Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

It's definitely a swatting attempt, retards, those gunshot microphone systems aren't precise enough to justify probable cause to go into a house and detain someone. They're meant to shave time off when responding to gang shootings and srteet violence. Neighbors on the Facebook group mentioned no gunshot or loud bang prior to the temper tantrum. Plus the pig says there's "no ex gf, no ex wife" involved which would be irrelevant to the cops checking out a random shooting.

No it isn't, you nigger.

The prospect of anyone being SWAT'd and killed is terrifying, and reprehensible. In a totally unrelated aside, to live in a world wherein the penalty for criticism of Norm Macdonald is death by armed police, well, that's something for the folks up on Capitol Hill to give thinkin' to. Just my two cents.

That's not at all what happened, you dumb nigger

I think there is atleast a decent possibility that the cops showed becuase of a shotspotter alert and started knocking around to see if was a false alarm but when they showed up at Fat's, he immediately went ballistic so they cuffed him.

It was 100% this, it was on mke PDs log. Stop wringing your hands over shit that didn't happen, you stupid Niggers

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Hey Fatrick, all this would go away if you stopped feeding the trolls your endless pepperoni buffet for 3+ years now. Low GPA, high BMI, who else could it be but fat fuck bitch tits Rick Thomason

I've pondered this for a bit. For someone who thinks he's a genius, the obvious solution would be to just delete your socials and fly under the radar, right? But then how would people know how amazing and talented and smart he is??

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I am reminded of the time that I banned SIG after he threatened to murder a bunch of people over Christmas and the FBI sent the first grand jury subpoena we've received over it. I told people this and I was shocked at how many absolute actual retards from A&H were complaining that I wouldn't let people openly talk about committing mass murders.

The forum has a system of self-preservation that trumps any rule, any funny, and any specific user or thread on this site. So let me made this especially clear to the slow people (@Paragon):

This year has seen a lot of SWAT pranks.
The Federal Government is very angry and taking this very seriously.
Every single subpoena I've ever received has been in regards to a violent threat or a lolcow who had been recently SWAT'd.
The Government charges you with attempted murder for doing this.

Get it? Get it? Get it? Are we on the same page now? Can I make it any clearer?

Sorry, I couldn't resist,

Spoiler

Now, nope.. Right! You don't care. What you know ... Shut the fuck up! Listen, because none of you have listened in TWO GOD DAMNED YEARS. Shut up!

NO! STOP TALKING! This is where you keep trying to talk when you already admit you don't know anything!

Do you have any idea how many times I've told YOU to let you know that THIS keeps HAPPENING! DO-YOU-HAVE-ANY-IDEA!? It's more than once!

Sieg! Do you know Sieg? That sped that made his own splinter? He made his own forum, I think? That user saw a thread where people sperged over the elections. He posted there that he is going to kill people on Christmas. He said "I am gonna shoot those damn democrats" That wasn't the first time? Do you wanna know the first time?

Never fucking ask about it again! Any of you! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up, it's in the thread, I know it is!

Swatting is bad, don't do it, kids. But I still think it could be just cops checking something and stumbling upon Patrick S Tomlinson, who is fat.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Only a tard would argue otherwise.

Null has had an entire subforum (*cough* A&H *cough*) attack him for banning SIG over glowposting. I can understand him being defensive when he has to reign in enthusiasm.

 

[Probably An Autist]

as a low iq retard who can't follow too many threads, features get me lolcow news buzzfeed style. However it's still in the community happenings thread which is basically a low-tier feature so w/e. i should use that thread more often.

the call is exceptional content though

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

You are literally basing this off of nothing other than the fact that nobody took credit for a crime.

Don't ever become a cop, jesus christ. "This can't be a kidnapping because there's no ransom note."

Also the Milwaukee PD logs, fuck stick.

 

[r00]

Hate to derail the thread, but to save me scouring 200 pages, anyone want to TLDR on Somerville Dan and what happened there? I’ve been absent from the FatrickVerse for awhile. I liked his podcast while it was up.

