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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I always love pointing out the juxtaposition between the Tranch and the neighbor's land on the horizon. :lol:
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Anyone have a good photo of the plants?

Fourwing saltbush, Sarcobatus greasewood, broom snakeweed?
Here's a close-up:
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I don't know anything about plants, but I like the theory that they're inedible shrubs with deep roots (since all the top soil has blown away by now). They probably only grow briefly for a few months in summer, since there was no sign of them back in May.
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In grifting news, the Katrina Mora gofundme still remains dead in the water. This has to be their least successful grift yet... and not for lack of trying, either. (This doesn't even include all the retweeting Penny did).
The scammer gofundme run by a Twitter bot which Penny advertised (and actually got the ball rolling on) is more successful. It even had a recent update and is still getting donations! How embarrassing.
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I always love pointing out the juxtaposition between the Tranch and the neighbor's land on the horizon. :lol:
I don't know what's more disturbing, the mentally ill freaks posting their proof of animal abuse and environmental destruction, or the mentally ill freaks who look at this shit and don't ask them what the fuck they think they're doing. The brainwash is real.
 
or the mentally ill freaks who look at this shit and don't ask them what the fuck they think they're doing.
There's enough people who are ignorant and will say "maybe it's supposed to look like that?" and move on. Most farmers are too busy doing their jobs to check twitter, and most science focused environmentalists have other things to do than to call the tranch fat and gay. Think of most twitterati following them as normies who like a passing feel good story, basement dwellers and suburbanites/city slickers (see: almost all troons) who never touched a rake, and Kiwis.
 
This is why I love it when these types encounter black twitter. Two strong forces of "YOU OWE US" fighting for the most oppression... and black twitter usually wins lol.
Black Twitter wins because they won't fall back on victimhood if they can just drag you mercilessly. There's a lot of Black Twitter that doesn't give a shit about social justice but loves dragging some dumb white person trying to act oppressed. They know enough about social justice roles to know a white person doing that isn't going to get backed up by their "allies" when they swarm. The smarter social justice people know they can tap Black Twitter in by dropping the social justice language and just being like "look what this white dude doin" and Black Twitter will handle it including literal murder though constant misgendering.

The whites usually being dumb spergs who probably don't know any Black people and don't even read Black Twitter to know how un-PC it is have no clue how to handle it because they're constantly told Black people aren't human and social justice circles demand displays of kneeling in acquiescence.
 
It's absurd. It's July, middle of the growing season, and they're still shipping in hay to feed their animals. And not because they're growing crops on their land and keeping the hooves and mouths away. They could have fenced the alpacas in to a smaller area to grow something and at least got a bit of free food at the end of the summer. But instead, any seed that pokes out the tiniest of shoot gets wolfed down by a starving alpaca, along with a mouthful of dirt and sheep shit. They may as well be farming inside a concrete bunker for the use they make of their field.
 
Plus any "scientists" on Twitter are going to know better than to call out, or even question, mtfs there. Career suicide if you attend/work with any college/university.

Can 100% agree. We get internal notices about online behaviour when anyone says anything remotely critical of social bs like this. We are told if we can prove it then we cannot be punished for telling the truth and I have always wondered what would happen if I called out a bunch of troons and said I'll call them whatever gender a karyotype shows.
 
It's absurd. It's July, middle of the growing season, and they're still shipping in hay to feed their animals. And not because they're growing crops on their land and keeping the hooves and mouths away. They could have fenced the alpacas in to a smaller area to grow something and at least got a bit of free food at the end of the summer. But instead, any seed that pokes out the tiniest of shoot gets wolfed down by a starving alpaca, along with a mouthful of dirt and sheep shit. They may as well be farming inside a concrete bunker for the use they make of their field.
How Fedposter J can claim “I’m the permaculture expert around here” and live with that going on under his nose is astounding. Why isn’t he ashamed? Why doesn’t he lift a finger to do something about it? Even try to do something?
 
These are great because you can actually see they're the same view of the same area.
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That feed area is still grazed to the bone currently, so it might be they're just keeping the animals to smaller pastures to try to regrow some shrubs and save themselves the embarrassment of the fence pics. It's not like the grazing was saving them much hay anyway.
 
I always love pointing out the juxtaposition between the Tranch and the neighbor's land on the horizon. :lol:

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It's insane how much feed they waste by throwing it outside and letting the animals trample and soil it instead of putting it in the most basic hay feeder. They think this picture is cute, but all I see is livestock ruining feed because of human incompetence.
 
I always love pointing out the juxtaposition between the Tranch and the neighbor's land on the horizon. :lol:
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Here's a close-up:
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I don't know anything about plants, but I like the theory that they're inedible shrubs with deep roots (since all the top soil has blown away by now). They probably only grow briefly for a few months in summer, since there was no sign of them back in May.
See:


In grifting news, the Katrina Mora gofundme still remains dead in the water. This has to be their least successful grift yet... and not for lack of trying, either. (This doesn't even include all the retweeting Penny did).
The scammer gofundme run by a Twitter bot which Penny advertised (and actually got the ball rolling on) is more successful. It even had a recent update and is still getting donations! How embarrassing.
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I've found a new source of revenue for the tranch: they could hire it out to 40k larpers as a realistic krieg map

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it literally looks like someone tested a prototype doomsday weapon there before realising it was far too horrible to ever be developed to scale and quietly burning all the plans
 
How Fedposter J can claim “I’m the permaculture expert around here” and live with that going on under his nose is astounding. Why isn’t he ashamed? Why doesn’t he lift a finger to do something about it? Even try to do something?
Jarrod's permaculture project seemed to mostly involve a bunch of fruit, vegetable and herb seeds, some of which stood a chance in the growing season (chard, spinach, thyme) and some which definitely did not (cantaloupes, butternut squash). I don't think we ever saw him plant them.

