Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[NotFatChild]

Time is running short, kiwi childs.

Get ready for Pat's expose on your numerous crimes, soon to be featured on every major television station.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

The whole Swatting /Not Swatting is a conundrum. Circumstantually it looks like it is. The police report says "Shooting" and he refers to his harassment in the audio.

Yet I can't imagine a world where he doesn't scream about this and the "ineptitude" of the MPD on Twitter. It's not like he left things in a position to just be quiet and have "justice take its course". He's obviously not holding out hope for an investigation if it was a Swatting.

Something is just not adding up. It's weird. We really need any bodycam footage available.

 

[Pork Packer]

Pat's incoming giant Twitter thread lying about the legal facts to his followers to get attention comes 6 months after his January meltdown which had him begging journalists to write a story about him:
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https://archive.fo/PMUmR

The only journalist known to have taken the bait was some Twitter nobody who ended up saying that he looked into the court filings and found Pat's legal strategy questionable lol.

Yeah he is currently oinking about how big a story its gonna be even as he slams his trotters onto the keyboard to type it out

Truth be told a significant part of me being on team "not a SWAT" was due to me assuming the shotfinder log entry linked earlier and implied to refer to this incident was infact referring to hogwild here, but as the actual incident log says "shooting" this makes me less certain on this conviction, though its still far from clear thus far due to his own silence on the matter (though obviously this may well change in the next hour or two), and honestly even if he comes out and says "i was superduper SWATed by #stalkergate" im still gonna wait on bodycam footage both for confirmation and to laugh my nigger ass off to

One thing we can all agree on and must all rally around in this dark time is the fundamental truth that patrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits

 

[Grift Garrison]

Swatting is fucked up but after a fire at Hooligans calling to report you saw Patrick S Tomlinson ducking in alleyways is hilarious. Him shrieking about it to the police and following it with pepperoni lore is high on my list lolcow moment of the year. Right ahead of Keffals proclaiming to do it for Null.

 

[Pork Packer]

Swatting is fucked up but after a fire at Hooligans calling to report you saw Patrick S Tomlinson ducking in alleyways is hilarious. Him shrieking about it to the police and following it with pepperoni lore is high on my list lolcow moment of the year. Right ahead of Keffals proclaiming to do it for Null.

If it does turn out to 100% be a swat its worth thinking about it like you would if some sped flew out to ethan ralph's trailer and filmed himself jumping him when he went to pick up his latest makers mark delivery.

On the one hand the sped in question has confirmed himself to be a massive fucking retard in his own right for going to such effort and expense and likely legal consequence just to get asspats on the internet while also legitimately giving ethan fucking ralph some moral highground to plant his fat ass on to, and thus deserving of whatever karmic fate such retards get.

On the other hand......you'd be a fucking jew liar if you told me you didnt giggle just a little seeing the footage of his bare gunt being slapped and fondled by some lisping autist as ralph lay unconcious on the ground groaning and audibly sharting

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Way to turn one of the most hilarious moments in lolcow history into an ethics debate. Null’s site, Null’s rules, no one owes you or me shit.

It would be more fun to speculate on why cops asked him if an ex was involved in whatever happened. Suggests something more than a call took place. Yet no neighbors have commented on any noise except that of Pat chimping out.

I’d LOVE to get more intel from those neighbors. But I have a feeling the innocent lady who shared the audio has already had furious fatso on her doorstep. Let’s hope Shotspotter was working properly when that happened.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

It would be more fun to speculate on why cops asked him if an ex was involved in whatever happened. Suggests something more than a call took place.

It's probably just a standard question when somebody mentions stalkers and on-going harassment because that's the usual background.

 

[Pork Packer]

Way to turn one of the most hilarious moments in lolcow history into an ethics debate. Null’s site, Null’s rules, no one owes you or me shit.

It would be more fun to speculate on why cops asked him if an ex was involved in whatever happened. Suggests something more than a call took place. Yet no neighbors commenting on any noise except that of Pat chimping out.

I’d LOVE to get more intel from those neighbors. But I have a feeling the innocent lady who shared the audio has already had furious fatso on her doorstep. Let’s hope Shotspotter was working properly when that happened.

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See this is why we need that bodycam footage. Hearing this oink tantrum was fucking hilarious in its own right but seeing pigling bland in the corpulent flesh have a screaming conniption on camera while cuffed will be something else entirely

 

[NotFatChild]

It would be more fun to speculate on why cops asked him if an ex was involved in whatever happened. Suggests something more than a call took place. Yet no neighbors have commented on any noise except that of Pat chimping out.

im still wondering if they were actually there for a neighbor and piggy sperged out on them. specifically if you look at what Null transcribed, piggy at one point mentions two different house numbers, meaning they could have been there for a different address. which makes you wonder even more why the hog was tied.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

im still wondering if they were actually there for a neighbor and piggy sperged out on them. specifically if you look at what Null transcribed, piggy at one point mentions two different house numbers, meaning they could have been there for a different address. which makes you wonder even more why the hog was tied.

