Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

The first 3-4 episodes were good. They had an interesting gimmick, they did lots of preparation. It's now garbage because they dropped the gimmick and both are lazy shits.

It's just the same as any other dumb show but worsened by constant grifting and stuttering.
 
Bro..........can you stop broing out for a second? I'm tuned in tonight and it's just your usual kino show with andy being annoying and PPP shilling, no need to be over the top about it "HOLY FUCK IS THIS FINALLY THE END OF KINO?" It's just a typical shitty kino show.
If you’re suggesting people stop finding new and creative ways to describe how obese and disgusting Ashton is, the answer is a resounding no - now and forever. This thread is now a Whale Watching thread.

I agree with the last statement - that’s why it’s more fun to shit on the show then watch it.

I squinted just now to see what you were saying. Then I unsquinted my eyes and realized he already looks like a fat, female librarian.
The one nice thing about being as fat as Asstroon is that if you want to troon out, the estrogen does the job for you, as you’ve observed. No HRT required with this much blubber, folks.
 
One big thing that's fucking the Casino is they can't give their audience new content. Then Vito the Pedo comes out and says "I'm not joking when I say I jerk off my cat with cue tips when she's in heat" and neither of them know what to do with this steaming pile of Kino laid right in front of them.

Mother fuckers, your superchats don't work and people are chucking tomatoes at you. Cut loose a little.
I think it’s funny cause PPP never used to care about YouTube ToS. He said whatever whenever and that was part of the draw. That uncut and uncensored vibe recorded on a phone from what seemed to be 2008 seemed raw and honest, even though it was kayfabe and hyperbole.

He always knew that if his channel went down, he could make another one and everyone would still find it through word of mouth.
 
The Abortskis dropping their new single 'Hollarin' Hog from West Virginia. This song makes me feel like it is 2002 at a community center listening to the tryouts for Battle of the Bands.
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*Warski you do not sound like Blink 182. You sound like karaoke at last call.
Funny you mention Blink-182 when they have a whole song dedicated to Adam.
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"I never thought I'd grift alone
I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
I trace the dono back to the wall
No wonder, it was never plugged in at all"
 
The Abortskis dropping their new single 'Hollarin' Hog from West Virginia. This song makes me feel like it is 2002 at a community center listening to the tryouts for Battle of the Bands.
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*Warski you do not sound like Blink 182. You sound like karaoke at last call.
If anyone is questioning how retarded andy warski is. Just play this. He is a child. This is on the level of smashing together your toy action figures, and narrating on top of it.
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If anyone is questioning how retarded andy warski is. Just play this. He is a child. This is on the level of smashing together your toy action figures, and narrating on top of it.
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Bro you gave DSP thousands of dollars and he sidelined your ass how you gonna call a nigger retarded that happens to be pulling in more money then he did on prior ventures? Just saying.
 
Bro you gave DSP thousands of dollars and he sidelined your ass how you gonna call a nigger retarded that happens to be pulling in more money then he did on prior ventures? Just saying.
I don't especially like you but this was the most savage Kiwi-on-Kiwi violence that I've seen in a while and you are to be commended for that. I hope you have a nice day. I don't know the lore on @BSV really but I assume he has earned his tag then.
 
Bro you gave DSP thousands of dollars and he sidelined your ass how you gonna call a nigger retarded that happens to be pulling in more money then he did on prior ventures? Just saying.
It's because I listened to that song. It may be the worst song ever written by anyone. Me being able to earn that much money to give to DSP should give you a hint. I would rather give Phil money then sitting coked out in my fathers basement, while he is sits in the next room as "metokur masochist " Writing this kind of sad tribute song to Ethan Ralph. I have a lot of useful skills which isn't just Internet grifting. Which by it's own merit probably makes me a few standard deviations smarter then warski.

Not only that but I am a better musician then warski, I play and make music. Which isn't retarded. I don't just put on a drum machine sing karaoke about a guy from west virginia, who is really from memphis. Warski has a worse singing voice then Anthony Fauchi, his lyrics are retarded and more tragic then fun. Given that he is trying to make fun of ralph for being a fat hog. While he sits next to his co host which is on an order of magnitude bigger then ralph.

Make fun of me all you want. But the assertion that I can't call andy warski a retard is not an insult. That is just plainly wrong.
 
Bro you gave DSP thousands of dollars and he sidelined your ass how you gonna call a nigger retarded that happens to be pulling in more money then he did on prior ventures? Just saying.
Not only did he pay pig for DSP. He was also the premier Gout guard for many a moon, going so far as to argue with alogs in voice chats and being audibly upset about them criticising Phil. Whenever I see Vidar (BSV) calling someone a loser, I chuckle.
 
I am honestly not trying to derail the thread with ancient drama with phil I had 5 years ago. Warski and his song is retarded beyond whatever shit I have ever heard in my life. It's honestly legendary bad.

"Jim can you see me? I put to many syllables in the verse and it don't really work with the song anymore"

The music is probably stolen, the jokes are outdated, the performance is terrible, the lyrics doesn't fit in the song at all. It's insulting to the listener. It would be a crime for me not to say anything about it. It doesn't have anything to do with me. It's just objectively really really bad
 
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