Grand Jury speculation thread

[Hogar Grupal]

If Chris was any smart, he would have bought either a van or an RV years ago and kept it working. A reasonably priced one could have gotten him enough comfort and prevented him from going homeless, and a nice enough van would be enough to cater to most of his needs except showering, which could be done at truck stops. Chris could make a living by moving around from place to place, using Starlink or some other mobile internet provider to keep himself online and selling his merch, he could simply use various postal offices across the U.S. to ship them, if he had someone handling his finances to prevent him from going without fuel or to stop him from failing to pay taxes and the like he would be living the dream!

Chris is never going to do that. Now unless he had a wrangler, that could be a possibility. Sometimes, I wish Bob would have taken Chris to a forest and make him find his way back.

 

[King Metalia]

How are you going folks, ready to be disappointed by our institutions yet again ?

I'm just going to say it. There's a part of me that hopes Chris gets released. I know he shouldn't be. Christine Weston Chandler deserves prison were the other inmates eat him alive. But at the same time the jail saga has overstayed it's welcome and I can't wait for it to be over finished.

 

[Tits Warrior]

I'm just going to say it. There's a part of me that hopes Chris gets released. I know he shouldn't be. Christine Weston Chandler deserves prison were the other inmates eat him alive. But at the same time the jail saga has overstayed it's welcome and I can't wait for it to be over finished.

As long as someone beats the ever loving shit out of Chris once he’s out, I think all can be forgiven.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

But at the same time the jail saga has overstayed it's welcome and I can't wait for it to be over finished.

Can you imagine Kengle and other weens summarizing letters instead of releasing them, said weens being the sole conveyors of messages from Chris, that exceptional pool noodle "Sonichu Cross", and idiotic delusions of godhood... dragging on for years?

 

[Mason Verger]

Can you imagine Kengle and other weens summarizing letters instead of releasing them, said weens being the sole conveyors of messages from Chris, that exceptional pool noodle "Sonichu Cross", and idiotic delusions of godhood... dragging on for years?

Hilariously.. that’s basically how the Bible got written.

 

[I'm not an egirl]

As long as someone beats the ever loving shit out of Chris once he’s out, I think all can be forgiven.

This brings up a really good point. In all of christory, as far as I know, Chris has yet to get the ever loving shit beaten out of him. That's quite the feat considering his past distaste for our African American fellas.

 

[Xarpho]

I suspect it's been turned off as well due to the bureaucratic incompetence of the Virginia criminal justice system. That said, the money to pay the taxes and mortgage on 14BLC has to be coming from somewhere.

There are three possibilities.

1. The tugboat has continued and has been accruing in Chris' bank account, minus any automatic payments to credit cards etc.
2. The tugboat has been shut off, and Chris will have to go through the pain in the ass process to get it turned back on and claim his back tugboat.
3. The tugboat has continued, but Barb has access to Chris' bank account and has been spending it. Chris will have to sue his own mother / sexual victim to get it back, and good luck with that.

The second two possibilities seem the most likely to me.




The money has to be coming from somewhere. Barb's pension, social security, etc. are probably enough to cover all these bills herself if she's prevented from pissing it all away on the hoard, but we don't know how much to factor in for any medical expenses.



If Barb has unimpeded access to Chris' bank accounts, she will have spent his tugboat. It's not like she would have any moral or ethical impediments to stealing it.

I don’t think that the tugboat has back pay, and he doesn’t have the resources to sue Barb if she has been stealing it. And there’s no way he would be able to get it back, that money’s been spent.

I don’t think that Chris can set up the tugboat himself again, I believe Bob had done the heavy lifting on that.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

She might have fucked up, but it seems she didn't cause the accident.

She pulled out in front of a truck and got nailed, then she was cited by the police afterwards.

 

[Count Olaf]

I'm just going to say it. There's a part of me that hopes Chris gets released. I know he shouldn't be. Christine Weston Chandler deserves prison were the other inmates eat him alive. But at the same time the jail saga has overstayed it's welcome and I can't wait for it to be over finished.

Finished? Ha. Chris has once again learned nothing from his experience and mentally degraded even further as a result. If he's released it's only a matter of time before the Jail Saga gets a sequel. Only question is what's he gonna do that gets him landed back in there? Every time I've drawn a line and said, "well he's a little crazy but I don't think he ever actually do that! , Chris always ended up crossing it. At this point...well I guess it could be for anything. I don't know where to draw the line to say what he wouldn't be capable of anymore.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I don’t think that Chris can set up the tugboat himself again, I believe Bob had done the heavy lifting on that.

