DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RunescapeSydePhil]

Think snort contacted scopely to hide his WWE champs profile from public view. I can load other profiles on the website but it gives me a black screen for DownFromTheRafters

Look up Sons of Smackdown and you'll find his account but once you click on it. You got about 4-5 seconds before it automatically disables to a dark blue screen. But before that you can totally see it's still updating his stats. Scopely has a shitty made game so it's no surprise it's website is shitty too. But yeah wonder if he contacted them after his own blunder that was the Japser Daily Wrap OH Shit I left my phone in the screen clearly showing WWE Champions.

 

[actually]

Look up Sons of Smackdown and you'll find his account but once you click on it. You got about 4-5 seconds before it automatically disables to a dark blue screen. But before that you can totally see it's still updating his stats. Scopely has a shitty made game so it's no surprise it's website is shitty too. But yeah wonder if he contacted them after his own blunder that was the Japser Daily Wrap OH Shit I left my phone in the screen clearly showing WWE Champions.

Just posted in the other thread, but for ease, I'll note that a different random player "SP164769" has the same issue on the web-based portal. You can copy/paste the name, and it finds an account. Click on that account, though, and you get an empty screen. I would guess that it's some issue on Scopely's end.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil makes a sound argument on Mike Meyers and Adam Sandler's career... doesn't think for a moment that he also overstayed his welcome and his content just isn't wanted.

 

[PieceofShet]

POWERWALKING SAVED HIS HEALTH!

9 out of 10 fat scammer would recommend.

EDIT:
He said he usually powerwalks 30mins, 1 mile every day. Thats... very odd.

 

[KD6-3.7]

POWERWALKING SAVED HIS HEALTH!

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9 out of 10 fat scammer would recommend.

EDIT:
He said he usually powerwalks 30mins, 1 mile every day. Thats... very odd.

Yeah, just walking normally you can walk at least two miles in thirty minutes… He’s full of horseshit.

 

[Jasper2K]

90 wins straight in street fighter 4 on old japanese cabinets. Very nice. Stuff that never happened with dsp

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

$18/$150 ya love to see it. Gotta love how he ended the recording with fake positivity then started bitching about tips as soon as it wasn't going in the YT video.

 

[Silverchair]

take a night off you stupid fuck, and go do something with your fat wife. $14 in tips, or some horizontal wrestling with your wife watch a movie?

knowing him, he'd talk during sex too

 

[BlackDragoons]

Off the top of my head

Burger King Sandwich
ProJared making fun of him on Twitter half a decade ago
Jon and Rambo
PKA for some reason
Keemstar for shit DSP started
RTUSA
Tevin it's his fault
Paypigs/mods who rebelled and either never returned or crawled back
A local subway store in CT because theyw ere out of breakfast meals or something and the old Asian lady who was manager didn't bend over for him
His dad because Phil is a consistant liar
Jaha and all the other members of the FGC for always clowning him and exposing the king of hate as a massive pussy.

Anyone care to add?

Don't forget the Wolverine incident.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This fuckhead can't decide whether he's lost 8-10 pounds (as he originally said), or he's judging from the fact that his shirts are looser on him now.

Either way, massive X, Phil. WWE Champions wasn't the only thing we saw.

 

[Dona Morte]

He is so dramatic about this.
I swear.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I saw a clip of him saying he can't be friends with John Rambo cause he's married. Comparing his relationship with Khet to John Rambo in a very awkward tripping over his words nervous way.

Last I checked polygamy is illegal in the USA so he can't be married to Rambo and Khet at the same time. Checks out.

New ret-con, sub only chat mode is on because of racist trolls saying horrible shit

Sure Phil

That's the excuse he always uses when he shuts an avenue of communication down. How long until Phil "Take This Black Girl and Sell Her Off for Profits" Burnell claims that he disabled Twitter replies because neo-nazi detractors went on racist tirades under every tweet of his?

Anyone care to add?

Anyone with far east Asian or south east Asian ethnic heritage.

 

[grump]

Think snort contacted scopely to hide his WWE champs profile from public view. I can load other profiles on the website but it gives me a black screen for DownFromTheRafters

i was wondering about that, i can't visit anymore either,

he blocked me on instagram when I told everyone to search DownFromTheRafters WWE Champions

Phil seems to be doing everything he can to turn his prized collection into some supersecret bauble he can't show off or talk about at all that only he knows about... I'm wondering whats the point? Its like having an huge unsellable diamond thats invisible and undetectable to everybody in the world but you. Okay you look at it for a little while and its pretty but it gets old. It'd be even funnier if you paid thousands for this invisible worthless diamond. You might as well hack a single player game and give yourself a million points.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

He is so dramatic about this.
I swear.
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He comes off as this bizarre naturopath weirdo when he's so adamant about cherry juice being the only thing that he's been able to find that can cure his gout naturally (damn that aunt he inherited it from must also be another one he bears a grudge against).

His diet is obviously still terrible, that's probably another thing that Phil would refuse to change about himself, and instead of calling these people concerned viewers, he'd called them "nosey assholes" or something.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He is so dramatic about this.
I swear.
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Strange that Phil's gout didn't subside since he's eating so much healthier now.

The main culprit for excessive uric acid is alcohol. Choose healthier beverages. Limit alcoholic beverages. Phil said he cut out the alcohol! And the mobile games! Outta here the second Kat moved in!

 

[Grimlock]

The face you make when you only made $18. He is pissed and didn't even want to look at the camera with that halfass thumps up and send off, knowing tonight there will be no Total Wine Door Dash or WWE Champions

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

He is so dramatic about this.
I swear.
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Or he could just I don't know, not eat fast food every fucking day.

I don't for a second believe he is eating healthy, his body shows the opposite.

 

[King Nutsack]

"I don't hold grudges" Bitch fucking please. The only thing you do is hold grudges.

He rages over GGPO rollback netcode because it was designed by Tony Cannon. Tony and his twin brother Tom ran EVO in the early days and Phil insists they rigged the brackets one year (2007?) to make sure he played Japanese players early on or something. No proof of this but Dave swears it was a conspiracy against him. This is also why he won't play on Fightcade, because Fightcade is the successor to the old GGPO program for playing fighting games with rollback netcode on your PC, so he just makes shit up about how "everybody cheats and uses macros on there" even though he won't touch it to even see.

Yeah, definitely not holding grudges.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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How often does this faggot change his Twitter name

>fat
>broke
>gets no bitches
>has no friends
>has the subtlety of a fucking sledgehammer
>has no children
>has helped 0 people
>takes 0 responsibility
>has no self control or will power
>is about as active as a Boa Constrictor
>blows money on useless shit
>can't protect his secrets even if he tried
>has a car that leans to one side
>greedy
>selfish
>dishonest
>gay
If by "discount batman" he means "the opposite of everything Batman is and stands for" then I agree. But he has a weird way of saying it.
Actually the only similarity is he drove his friends away thanks to his autistic hobby. But even Nightwing came back in the end.

 

[metis]

TFW The Doordash order is 20 bucks and you only get 18 in tips tonight.