Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Pork Packer]

The police are at his fucking house and put him in handcuffs, if he hoaxed it then it's still a police prank, but it's self-inflicted. Are you people actual retards?

I dont think people are saying that the incident itself was a hoax, more that some have suggested the possibility he might have called the cops himself, which pretty much everyone thinks is especially unlikely for a variety of reasons.

 

[gaycunt]

The police are at his fucking house and put him in handcuffs, if he hoaxed it then it's still a police prank, but it's self-inflicted. Are you people actual retards?

Me, personally, myself, yes, I am.

 

[Pargon]

The police are at his fucking house and put him in handcuffs, if he hoaxed it then it's still a police prank, but it's self-inflicted. Are you people actual retards?

Unless this was debunked it’s not a hoax on either end:

I don't think Rick's call came from the shotspotter. On the police logs site they give the "Nature of Call", and it seems like calls that come because of the shotspotter are listed that way. Pat's "Nature of Call" was listed as "shooting". Also, considering the fact that some rascal just magically happened to be perusing the call logs the exact same time as the incident... I'm leaning towards swatting. disregard, i suck cocks
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Information on Shotspotter.

 

[Mooner]

I think the confusion (for me, at least) is that the Heroku app said the police visit was due to a shot spotter, which would be an automated call to the police. I like the theory where he probably just oinked out at cops visiting him for that. Explains why he's not trying to cash in on Twitter virtue points. I'm also gay and retarded, so probably disregard.

Spoiler

Pat is also extremely fat.

 

[Null]

I am reminded of the time that I banned SIG after he threatened to murder a bunch of people over Christmas and the FBI sent the first grand jury subpoena we've received over it. I told people this and I was shocked at how many absolute actual retards from A&H were complaining that I wouldn't let people openly talk about committing mass murders.

The forum has a system of self-preservation that trumps any rule, any funny, and any specific user or thread on this site. So let me made this especially clear to the slow people (@Paragon):

This year has seen a lot of SWAT pranks.
The Federal Government is very angry and taking this very seriously.
Every single subpoena I've ever received has been in regards to a violent threat or a lolcow who had been recently SWAT'd.
The Government charges you with attempted murder for doing this.

Get it? Get it? Get it? Are we on the same page now? Can I make it any clearer?

 

[Pork Packer]

Frankly I think we should hold off on judgement till the autists gather what intel can be gained from the proper sauces as to what went down, especially if there is bodycam footage that shows the whole incident.......and dear god I hope there is....and also wait until fatrick himself shits out some explanation or excuse on twitter before this gets filled as an actual swatting attempt or a simple misunderstanding made worse by an enraged porcine pepperoni pederast

 

[PedoSec]

If this not being featured bothers you then you're here for the wrong reason.

 

[Chongqing]

Someone should send the neighbor a basket of pepperoni. This is fucking gold.

The funniest thing about this is the neighbor who recorded it thinks it's a cop yelling at other cops about how he was accused of making pepperoni out of black children.

 

[curbside]

If this not being featured bothers you then you're here for the wrong reason.

It’s the part I least care about.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

I wouldn't be surprised if they assigned him a tard wrangler, like Tommy Tooter has. I actually wouldn't be surprised if they'd already assigned him a tard wrangler a year or two ago. If he always gets his calls sent to the same guy, he's got a tard wrangler.

Based on what a LEO buddy has told me when posed with Pat-based hypotheticals, I’d say he likely does have a wrangler.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

It's definitely a swatting attempt, retards, those gunshot microphone systems aren't precise enough to justify probable cause to go into a house and detain someone. They're meant to shave time off when responding to gang shootings and srteet violence. Neighbors on the Facebook group mentioned no gunshot or loud bang prior to the temper tantrum. Plus the pig says there's "no ex gf, no ex wife" involved which would be irrelevant to the cops checking out a random shooting.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Rumor has it he was cuffed and gave this rant while cuffed. Have to wait and see the bodycam footage if we can get it. Fortunately we all live in Wisconsin so we can file records requests.

Good. Shouldn't get tased or pepper sprayed for this, as his tough guy act is well known to be a facade, but it's good that this guy is seeing consequences for acting like this. He can play pretend as much as he wants, you don't go around giving orders to law enforcement like this, in fact, he would get much better results by being cooperative. Why does this fucking idiot still act like he's a big tough guy when this hasn't worked for him for years now? Many cops would fucking tase him just for acting unhinged like that!

The best part of this is if that print out is correct and the cops were there entirely because of that Orwellian shot detector than the rascals were completely uninvolved.

The atalkers are innocent, Pat is really freaking out for nothing.

