Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[SpiderDijon]

Ethan Ralph, Dick Masterson, Nick Fuentes, all get swatted this year

then Patrick tomlinson gets on kiwis radar, and he gets swatted

onaforums messed with him for years, never swatted

kiwifarms just discovers him, swatted

use your brains

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

Ethan Ralph, Dick Masterson, Nick Fuentes, all get swatted this year

then Patrick tomlinson gets on kiwis radar, and he gets swatted

onaforums messed with him for years, never swatted

kiwifarms just discovers him, swatted

use your brains

Pat has discussed multiple swattings that predate the popularity of his thread here.

Use your brain.

 

[SpiderDijon]

Pat has discussed multiple swattings that predate the popularity of his thread here.

Use your brain.

Great point, I’d like to point out tho that Pat is a fucking liar

those swatting were disproven when some pests went thru the police records

try and keep up dumb dumb

 

[ILoveNiggers]

Couple of observations -

I sort of feel for Nikki. Look at how easily he raged at the cops in that voice. I would literally bet my wife and kids that he's screamed at her too many times to count in that voice. "YOU STUPID CUNT!! YOU BURNT THE FUCKING DINNER, AGAIN! NOW I HAVE TO GO TO HOOLIGANS FOR THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEEEK!!"

I also actually hope he never figures out which neighbor made that recording. Living next to that lunatic without any interactions is probably bad enough. If he were to take out some of his frustrations on her it would suck big time.

As others have pointed out, leave it to someone like Fatrick to demonstrate the reality of white privilege. I hope the next time he's involved in hush-childing black women on Twitter, trying to explain how he's being harassed 24/7, someone steers them to this audio to reveal his true nature.

Fear not, Niki never cooks, does laundry, cleans or anything else you might expect someone with no kids and no real job to do from time to time. She's every bit as fat, ugly, worthless and stupid as her porcine husband.

 

[Chongqing]

I noticed that a lot of posters in this thread use "then" when they mean "than," and vice versa.

Is this something from his books that was picked up on and is now made fun of? Or are some of us just retarded?

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

I noticed that a lot of posters in this thread use "then" when they mean "than," and vice versa.

Is this something from his books that was picked up on and is now made fun of? Or are some of us just retarded?

Yes.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Not my screenshot, but remember that Facebook thread that led to the audio getting found? Piggy has apparently Kool-Aid Manned his way right into it to try and correcT the record:

 

[ILoveNiggers]

Not my screenshot, but remember that Facebook thread that led to the audio getting found? Piggy has apparently Kool-Aid Manned his way right into it to try and correcT the record:

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Seems like something Niki would appreciate him doing since she frequents there under the guise of a normal human being.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Do we have Fatrick’s pepperoni recipe/technique posted in the thread/updated? I’m craving some extra special pepperoni right now…

 

[Mr Moonface]

Credit to archive_bot on the OnAForums:

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1161680886406008832

https://archive.ph/w03Ud

 

[Pork Packer]

Do we have Fatrick’s pepperoni recipe/technique posted in the thread/updated? I’m craving some extra special pepperoni right now…

Oh silly little child....

...for the pepperoni recipe to be given to thee
you must answer me these riddles three!

Riddle the first, what hue is the child I turn into my wurst?
Riddle two, in whicheth hole of my wife doth the negroid like to poo?
And Riddle third, what organs of mine do sag like an overstuffed turkey bird?

Answer quick and your dick my wife shall lick
Answer slow another jigaboo she shall blow
But should you bugger her I shan't not listen
For I am the cuckolded rumpletomlinson!

 

[r00]

Nah, I'm still here. Not hiding.

I wish I could take credit for the audio,

Lol, I know. Thats why you tried to.

I had no problem with your podcast really. When you had your first live kiwifarms meltdown, and the weird on air dressing down you gave boomia and johnny, I genuinely thought you were doing some kind of long-form, Ron and Fez type bit with no pay off. It was like you were intentionally morphing into a charicature of all the worst aspects of the shock-jock persona. Thin skin, megalomaniacal ship-steering, constant interpersonal conflict, ironic prepburger-esque bits like the talent show and the teases.
Right up until you started dropping DMs i was thinking "this is all a bit too meta, even for owen".

But I guess I was wrong. Or was I?

Spoiler: ...

probably

 

[Plastic Love]

Why does he always bring up the pepperoni story? He brought it up during this incident, and he also brought it up during his court hearing with Andrew. He acts like it is some mortal sin the trolls committed against him. Any person who hears this is going to think he is nuts. I mean, he is, but still. Can you imagine you haven't ever read this thread, and this fat fuck randomly starts talking about people saying he grinds black children into pepperoni? It's so bizarre and I can't understand why he thinks it is giving him pity points or whatever.

