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I find it interesting that there hasn't been a single fame-whore woman that has expressed interest in Sander, starting with DMs. I would think there exists at least one dangerhair far left woman who would want to date him to get into that sphere, and possibly on television as a result.

The fact that this guy and his family are so toxic that they even scared off all fame hungry idiots is fascinating.
I've seen people in the comments asking to date him, but he doesn't respond. It makes me wonder how much of this is a marketing scheme.
JFC I forgot all about The Secret. I would bet my left kidney he's a major advocate of that bile. Every fake positive person I know has an inordinate cult mentality towards it.
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What would a Sander spinoff be like? It seems unlikely there will be another Jazz season, so TLC will probably be looking at Sander. We'll get his usual activism shit, but what will the hook be? Tranny dating show?
 
I've seen people in the comments asking to date him, but he doesn't respond. It makes me wonder how much of this is a marketing scheme.

It mostly seems to be thirsty trannies and fags in his comments.

What would a Sander spinoff be like? It seems unlikely there will be another Jazz season, so TLC will probably be looking at Sander. We'll get his usual activism shit, but what will the hook be? Tranny dating show?

Basically a 30 minute tiktok full of empty platitudes, fruity dances and chest hair. Pretty sure 90% of the audience would just be hate watching,
 
Jesus Christ it's like he's never even met a woman.
I just want my future gf to be happy idc what she looks like
Is legit something I'd expect to hear on Love on the Spectrum.
Sander.
You're doing too much.
Get a fucking hobby. Actually go to the gym. Stop taking your shirt off. Your body isn't impressive and the shirtless thing is not doing what you think it is.
Women can see the desperation on your face even without the "My future gf" posts.
This is pussy repellant.

On second thought, good.
Jeannette's genes should not live on and it's looking like they might not (save for Ari, possibly Griffen)
 
Sander is definitely the type of controlling asshole who would do nothing but spew fake positivity all day, or detract whenever you're upset about something.
I've dated guys like that. Sometimes you have a bad day or you have trouble at home or you're just not feeling it.
When he is this obsessed there is NO way he doesn't have incredibly warped ideas on what a girlfriend (or the role of a gf) should be. Even if he finds someone compatible and isn't a controlling asshole I bet he'd ruin it, not only by being clingy, but by giving the girl the burden of being his savior from his family. From one emotional crutch to another.
This is a very specific descriptor and I need more details.
I thought it was a reference to that guy who cut a hole in a watermelon...
 
No wonder farmers think Sanders and Jazz are in an incestuous relationship, in every photo of them together, Jazz's tits are always pressed up against him in someway.
Well, they have to go SOMEWHERE; there's only so much room in that frame. At least it looks like Jazz has found "a look" that works for him: fluffy, peasanty tent top with skinny pants, disguising the big parts and playing up the (relatively) small.

Now for a hairdo...
 
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And then you have this asshole hovering over you, lecturing you about "creating a positive mind space" or "Happiness is CHOOSING to be happy" when all you want to do is go to bed or have some quiet time alone.
So, he's basically that type of women who see her boyfriend just calmly watching tv and saying he's fine and assumes he's cheating and hates her.
 
I find it interesting that there hasn't been a single fame-whore woman that has expressed interest in Sander, starting with DMs. I would think there exists at least one dangerhair far left woman who would want to date him to get into that sphere, and possibly on television as a result.

The fact that this guy and his family are so toxic that they even scared off all fame hungry idiots is fascinating.
I kind of assumed that Sander would go for a non binary woman who wanted social justice attention - it'd mean he could up his grift because then he'd be "pan" or whatever since his "genderfriend" is not binary so therefore he couldn't just be plain old straight.

