DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He said he usually powerwalks 30mins, 1 mile every day. Thats... very odd.
That's very bullshit. The absolute minimum for calling it power walking is over 4 mph, which would be over 2 miles.

And that's being really slack about it. Real power walking is doing a 5k in far less than an hour. Or more.

He's just lying.
 
The face you make when you only made $18. He is pissed and didn't even want to look at the camera with that halfass thumps up and send off, knowing tonight there will be no Total Wine Door Dash or WWE Champions View attachment 3533554
This stupid facial hair of his, he's growing out the side parts of that moustache and it exaggerates his face to make him look even more sad and stupid looking. Phil is a caricature of himself.
 
He is so dramatic about this.
I swear.
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Phil ideas about magic cherry juice are on the same level as vegans that think eating broccoli cures cancer, I made the point of googling what causes gout and found this, let's analyze if Phil has any of these things that might cause gout (written in red right next to what causes it):

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Out of all of these things the king of unhealthiness decides that meat is causing the problem and that the magical solution is drinking cherry juice, it's fucking retarded that he victimizes himself over his gout acting like if it was something he can't control, it's the equivalent of Boogie complaining about issues caused by his morbid obesity. Of course it's also very likely that the cherry juice story about his gout flaring up when he stopped taking it are all bullshit that he says in order to justify his decision of taking it, because he is a compulsive liar and because he needs to feel like an expert in a topic.

Also I don't get how "powerwalking" is walking at 3 kilometers an hour for 30 minutes, the only way that could be kinda acceptable would be if he was walking uphill on a treadmill (great thing to do btw since it causes no fatigue on your joints) but even then you should walk at 4km/h or 5km/h , what a fucking grandma.
 
Yeah you show us phill shit on a game that's more successful than you and has more fans too.

I never get over phils ability to be a snivelling brown noser cunt to a being a grouchy old man who thinks every game needs to be made for him to get money.

Self center fat man baby, imagine being in your 30s crying about having to do your own clothes washing.
That's all we need to know about you
I think we need to get Phil involved with trans streamers maybe like keffals ?


Did the faggot actually finish fable or rage quit ?
 
Think snort contacted scopely to hide his WWE champs profile from public view. I can load other profiles on the website but it gives me a black screen for DownFromTheRafters
Can confirm it loads for a second then appears blank. And that's not the only retconning on display. The clip's from a recent Daily Wrap, I believe. Note the off-screen pushing of his mobile. :lit:


Yeah you show us phill shit on a game that's more successful than you and has more fans too.

I never get over phils ability to be a snivelling brown noser cunt to a being a grouchy old man who thinks every game needs to be made for him to get money.

Self center fat man baby, imagine being in your 30s crying about having to do your own clothes washing.
That's all we need to know about you
I think we need to get Phil involved with trans streamers maybe like keffals ?


Did the faggot actually finish fable or rage quit ?
Actually finished it and naturally had to shit all over it because that's what he does best.
 

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Never been to a Seahawks/Mariners/Sounders game. One of the most beautiful parts of the country yet never gone camping, fishing, hiking or anything like that. Can’t even have a drink at a bar with a buddy or two because “muh wife is muh best friend/I don’t have time”.
With the insane cost of living in the greater Seattle area staying inside all day is a fucking crime. There is so much to see in Washington, so many trails, campgrounds and amazing places to just hangout. It's all completely lost on a 80 IQ retard like Phil. He should have just moved to Arkansas or Iowa where the cost of living is dirt cheap. He could literally be living in a McMansion in Wyoming which someone with zero taste like Phil would love.
 
Yeah, just walking normally you can walk at least two miles in thirty minutes… He’s full of horseshit.
The standard for a military pace is a 15-minute mile, but that's with a ruck and gear. If he's doing a 30-minute mile without a ruck or anything, he's either lying or in far worse physical shape than anyone thought. I'm not sure which is the more likely of the two.
 
Phil tweeted this past midnight his time. What the fuck happened that he felt he just needed to randomly shit on some video game? Just how many video games live rent free in his head? Also do you guys remember the "I gotta find a cheap Xbox SeX dood!" saga which was when he started following twitter accounts like Wario64 which post tweets of cheap deals for games, consoles and gaming paraphernalia? I remember it because the only consequence of that was Phil seeing tweets of cheap deals for games he didn't like and then replying to them to shit on them.
 
The face you make when you only made $18. He is pissed and didn't even want to look at the camera with that halfass thumps up and send off, knowing tonight there will be no Total Wine Door Dash or WWE Champions View attachment 3533554
Thats the face and pose you make when you finally given up on life and the car is just about to hit you.
 
Phil’s literal only interaction with humans is just endlessly dealing with that one retarded kid at school that would never leave you alone.
There are also so many layers of mind games in his interactions with others that I'm not surprised at all that he's lost all ability to communicate. He needs to be nice to certain dents, in certain ways, because they pay the bills. Certain dents are also paypigs but trolls as well, so he has to keep that in mind while talking to them. He has to be nice to the disabled paypigs, despite hating them, because people like Derich make him look bad. He can't accept the truth that Phil Burnell attracts degenerates because he himself is one. He also definitely hates people like OIC, and those that support him for clout and talk to the trolls, and hates the fact that they enable him to even exist, but he has no other option but to take their money and be their bitch.

At the same time, all he wants to do is call people morons and idiots and invalidate what they say, since he's an insecure little cunt. The best he can hope for is for Neil Druckmann to say something mildly annoying so he can blow it out of proportion and misinterpret it immediately.

He can't truly be himself because he's a toxic piece of shit, the fake Phil persona he busts out when it's time to pity party is obviously fake, and the DSPositive Phil that's on Twitter is mostly a salty, attention whoring sack of shit, when he's not obsessively posting schedules and beg tweets.
 
Can confirm it loads for a second then appears blank. And that's not the only retconning on display. The clip's from a recent Daily Wrap, I believe. Note the off-screen pushing of his mobile. :lit:

Wow good job for posting this because I just found something massive from this. If you search DownFromTheRafters on the WWE Champions website then click on his name, then stop the website from refreshing the information by pressing the x button in the top left instead of displaying nothing you get a bunch of data on Phil's account. This motherfucker has logged in consecutively 1637 days in a row!!!! Like fucking hell, how do you log in that many days in a row into a game. He's also in a faction called "Sons of Smackdown". Unfortunately you can't archive this page because the information showing seems to be an error.
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