Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Retarded INTP]

These are the machines Circle K uses for their iced coffee. Anyone who's tasted anything from them knows they basically make big cups of flavored sugar water. Straight up Russell's alley.

They're also known breeding grounds for bacteria and mold unless cleaned regularly and properly. Don't think I'd trust gas station attendants on that one.
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Then he's getting some fucking proteines for once

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Or maybe he's judging Russtard for being a slack jawed yokel. You know... like he's judging him for being fat. And seriously Pipsqueak has no right to judge anybody based on how he gets upset when people don't let him explain.

And here's betting that the gas station attendant doesn't have to pay hookers to fuck.

How pathetic. He can't even make his own coffee.

He can but he can't get all the syrups, sugars and whip right.

You just know that he's adding like the equivalent of five sugars to his coffee with all the crap he adds to it.

And I'm pretty sure it tastes like industrial cleaner even if the machine is clean. They use some kind of coffee concentrate that they mix with water and add all the sugar and whatever to it. It's not what anybody should be drinking or consider quality coffee.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

These are the machines Circle K uses for their iced coffee. Anyone who's tasted anything from them knows they basically make big cups of flavored sugar water. Straight up Russell's alley.

They're also known breeding grounds for bacteria and mold unless cleaned regularly and properly. Don't think I'd trust gas station attendants on that one.
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I didn't even think those machines worked.

 

[StinkySnack]

I didn't even think those machines worked.

Last time I had something from one of them was when I was an actual child, and even then I found the "coffee" too sweet. Even children have more sophisticated palates than Russell.

You know, Russell looks exactly like the kind of person you'd expect to find hanging around a gas station. I think it's a good place for him.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Russell's delusions of persecution run rampant once more.

"I'd like to purchase one Ho Ho, please."
-"Okay, that'll be $1.99."
"HOW DARE YOU DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME"

If only he could fill a Ho Ho with his creamy filling for $1.99.

 

[SamTheEagle]

Not that it really matters, but having been raised LDS, there's a chance Russ genuinely doesn't know how to use a coffee machine. Of course, he could get one and look up how to use it, but that wouldn't get him closer to suing or wooing someone.
I and others have said it before, but he doesn't seem to do anything for the pure fun of it, not even making his own coffee. It's sad.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Personally, I don't mind gas station coffee, i think it tastes better and cheaper than DnD, and it does the job. Russ, for some bizarre reason, expects it to taste like the coffee from one of those hipster diners he used to frequent at when he lived in SLC.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

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Hahaha what a dumbass. Also, he wasn't wrong, he was given incorrect information!

 

[Tiresome]

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What I would give for the ghost of Winston Churchill to briefly inhabit that obese clerk and reply "I may be fat, but you're a Crisco-coated rictus lich, and I can always lose weight."

 

[Damien Thorne]

Personally, I don't mind gas station coffee, i think it tastes better and cheaper than DnD, and it does the job. Russ, for some bizarre reason, expects it to taste like the coffee from one of those hipster diners he used to frequent at when he lived in SLC.

Knowing Russ, he likes his coffee with so much sugar and cream that it basically is sugar and cream with a splash of coffee in there.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Not sure this is the case in Nevada, but Circle K just launched a “Sip and Save” program/subscription, where you pay $6 a month and get 1 free drink per day (fountain drink, coffee, etc). It’s actually pretty awesome and I imagine Circle K will discontinue it in a few months due to massive losses. Anyway, I imagine this is why Russhole is talking about drinks at Circle K more often (I expect more inane bitching about Circle K in the coming weeks).

 

[Retarded INTP]

Even children have more sophisticated palates than Russell

To be fair to the gnome, some variants of Moebius syndrome can completely fucks up your ability to taste food. I remember it being discussed somewhere in this thread too. Maybe the Magical Star Buddy can't taste anything but very sugary, salty or spicy food. Does he even bother to review the stuff he eats whenever he goes out ? Most of his reviews are rageposts about the staff, the price, or both.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Not sure this is the case in Nevada, but Circle K just launched a “Sip and Save” program/subscription, where you pay $6 a month and get 1 free drink per day (fountain drink, coffee, etc). It’s actually pretty awesome and I imagine Circle K will discontinue it in a few months due to massive losses. Anyway, I imagine this is why Russhole is talking about drinks at Circle K more often (I expect more inane bitching about Circle K in the coming weeks).

With enough of those sugary coffees and fountain sodas, Russ could easily become a Fatty McPatty just like that clerk he insulted.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

Good God, Russ would probably bitch if a restaurant gave him extra condiment packages. "What do they I am, some fatty mcpatty?"

 

[AnOminous]

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He must have realized the gas attendant was actually staring at him because he looks and acts like a sideshow freak.

These are the machines Circle K uses for their iced coffee. Anyone who's tasted anything from them knows they basically make big cups of flavored sugar water. Straight up Russell's alley.

Russhole has a diet that would make Brundlefly envious.

Not sure this is the case in Nevada, but Circle K just launched a “Sip and Save” program/subscription, where you pay $6 a month and get 1 free drink per day (fountain drink, coffee, etc). It’s actually pretty awesome and I imagine Circle K will discontinue it in a few months due to massive losses. Anyway, I imagine this is why Russhole is talking about drinks at Circle K more often (I expect more inane bitching about Circle K in the coming weeks).

I wouldn't be sure of that. First they get your information in exchange for something that's practically free to them, and next, they get you in there every single day if you take full advantage of it. Not many people will go full Heeby McHeeberson on it (although I would) and they'll probably buy other stuff.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He must have realized the gas attendant was actually staring at him because he looks and acts like a sideshow freak.

He said the snack would probably be the only thing he ate all day. Wonder if money's really tight because of his recent hooker excursion and other expenses he's mentioned. Maybe that's why he was trying to get a payday loan.

 

[Damien Thorne]

He said the snack would probably be the only thing he ate all day. Wonder if money's really tight because of his recent hooker excursion and other expenses he's mentioned. Maybe that's why he was trying to get a payday loan.

Or maybe he is lying to try to make himself look more honorable than Fatty McPatty.

 

[Drowningman]

For a guy whose only hobbies are hookers and thot chasing on ig, something else had to happen to cause his sudden need for money.
Whatever it was,it's stopped his thot chasing of his " favorites ".
Maybe he didn't plan on saving for an unexpected emergency and boom it happens and no cash flow.

 

[Hedwig]

On another note! Happy National Disability Independence Day to you, Russell Greer.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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Better not drink the Fanta at CWC's house either.

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He did now:
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