If I had to speculate I'd say the limiting factors are
  1. Location, there's just not enough of that type in Florida (compared to New York or Portland)
  2. Centre of attention bias - Sander would want to produce all the TikToks his way, and any enby isn't super special when compared to Famous Trans Kid Jazz (so less appealing for the fame hungry)
  3. Lameness - Sander might be a route for attention but he's cringe and would make an enby look cringe by association and not a cool edgy influencer
  4. Jeanette - the young BPD can smell the stench of a powerful Narc all over Sander, marking him as hers. Much like how cats flee from the scent of lion urine, the predatory attention seeker knows not to threaten an entrenched cluster B matriarch
  5. I dunno, maybe Sander has unreasonably high standards? The uninterested girls he's made TikToks with seem to be conventionally attractive normies who have far better options than Sander.
His best shot at a girlfriend almost seemed to be Noah, since they seemed to have some actual semblance of chemistry, but Noah's obviously just a lesbian who yeeted the teets so that was never going to go anywhere. Hope wanted to fuck Sander but clearly found his personality too off putting to consider anything more (not that Sander was interested).
 
I for one would love to see him end up with a Natalie Stewart type, lol. Who would "educate" him endlessly while he made a fake "thoughtful" face, nodded, and pinched his chin, 🤔 then repeated the same exact thing back at her like it was his own idea.
But nevermind wondering what kind of woman might tolerate Sander- what kind of woman does he want? There's so much psychosexual madness and tension running through his entire family that I can't even imagine what she'd be like, only that I'd put money on him being extremely angry and/or crying in bed. Like he wants a really JAPpy girl to call mommy, then he chokes her out and cries while doing it or something Islamic and nightmarish
 
His best shot at a girlfriend almost seemed to be Noah, since they seemed to have some actual semblance of chemistry, but Noah's obviously just a lesbian who yeeted the teets so that was never going to go anywhere. Hope wanted to fuck Sander but clearly found his personality too off putting to consider anything more (not that Sander was interested).
:story: just lol.

Sander is such a non-entity to the demographic he flogs himself for. The one group he logically should have a chance with (TiFs and handmaidens), no matter how hard they pretend to subvert this or smash that, want softboi unicorns or conventionally masculine men, neither of which are black holes of charisma. It's just human nature. Sander is just too ugly and boxy to be a twink and he's constantly shredding his own strength and confidence to not look like a dirty threatening straight man. He cowered in front of two effeminate black dudes, crumpled immediately when Peppermint started trannysplaining at him next to Hope, he whines all day on the internet while losing his hair. All he's won for his behavior is a lesbian who views his impotence as safety for company. If he ever got a girlfriend, what is he going to do when the clothes are off? Hold hands with her and verbally affirm her stretch marks are A-OK? He projects such a juvenile and insincere image that we're already reasoning he must be some secret psycho underneath it. Personally I think he's just a toothless idiot, look at his dad because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
 
I for one would love to see him end up with a Natalie Stewart type, lol. Who would "educate" him endlessly while he made a fake "thoughtful" face, nodded, and pinched his chin, 🤔 then repeated the same exact thing back at her like it was his own idea.
But nevermind wondering what kind of woman might tolerate Sander- what kind of woman does he want? There's so much psychosexual madness and tension running through his entire family that I can't even imagine what she'd be like, only that I'd put money on him being extremely angry and/or crying in bed. Like he wants a really JAPpy girl to call mommy, then he chokes her out and cries while doing it or something Islamic and nightmarish
I think he wants a very dimwitted, vulnerable, slightly ugly girl. He is very angry underneath his "omg ally!" persona, as we saw in that video about him being mad he doesn't have a girlfriend. I'm sure he thought he was being funny, but that's just not a normal thing to film, edit, watch, and then think, "yeah, I'll post this."

He certainly doesn't want competition because he's so insecure, which is why I think he wants a girl who's not particularly cute. He also needs her dumb so she won't realize what a freak show the family is and, really, what a loser he is.
 
I think he wants a very dimwitted, vulnerable, slightly ugly girl. He is very angry underneath his "omg ally!" persona, as we saw in that video about him being mad he doesn't have a girlfriend. I'm sure he thought he was being funny, but that's just not a normal thing to film, edit, watch, and then think, "yeah, I'll post this."

He certainly doesn't want competition because he's so insecure, which is why I think he wants a girl who's not particularly cute. He also needs her dumb so she won't realize what a freak show the family is and, really, what a loser he is.
Yes BUT he also thinks he deserves a 10/10 supermodel because he's such a Male Feminist and an Ally, so if he does have a 6/10 girlfriend/wife, he'll end up resentful toward her and will also constantly be watching porn.
 
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