Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[AssignedEva]

Can't SOMEONE help him with those glasses/frames? Not Jeanette, obviously, but Griffen, Ari, or any anonymous person online???

Sander is the special sort of stupid that cannot be advised on anything, he'll just respond with meaningless platitudes.

"Sander those glasses make you look awful, different frames would suit you better."

"Well I really like these glasses and I think they look great! Style is subjective and I'm wearing them for me, not for anyone else!"

"Sander, your cringey TikToks and weirdly incestuous relationship with your mother are the reason you're still single."

"Actually I think my TikToks are really funny and informative, and the right woman for me will share my sense of humour and passion for activism - and will also respect how important family is to me. You shouldn't change yourself for someone else, but find someone who loves you for you!".

"Jazz is miserable and puppeteering her all over social media and forcing her to exercise with you is not helping."

"Getting active is a great way to boost your self esteem and also naturally works as an anti-depressant. Although Jazz has lost enthusiasm for activism I'm motivating her to stay engaged and keep up momentum so she'll still have an online presence when she's feeling better."

Basically the only way you could get him to switch frames is to somehow convince him those glasses are transphobic.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This dude has subscribers?

I am clearly doing my life wrong.

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

I never looked into the Sander Jennings rabbit hole until today. Alas, another chunk of my finite innocence has been lost forever. Those videos make me physically squirm.

 

[formerfatcow]

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Only including these because jeanette always looks kooky.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Only including these because jeanette always looks kooky.
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She’s turning more and more into her broccoli-headed mother with every day.

 

[HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet]

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It’s so weird to watch that Tiktok and see him look fairly normal, shirt *on*, and relaxed almost and then at the end BOOM! Crunch faced, worry lines, 40 year old scared looking man face like something is going down and you should run away very fast.

I feel he would be sporadically terrifying in real life.

 

[Backinpogform]

It’s so weird to watch that Tiktok and see him look fairly normal, shirt *on*, and relaxed almost and then at the end BOOM! Crunch faced, worry lines, 40 year old scared looking man face like something is going down and you should run away very fast.

I feel he would be sporadically terrifying in real life.

If someone told me something outrageous about this dude - like, not DV but cannibalism or killing babies? I’d believe them immediately with zero evidence

 

[Muttnik]

Sander always looks like he smells vaguely of sweat and rotting watermelon.

... oof that hairline.

 

[Cousin_Larry]

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So... he doesn't want to see the girlfriend he's never gonna get in sexy attire? This kid has no idea how healthy relationships work. You SHOULD want to see her in those things because she's doing it for you. But no, everything has to be "I'm such a nice guy!" except... it's not. It's uncomfortable.

Ugh, he's so gross.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Sander always looks like he smells vaguely of sweat and rotting watermelon.

This is a very specific descriptor and I need more details.

And since the currency of female socialization is the exchange of information, I went out with this dude for a few months whose car smelled distinctly moldy. He was hot and had a big but the mold smell was something I could not get past.

And to circle it back around, Sander looks like he smells like a middle school gym locker.

Not sweaty in a hot way, sweaty in an "Any grown woman who would fuck you belongs on a list" way.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

So... he doesn't want to see the girlfriend he's never gonna get in sexy attire? This kid has no idea how healthy relationships work. You SHOULD want to see her in those things because she's doing it for you. But no, everything has to be "I'm such a nice guy!" except... it's not. It's uncomfortable.

Ugh, he's so gross.

*unrelated female is trying to act in sexual manner towards me*

SHUT IT DOWN!!!

 

[Breadbear]

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Jesus, I watched that video and queefed out some sand. He is so horrifying. There's something instinctually wrong with him.

Edit because I'm a dumb cow who hit submit too soon.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

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No wonder farmers think Sanders and Jazz are in an incestuous relationship, in every photo of them together, Jazz's tits are always pressed up against him in someway.

 

[Muttnik]

This is a very specific descriptor and I need more details.

I lived near plenty of roadside food stands as a kid, summer sun blaring down on you all day, heat overwhelming. You never forget that smell. It's death itself.

 

[OttoWest]

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[Muttnik]

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Sander is definitely the type of controlling asshole who would do nothing but spew fake positivity all day, or detract whenever you're upset about something.
I've dated guys like that. Sometimes you have a bad day or you have trouble at home or you're just not feeling it.

And then you have this asshole hovering over you, lecturing you about "creating a positive mind space" or "Happiness is CHOOSING to be happy" when all you want to do is go to bed or have some quiet time alone. Pricks like Sander don't realize that a girlfriend isn't a fancy new toy you can wait for in the mail, or a designer pet. It's a person with individual thoughts and emotions that are not INTRINSICALLY TAILORED to Sander and Sander's needs 24/7.

Oozes narc. Right outta his pores.

 

[Breadbear]

Vibe: He's on an epic Love Quest to find a Sweetheart from the Ground Up.

 

[Letora]

I find it interesting that there hasn't been a single fame-whore woman that has expressed interest in Sander, starting with DMs. I would think there exists at least one dangerhair far left woman who would want to date him to get into that sphere, and possibly on television as a result.

The fact that this guy and his family are so toxic that they even scared off all fame hungry idiots is fascinating.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We talk about Jazz's New Age beliefs, but not Sander's.

He seems like the kind of dude who believes in The Secret.

 

[Muttnik]

We talk about Jazz's New Age beliefs, but not Sander's.

He seems like the kind of dude who believes in The Secret.

JFC I forgot all about The Secret. I would bet my left kidney he's a major advocate of that bile. Every fake positive person I know has an inordinate cult mentality towards it.