I don't follow this guy much precisely because it seems it's always the same with him. He acts like a fucking idiot, starts playing tough guy, gets humiliated and starts tard raging, circle starts all over again. Still, it fucking shows how big his ego is considering he was fucking ordering a pair of policemen around like he was the boss there!

 

[gaycunt]

The prospect of anyone being SWAT'd and killed is terrifying, and reprehensible. In a totally unrelated aside, to live in a world wherein the penalty for criticism of Norm Macdonald is death by armed police, well, that's something for the folks up on Capitol Hill to give thinkin' to. Just my two cents.

 

[Mooner]

It's definitely a swatting attempt, retards, those gunshot microphone systems aren't precise enough to justify probable cause to go into a house and detain someone. They're meant to shave time off when responding to gang shootings and srteet violence. Neighbors on the Facebook group mentioned no gunshot or loud bang prior to the temper tantrum. Plus the pig says there's "no ex gf, no ex wife" involved which would be irrelevant to the cops checking out a random shooting.

You're probably right then. I live in a place with next to no niggers so I had to look up what a shot scanner was.

 

[Gunt of the Litter]

It's definitely a swatting attempt, retards, those gunshot microphone systems aren't precise enough to justify probable cause to go into a house and detain someone. They're meant to shave time off when responding to gang shootings and srteet violence. Neighbors on the Facebook group mentioned no gunshot or loud bang prior to the temper tantrum. Plus the pig says there's "no ex gf, no ex wife" involved which would be irrelevant to the cops checking out a random shooting.

I think there is atleast a decent possibility that the cops showed becuase of a shotspotter alert and started knocking around to see if was a false alarm but when they showed up at Fat's, he immediately went ballistic so they cuffed him.

 

[Pork Packer]

Honestly I think this whole argument may wind up being moot given how coy fatty is being about it on his beloved twitter right now despite having been loudly squealing about how victimised he is by da stalkers for years and specifically how endlessly he has been swatted before, and given his total lack of self awareness its probably not due to him being embarrassed at how much of a massive fucking faggot he came accross on the audio.

Unless some contradictory evidence comes up, I think this is due to the fact that a drunk fatrick saw the cops show up on his street and immediately assumed they were there to swat him and subsequently went apeshit and stormed out of his house to confront them, causing them to temporarily restrain him until it could be hammered through his thick skull they were there because the shot detector thing recorded something and not because of him, which resulted in him having the breakdown we heard as he felt the need to justify acting like a retarded fat faggot.

Again tho, hopefully we will get some more evidence soon that will make it clearer why the cops were there to begin with

EDIT: He is now tweeting about wordle shit instead of his usual tantrums over being cyberbowled....yeah I think piggy may not be wanting to draw attention to this possible SWAT attempt despite his long record of bitching about everything the stalker conspiracy has done to him

 

[JY's Tampon]

I wonder if Patrick has been going door to door looking the neighbor who made the recording?

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

Would this be the same kind of 'list' cops might use to mark SovCit types? Fatty strikes me as the type of freakout that cops would mistake for that same type of insane gibberish that requires a four-car traffic stop.

Edit: because I also forgot to mention the equipment and manpower used to remove his globular ass from a bullit, willing or otherwise.

To my understanding, it's more of things like "Known to be combative, known hostility to law enforcement, known to carry a gun", etc. So I would say there are probably several SovCit asshats in NCIC.

 

[Dave.]

The cops are at his fucking house and there's no arrest. I have no reason to believe he's lying. I'd be furious too if I were dealing with dipshit pigs hassling me because of retards on the Internet.

I mentioned how a freak out is funny every now and then when the guy freaking out has no real reason to, but I also mentioned that this is something that’s engrained into him and it’s kind of groomed into him through rampant trolling and poking the bear. I think A-logging events like swatting attempts are going to start to fray his psyche and we’ll have a lolcow ending up either killing himself or doing something rash. I also don’t believe his actions, as arrogant and annoying as they are, warrant swatting or irl harassment of authorities or individuals. Not saying this forum did it specifically, but they know who they are.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

I'm not the first person to notice this but during his freakout he mentions that the address they are at is the upstairs apartment and not his regular address downstairs. Why would anyone swat the wrong address when the right one is easily available? Swatting is retarded and does more harm than good especially when it's a retard like pat. It's throwing gasoline on an already burning house. What's the point? But honestly I don't think it was anyone here or at the other forum. You can say a lot about the OnA guys but low effort and unfunny aren't on the list. Plus I doubt they would swat an empty apartment or some random asshole renting from pat. Whatever happened I'm sure we'll know soon enough. Him not tweeting is odd. That's why I don't think it was an outside problem. His second better wife must have forgot to take her meds and had a moment of pig related clarity and left him. Last time that happened he didn't handle it well either.