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More importantly, it’s a game that requires you to think, something Bob will never possess because he’s a dim witted landmass.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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JayHarrison
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Moviebob's response here could lead to its own poll:
So... feckless cunt Samantha Bee's been cancelled?
Advice to live by, Bob. Maybe you should follow your own lead and discover why you suck more than Bill Kristol... and everyone else for that matter, Bob.
The superstitionist also believe Moviebob can actually think.
Neither is Eugenicsbob.
There's an even bigger gap shown here. It's the one located between Moviebob's ears.
"...top concerns of my fellow workers are inflation and crime"? Yes! As it should be!
The only inflation Moviebob can demonstrate is the over-inflation of Bob's own ego.
Gee, if only Moviebob could think...
And Russiagate is for people who refuse to do any research on the matter and continue salivating over Führer Hillary's boots. Y'know... the Moviebobs of the world...
Can't disagree with BrownBearGaymer. Moviebob does a good job of finding Twitter accounts that are block-worthy. Almost all of the ones I block are either fans of Moviebob or share Moviebob's videos in an effort to give Bob attention.
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A double quarter pounder with cheese is 740 calories. There are three of them there. That meals as a whole is over 4000 calories, and thats assuming that the drinks are diet.
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You say that but I don't know if Bob actually hates Harry Potter, he actually brings it up a lot and has a desire for it to be part of the MCU. Either though the extremely unlikely idea of Harry Potter being absorbed by DC who he thinks is going to be bought by Marvel Studios for more MCU content or an adaptation of something like Strange Academy happening solely for the sake of having a Hogwarts stand-in for the MCU alongside his
On the other hand, I don't know if Bob's ever actually talked about Harry Potter so I don't know if he actually likes the series and is laying low about it for obvious reasons or it's just a manifestation of his autistic desire for the MCU to assimilate everything even if they aren't Marvel Comics adaptations even in the loose sense.
I guess you guys can be the judge on that
Grumpy Pickle Rick
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You know, unless they have pictures, that’s a big fucking no.
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He does that as part of dunking on the hated terf JK Rowling. It's more about humiliating her and stripping her of any creative input whatsoever from her own franchise than it is enlarging the Disney umbrella. At heart, Bob's purest impulses are hateful ones, and JKR is definitely one of his hate objects, although not an actual obsession.
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WHO THE FUCK LET BOB OUT OF HIS CAGE??
That fucker really is ahead of the curve...
He doesn't really care about it, but people he wants to cater to do so he's going to pretend, dammit.
That fucker really is ahead of the curve...
Bob with Harry Potter always feels more like the "How you doin' fellow kids!"
He doesn't really care about it, but people he wants to cater to do so he's going to pretend, dammit.
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End our dependence on farming?! Who let Bob out of his cage, indeed. And what exactly will replace farms? Will we wind up with a situation where we'd have to "live off the land" but that's prohibited at least on the meat side because all 'game' belongs to the 'King' and to hunt = poaching? Vertical buildings of hydroponics? Mandated vegetable gardens for single-family dwelling? Or just plain "Eat the bugs and live in the pod"?
I mean I knew George Monbiot was a fucking idiot, but holy shit.
Johan Schmidt
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I've seen that before, but I'll say it again. That's at the very least four meals to go with the four drinks. I'd personally peg it as six meals; because just one of those burgers would fill me up. Bob is basically saying he can put away in one meal, the same calorie intake as four normal humans. His shits must be truly inhuman. It's a good thing he lives in the basement because otherwise his turds would probably blow out the upstairs piping.
Shart Attack
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Nothing Bob says could convince me that he has voluntarily read a single book since high school. His mastery of the English language is below that of my ESL coworkers. He writes below an 8th grade level. He has no reading comprehension whatsoever. His worldview is stunted. These are usually reliable signs that someone never reads more than internet news articles and Twitter. More tellingly, Bob is the kind of pseudointellectual prick who would name drop every book he's ever read in an effort to prove how much smarter he is than everyone else.
"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read." ~Some famous guy, IDK
"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read." ~Some famous guy, IDK
Johan Schmidt
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In 'defence' of Cinematico El Obesito. Most people don't read in todays age. One of my flatmates told me that he hadn't read a single page, of a single book in four years. As someone that finished a book a month - Not good books, trashy pulpy crap - it feels weird to me to hear shit like that. But it seems pretty common.
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not a single book in four years?! What on earth did he do while taking a shit?!
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Yeah but does your flatmate try and pass themselves off as one of the world's leading intellectuals, requiring a robot body to ensure his grand intellect doesn't vanish from this earth?
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I don't think he hates Harry Potter I think he's indifferent to it. I just wouldn't say he likes it. Now that might change if Potter made a big theatrical comeback and started competing with his beloved Marvel movies. He's anti-Rowling of course, and has stronger opinions about that:
Johan Schmidt
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Youtube. It's a sad state of affairs.