In order to have any chance he would have needed to grow them in containers or in raised beds filled with fertile topsoil and lined with wood (like a bootleg hugelkultur) but container gardening doesn't feel very permaculture and he'd have needed a bunch of time, money and resources to get all the soil, wood etc for efficient raised beds. Also even with hugelkultur he probably would have had to water the shit out of it, which isn't very permaculture. And between the field serfs leaving and Penny starting up his terrible construction company, there probably hasn't been much spare time or money (or energy) for something that ambitious.

I think the concept of growing feedstock probably didn't really occur to him, because it's less tangible compared to foraging in the forest or having delicious home grown veg on the table.

I'm trying to think how you could even try and salvage some of that land - I'm no farmer but I do garden. You'd probably need to hire a rotorvator or plough because there's too much ground to get in there with a garden fork. Plough the alpaca manure into the soil and then immediately lay down loads of rolls of turf and water the shit out of it for weeks in the hopes it roots and stops loose soil blowing away. Then I guess get planting actual feedstock, and keep the livestock away from it for a couple years while you work on other patches and then set up a system of rotating grazing?

I don't know if that would even work given the climate extremes and amount of water they have access to (and the fact the alpaca would probably manage to get in, or be lead in by Penny who would want photos of them in a temporarily verdant landscape). Even if it did work, I imagine the cost would be astronomical, and given none of them own the Tranch, they'd probably see it as just furnishing Bonnie's pocket.
 
Jarrod's permaculture project seemed to mostly involve a bunch of fruit, vegetable and herb seeds, some of which stood a chance in the growing season (chard, spinach, thyme) and some which definitely did not (cantaloupes, butternut squash). I don't think we ever saw him plant them.

In order to have any chance he would have needed to grow them in containers or in raised beds filled with fertile topsoil and lined with wood (like a bootleg hugelkultur) but container gardening doesn't feel very permaculture and he'd have needed a bunch of time, money and resources to get all the soil, wood etc for efficient raised beds. Also even with hugelkultur he probably would have had to water the shit out of it, which isn't very permaculture. And between the field serfs leaving and Penny starting up his terrible construction company, there probably hasn't been much spare time or money (or energy) for something that ambitious.

I think the concept of growing feedstock probably didn't really occur to him, because it's less tangible compared to foraging in the forest or having delicious home grown veg on the table.

Probably all this.

I'm trying to think how you could even try and salvage some of that land - I'm no farmer but I do garden. You'd probably need to hire a rotorvator or plough because there's too much ground to get in there with a garden fork. Plough the alpaca manure into the soil and then immediately lay down loads of rolls of turf and water the shit out of it for weeks in the hopes it roots and stops loose soil blowing away. Then I guess get planting actual feedstock, and keep the livestock away from it for a couple years while you work on other patches and then set up a system of rotating grazing?

I’m also not an expert on such dry, barren conditions but once the topsoil is mostly gone which I’m pretty sure it has here, you’re definitely in an uphill battle.
If you want garden produce then I think you’re right that raised beds are the only option. There is no point trying to turn the land into productive pasture either, there’s just not the water for it. Best they can do is try to restore it to native scrubland imo.

Even to do that I’d probably set up a hoop house - this would keep the wind and animals off, and moisture in.
Then roto-till or just drill holes in the crust, spread dung and plant desert grasses and shrubs. Watering needs are then manageable. Once it’s established move the hoop house down the field and put up proper fencing as you go.

Hellish hard work but it wouldn’t actually cost much. There is zero chance of them doing anything like this.
 
Sad thing is you'd normally see the grass-less patches only around the little outbuildings set up for the livestock to shelter in during bad weather, the beaten paths the animals take through the scrub, and/or favorite dirt wallows.

Being abandoned for a decade might do the land some good, even if it may never be desirable grass pasture for a very long time.
 
In order to have any chance he would have needed to grow them in containers or in raised beds filled with fertile topsoil and lined with wood (like a bootleg hugelkultur) but container gardening doesn't feel very permaculture and he'd have needed a bunch of time, money and resources to get all the soil, wood etc for efficient raised beds. Also even with hugelkultur he probably would have had to water the shit out of it, which isn't very permaculture. And between the field serfs leaving and Penny starting up his terrible construction company, there probably hasn't been much spare time or money (or energy) for something that ambitious..
Wow, if only he had like, I dunno, $600 laying around for these projects and an unemployed neet with all the free time in the world to help ensure the future of the ranch!
I don't think Costco equals off grid living (or did they give up that larp?)
 
Plough the alpaca manure into the soil and then immediately lay down loads of rolls of turf and water the shit out of it for weeks in the hopes it roots and stops loose soil blowing away. Then I guess get planting actual feedstock, and keep the livestock away from it for a couple years while you work on other patches and then set up a system of rotating grazing?
It looks more like the land needs some xeriscaping. Plain grass would just die and the topsoil would blow away again. The problem is most of the things that would grow there take a long time to grow, and they more or less destroyed all that with their troon incompetence.
 
Sad thing is you'd normally see the grass-less patches only around the little outbuildings set up for the livestock to shelter in during bad weather, the beaten paths the animals take through the scrub, and/or favorite dirt wallows.
Yeah, I've been out to Colorado including that area a few times and the Eastern part is pretty barren but it's not that barren. The Tranch land looks more like it's been transplanted from the Western side of the Rockies where it starts turning into desert.
 
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