I can't imagine Chris filling the SSDI forms without mentioning Jesus or sonichu. I get he's pretending, but have you seen this guy's resume?

 

[Kirby]

I'm just going to say it. There's a part of me that hopes Chris gets released. I know he shouldn't be. Christine Weston Chandler deserves prison were the other inmates eat him alive. But at the same time the jail saga has overstayed it's welcome and I can't wait for it to be over finished.

there havent been any good chris sagas for about a decade now and there probably never will be.

best case scenario for chris hes going to be dealing with the #cancelled saga and most of his energy that isnt spent begging for money is going to be spent complaining on social media how every convention has banned him and how no one wants anything to do with him anymore. the only people willing to communicate with him will be people worse than chris trying to exploit him/turn him into a puppet which history has shown has always resulted in stale milk.

this also is very likely not to be the only prison saga

 

[Ophelia]

this also is very likely not to be the only prison saga

We might actually get a prison saga someday and not just a jail saga.

 

[A-№1]

I may be wrong here, but as Chris’s long time primary ummm what’s the term? caregivers? tard wranglers? Owners? Doesn’t the tugboat go directly to his parents account?

I'm reasonably certain Chris had his own account. He had to have somewhere to put the money he took from Barb's account.

She might have fucked up, but it seems she didn't cause the accident.

The citation says she did. She failed to yield the right of way to an 18-wheeler, and learned the hard way why you don't do that.

I don’t think that the tugboat has back pay,

If it was unlawfully turned off, he's entitled to the tugboat he should have received. If Barb stole it, he could press charges for theft and sue her to try to get it back, but I don't see that happening.

Doing either is probably beyond Chris' capabilities. Someone would have to help him. I'm certainly not volunteering.

If Chris gets put into a tard home and assigned a designated payee, they will handle all the paperwork for him - and then take the money themselves to dole out to him as and when (for a handsome fee).

I don’t think that Chris can set up the tugboat himself again,

Getting it turned back on is not the same as getting it set up in the first place. But even that is beyond Chris.

I can't imagine Chris filling the SSDI forms without mentioning Jesus or sonichu.

Trust me, the people who handle this have heard weirder. People don't qualify for SSDI because they're normal.

Social workers tend to cringe inwardly whenever a physically fit client come up to the desk, because if he isn't physically disabled somehow, they're probably dealing with crazy.

 

[I'm not an egirl]

We might actually get a prison saga someday and not just a jail saga.

Wonder how long that one would last.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

there havent been any good chris sagas for about a decade now and there probably never will be.

Screwing his mom wasn't good enough for you? Man! You're a hard audience!

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If Barb stole it, he could press charges for theft and sue her to try to get it back, but I don't see that happening.

If Chris does, it would be quite poetic: After years of emotional abuse, Chris sticks it Barb (non-sexually). Given by his letters pretty much burying his mom, It would motivate Chris to do so.

If Chris gets put into a tard home and assigned a designated payee, they will handle all the paperwork for him - and then take the money themselves to dole out to him as and when (for a handsome fee).

This could be a viable scenario after Barb dies as well. It's actually what his parents should've done to keep Chris in line (behave like a good boy and not do anything stupid, and we'll give you X amount). That would've greatly cut on Chris' spending, but Bob made a fatal mistake: He trusted Chris with the whole payout, even though Bob was keeping track of Chris' account.

Either way, Chris' some other entity's problem now, whether it's private institutions, or state run ones. At least Chris is better off with them, instead of a ween who will rob him blind, or by himself in which he'll spend himself into homelessness.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Who wants to go in on a 24/7 IRL lolcow Real World style streaming house? 24/7 $5 TTS in Chris's bedroom.

"Ian Brandon Anderson donated $5... I'm still the one true and honest Christian Weston Chandler you fraud!"

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Who wants to go in on a 24/7 IRL lolcow Real World style streaming house? 24/7 $5 TTS in Chris's bedroom.

Chris would actually go for this. He gets to make money while staying at home and loving himself on the camera. Chris won't be able to organize it, so he'll use Praetor (actually they'll use him) to make it happen.

 

[I'm not an egirl]

"Ian Brandon Anderson donated $5... I'm still the one true and honest Christian Weston Chandler you fraud!"

"Ian Brandon Anderson, huh? hmmm... m'kayy"
Is what would the response would be if we were in the good timeline.

 

[Cherryno]