He got lost.
Turns out poor Dan has down's syndrome. He took a lot of flak for bogarting content so he could reveal it on his podcast, which isn't necessarily the worst thing in the world, Some people didn't like that he stole the thunder of the guy who got the court audio. Then he started getting a bit uppity on the podcast, talking down to various rascals and acting like he was some sort of figurehead, and it was kind of uncertain if it was all a bit or not. Then some autists made up a joke that RobertMewler was actually a fat chinese FBI agent, and Dan got a little bit white knighty about it all. For some reason, Dan then started posting screenshots of private conversations he had been having with everyone. Still not sure why he did that, but it was the final straw and he got so thoroughly doxed, that he just left. His "9/10" wife was revealed to be an average looking brazilian toilet cleaner, and Dan was revealed to be a rubber dogshit salesman that looks like charlie brown with too many chromosomes.
Oh, and him teasing PCJ's death so he could talk about it on the podcast was seen as very ghoulish.

Perhaps his most egregious sin is that he actually had a very limited knowledge of Opie and Anthony lore.

 

[Dean Pentel]

So wait, what happened? Am I to understand someone called the cops to verify that Patrick is enormously, grotesquely obese?

 

[In the Sick of It]

The thread may not be on the front page anymore, but it's still growing at the same speed with useless bullshit and no new content as any other featured thread.

 

[Sperglord666]

"NONE OF YOU HAVE LISTENED IN THREE GODDAMNED YEARS"
"NEVER COME TO THIS FUCKING ADDRESS AGAIN. IF I NEED YOU I'LL CALL"

BANG oops

 

[clusterfuckk]

I think we need to remember Occam's razor in this situation.

Also remember Pat is Fat.
Fat Pat.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

It was 100% this, it was on mke PDs log.

No It isn't, retard, unlike other calls that actually were marked as shotspotter. Kill yourself.

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-07-25

https://archive.fo/e2Idw

 

[Meriasek]

So wait, what happened? Am I to understand someone called the cops to verify that Patrick is enormously, grotesquely obese?

Could have just asked NASA if they could call the ISS to confirm, because Fatrick is visible from LEO.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

No It isn't, retard, unlike other calls that actually were marked as shotspotter. Kill yourself.
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https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-07-25

https://archive.fo/e2Idw

Wrong again child. And do you think if they'd been called specifically about him they'd have just left like that after pats hysterics? If they had Any reason to believe he was the responsible patty they'd have taken a harder look. Or he'll, used his belligerence to take him in and question him further

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

The audio is hilarious. The act of swatting is not. It is stupid, dangerous and fucking illegal. I’d like to see Patrick’s shenanigans featured s as much as the next guy, but Null is right to not do it in this case so as to not encourage retards to swat someone to try and make it to the front page.

 

[breadandcircuses]

I hope it wasn't a swatting. I want Fat too go ballistic on his own.

(Also Bitch Tits Fat Rick is grotesquely corpulent.)

 

[AnOminous]

The prospect of anyone being SWAT'd and killed is terrifying, and reprehensible. In a totally unrelated aside, to live in a world wherein the penalty for criticism of Norm Macdonald is death by armed police, well, that's something for the folks up on Capitol Hill to give thinkin' to. Just my two cents.

Behead those who insult Norm MacDonald!

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Pat's incoming giant Twitter thread lying about the legal facts to his followers to get attention comes 6 months after his January meltdown which had him begging journalists to write a story about him:

https://archive.fo/PMUmR

The only journalist known to have taken the bait was some Twitter nobody who ended up saying that he looked into the court filings and found Pat's legal strategy questionable lol.

 

[gaycunt]

Pat's incoming giant Twitter thread lying about the legal facts to his followers to get attention comes 6 months after his January meltdown which had him begging journalists to write a story about him:
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https://archive.fo/PMUmR

The only journalist known to have taken the bait was some Twitter nobody who ended up saying that he looked into the court filings and found Pat's legal strategy questionable lol.

This thread hilariously ends with a tweet from a woman who thinks Pat should ask John Oliver for help.

 

[Table Country]

No it isn't, you nigger.

Wrong again, stalker.

That's not at all what happened, you dumb nigger

That's exactly what happened, stalker.

It was 100% this, it was on mke PDs log. Stop wringing your hands over shit that didn't happen, you stupid Niggers

It wasn't, stalker.

Seriously though, are you Rick's doppelganger or something?