't think I'd trust gas station attendants on that one.
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That stuff tastes like chemical cleaner and a pound of sugar in a cup. I can’t believe people drink that shit.
 
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