No, no he does not. In fact he describes himself as 'An autistic gym addicted sigma on a good day; but a retarded grug brained lifter on a bad day'. Which signifies to me that that the internet has ruined him. But in fairness, he is absolutely shredded, so he's probably fine with such a cottage cheese brain.
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You know what... I think we've finally found our anti-Bob.
That is a Bob who gained self-awareness and decided to do some self-improvement.
Tell your flatmate that this robot gives him a hearty salute.
Arthur Morgan
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Too much reading, math, and imagination required for someone as simple as him to get into it. The fat fuck's too dumb for even the most basic RPG like Pokemon.
So, a small meal for Bob
He likes and doesn't like it, if that makes sense. He loves it because it's a long running property with plenty of movies and merchandise to consoom, but he doesn't like that they're movies that don't appeal to him personally and so he doesn't like to consoom them. Ever since Deathly Hallows Part 2 came out, he's been clamoring for a remake of the movies. And he assumes that since the movies stopped coming out, and the Fantastic Beasts ones weren't well received, he could easily ignore the franchise to concentrate on Marvel and Star Wars. But it keeps coming back, and it annoys him to be so wrong. He insists that they have no value, yet people, even the 'thinkers' still love them. He insists that it's dead, then more movies and games come out. He insists that JK will be forced to sell the franchise to WB, but she's making so much money she has no incentive to.
If it ever comes under corporate control, he'll start singing its praises to get in with the cool kids. But until then, it's the devil.
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anyone of a remotely healthy weight (unless they're a serious pro athlete) would end up like Mr. Creosote trying to eat that lot
just thinking about it makes me gyp
Johan Schmidt
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Bob's weird, because he's clearly a fantasist. He notably has vivid semi-constant daydreams, there's no other realistic way to explain the way he is, he's a moron, but he's also literally incapable of accepting this fact. He's constantly flicking through wikipedia, or wiki's in general, or TVtropes, because he has this need to be immersed in fiction to ensure he's engaging in constant escapism. He drinks - heavily and constantly - probably to self medicate in a way that lets him maintain this escapism.
Why is this weird? Because his fantasy is so consistently fucking boooooooooooorrrrriiiiinnnngggg. Go to 4chans /tg/ board and look at the CYOA section. You get people like me who peek in and go 'huh, neat ideas' for a lot of the CYOAs that they make, but it also has hardcore fans that will spend hours working through builds; they fully get into each and every CYOA they work through. Same for the people that spend hours and hours working over D&D builds, or pour weeks and weeks into books. The fantasies that most people on the internet seem to have are swashbukckling, or they're Sci-Fi warlords, or they have a harem of catgirls in their super advanced arcology, or they're a supervillain banging wonderwoman. All of them have these intricate backgrounds, and justifications and whatever. When Bob does that, he's literally just a fat guy, on the moon, playing Mario, but chrome plated. What the fuck? Why? Why are Bobs fantasies so boring?
I worked for six weeks caring for a retard kid once, this kid was barely functional, and sperged out heavily and often. He was 13 and could barely write his own name, but he loved fishing more than anything else in the world; and would tell me these long drawn out fantasies of being a fish king. He had a fish castle in the lake, with fish servants, and they had to fight off snapping turtles, and they ate krill all the time, and there was a whale that would arrive and deliver fishing rods to them so they could better fight the turtles. Bob has less imagination than a 13 year old barely verbal retard. Sad.
Why is this weird? Because his fantasy is so consistently fucking boooooooooooorrrrriiiiinnnngggg. Go to 4chans /tg/ board and look at the CYOA section. You get people like me who peek in and go 'huh, neat ideas' for a lot of the CYOAs that they make, but it also has hardcore fans that will spend hours working through builds; they fully get into each and every CYOA they work through. Same for the people that spend hours and hours working over D&D builds, or pour weeks and weeks into books. The fantasies that most people on the internet seem to have are swashbukckling, or they're Sci-Fi warlords, or they have a harem of catgirls in their super advanced arcology, or they're a supervillain banging wonderwoman. All of them have these intricate backgrounds, and justifications and whatever. When Bob does that, he's literally just a fat guy, on the moon, playing Mario, but chrome plated. What the fuck? Why? Why are Bobs fantasies so boring?
I worked for six weeks caring for a retard kid once, this kid was barely functional, and sperged out heavily and often. He was 13 and could barely write his own name, but he loved fishing more than anything else in the world; and would tell me these long drawn out fantasies of being a fish king. He had a fish castle in the lake, with fish servants, and they had to fight off snapping turtles, and they ate krill all the time, and there was a whale that would arrive and deliver fishing rods to them so they could better fight the turtles. Bob has less imagination than a 13 year old barely verbal retard. Sad.
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Hell, no lie but I would rather watch a movie made from your retard's fish stories than any of the suggestions Bob has vomited up.
Whale postal delivering weapons to aquaman to fight off the giant turtles sounds pretty fun to be honest.
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