He lives in a duplex, the other address he mentioned was the other half.

 

[Pork Packer]

im still wondering if they were actually there for a neighbor and piggy sperged out on them. specifically if you look at what Null transcribed, piggy at one point mentions two different house numbers, meaning they could have been there for a different address. which makes you wonder even more why the hog was tied.

Would be a hell of a plot twist if his neighbor was some other cow in our archives with no connection to Farmer Piles of Ham and they just happened to live next door

 

[John Andrews Stan]

After Pat demanding the cops never darken his door again, I have to wonder how long it will be before someone looking to create lulz shoots his shot. Pat is actually ego-driven enough that I think he’d let Niki bleed out before he called the authorities for help.

 

[beautiful person]

I'm going to choose to believe it wasn't a swatting because that makes it funnier.

That said, even if it wasn't a swatting, featuring on the front page is still a bad idea because it looks like something that is the result of swatting and that can be replicated by swatting. To the Feds who watch this site, putting this at the very top of the home page looks like a direct endorsement of swatting or at the very least, an indirect encouragement. Swatting is illegal behavior and you don't want to be a site that encourages illegal behavior because those sites get shut down.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Holy shit, i can't believe he shouted almost immediately about the pepperoni business! To the cops! Absolute madman, Ricky boy is becoming (more) unhinged lately.
The Niggeroni bit really makes the piggy rage, i remember him also singling that one out in front of the judge when he tried to get the restraining order against that polack.

Damn, everytime when i think there's a lull in proper Pat activity something outrageous like this happens! Nigger is truly a one-of-a-kind cow.

I have no opinion on if it's a proper swatting or a random check-up gone awry because of Rick being Rick, i can understand where Dear Feeder is coming from, though.

He got lost.
Then he started getting a bit uppity on the podcast, talking down to various rascals and acting like he was some sort of figurehead, and it was kind of uncertain if it was all a bit or not.

You forgot to mention how this podcast had, what, 30 live viewers when it initially streamed and Dan really thought he was going into the big leagues with that, nigger let what little viewership he had go to his head big time, no way around it.

Perhaps his most egregious sin is that he actually had a very limited knowledge of Opie and Anthony lore.

That's my reason for only lurking and not having an account there, OnA has some very unique/autistic board culture, Dan didn't even begin to understand it.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I want it to not be a SWAT because it's funnier that way. Swatting is pretty gay. I think it probably was a swatting of some form, having looked at recent evidence, but I'd really rather it not be. Since there's no definitive proof it isn't, and Null has scruples regarding featured content, it doesn't get featured. Not that featuring is ever good for the thread anyway with the retards piling in demanding to be spoonfed when us, the true Pat followers, have been in the trenches, day in and day out, dodging pepperoni left and right to remain up-to-date on his obese exploits. Every day we uncover new, groundbreaking, earth-shaking, never-before-seen information about Rick. For example, did you know Patrick is fat?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Well I have to change my mind here. White privilege is a thing. After listening to his little squeals, the cops def should have just shot him

It's not white privilege, the pigs just wouldn't hurt one of their own.

Okay but seriously, I never thought I'd feel sorry for cops. And yet here we are.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Holy shit, i can't believe he shouted almost immediately about the pepperoni business! To the cops! Absolute madman, Ricky boy is becoming (more) unhinged lately.
The Niggeroni bit really makes the piggy rage, i remember him also singling that one out in front of the judge when he tried to get the restraining order against that polack.

I love that he thinks it's like a key thing that's going to make people sympathetic to him. Of all the things being done to him, it's the pepperoni. He has the police there and rather than telling and showing them about the telephone felony harassment he's rambling about the Black children he turns into pepperoni and the fire he set and then telling them to never come back.

 

[JJLiautaud]

There's apparently been a shooting called in at Pat's address:

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-07-25

MKE Police Department Call Logs

archived 25 Jul 2022 22:04:31 UTC

archive.ph

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/222060085

https://archive.ph/lr7vp

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Pat's last tweet was five hours ago.

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His only tweet today.

Oh christ I'm a gay retard. I couldve sworn the og report said shotspotter but i mustve gotten that confused with someone pointing out that fats hovel is in a neighborhood with a Shotspotter. Dear Leader is right again.

 

[PhantasMagorical]

I have a connection to MPD SWAT and they weren't involved. These are run-of-the-mill police officers and I'm sure he was cuffed because he was clearly unhinged. What led up to it we'll have to wait and see. I've looked through the police scanner archives and couldn't find the dispatch call.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

So he fails to get Packers in London tickets, denying him another international holiday with money he should be using to pay Quasi (and sparing me another fat American tourist clogging up the Tube), and then gets himself arrested. Hell of a 48hrs, Pat.