The other thing that always gets me is how every single person he interacts with, he says committed a crime and is going to jail. I know it's just fatrick oinking, but to him every single person who has ever texted him anything he didn't like was directly responsible for every crime against him, like one big borg blob. It's just always so ludicrous seeing the shit he types and says. Keep oinking piggy.

 

[Basado]

The other thing that always gets me is how every single person he interacts with, he says committed a crime and is going to jail. I know it's just fatrick oinking, but to him every single person who has ever texted him anything he didn't like was directly responsible for every crime against him, like one big borg blob. It's just always so ludicrous seeing the shit he types and says. Keep oinking piggy.

He thinks there's a small secret society of atalkers who orchestrate everything that ever happens to him when 99% of the time it's people doing things on their own. Piggy is so fat the lard seeped into his brain and made him think he's being gangstalked.

 

[Caverlock]

Why does he always bring up the pepperoni story? He brought it up during this incident, and he also brought it up during his court hearing with Andrew. He acts like it is some mortal sin the trolls committed against him. Any person who hears this is going to think he is nuts. I mean, he is, but still. Can you imagine you haven't ever read this thread, and this fat fuck randomly starts talking about people saying he grinds black children into pepperoni? It's so bizarre and I can't understand why he thinks it is giving him pity points or whatever.

The other thing that always gets me is how every single person he interacts with, he says committed a crime and is going to jail. I know it's just fatrick oinking, but to him every single person who has ever texted him anything he didn't like was directly responsible for every crime against him, like one big borg blob. It's just always so ludicrous seeing the shit he types and says. Keep oinking piggy.

That was the retarded logic in his retarded lolsuit complaint document, too.

He accused specific John Does of defamation, intentional infliction of emotional distress, tortious interference, piracy, and violation of privacy. Then, special popular boy slapped down his magical "Civil Conspiracy" Yugioh card, and everyone became "co-conspirators" to everyone else's alleged offenses with zero proof. With sixty John Does, the total number of wrongs suffered by innocent, not-fat good boy Tomlinson exploded into the thousands.

 

[Lead Sammich]

Why did i not check this thread for three fuckin days? Oh yeah, bc i thought Fatso was out of town bc he wasnt tweeting. I was SURE itd be a couple weeks before any milk better than the discovery of Jake Raven and the real Torque Wheeler was found.

This thread is now getting a daily visit regardless of activity. I came back to over 30 pages and the best squealing since either apostlegate #5 or the Nadolski incident. And the circumstances required for it to even happen are just proof that Fatprick is Gods personal lolcow

Also happy late 900 everybody, hope we get that body cam footage soon.

 

[AnOminous]

I like how he specifically says that he doesnt have a GPA below 1.8. No specific numbers, no explanation, just that it's not below 1.8. And since he is Technicality Tomlinson, he means his GPA is 1.8. Which is still an embarrassingly low number.

Is he slowly learning that people can actually fact-check the dumb things he says? Because boasting of a GPA that is definitely not below 1.8, and specifically not below 1.8, is one of the most pathetic boasts of all time.

It's on the order of "I'm not actually a midget by the technical definition" or "I am definitely not below the IQ where I would be clinically retarded" or "I have never ground more than one child into pepperoni at the same time."

Btw, plz don't actually SWAT lolcows.

If you ever do find out the identity of a swatter, dox them immediately. Swatting is shit, has an unreasonably high possibility of literally killing innocent bystanders, and even when that doesn't happen, these vermin are wasting your tax money. You are literally paying for their bullshit.

 

[Teknorat]

Credit to Snake on the onaforums for this masterpiece. We have the best artists, folks. How long before Pat gets his own Lolcow Cults forum?

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I wish Null would add a reaction for this thread. I've not laughed so hard in months, but if this was a swatting whoever did it should get a rope and fucking hang themselves (was probably boomia.)

 

[AnOminous]

He accused specific John Does of defamation, intentional infliction of emotional distress, tortious interference, piracy, and violation of privacy.

This fat bastard is so autistic he can't grasp the concept that he can't just randomly ascribe every single bad thing that happens to him because of his own autism to every single person who criticizes him.

Just because I say he's fat doesn't mean I'm in a conspiracy with the retard who (may have) swatted him, assuming that isn't just something it took him two days to claim because he's retarded as well as being fat.

 

[Spunt]

With reference to my last post, I have changed my mind. I think, on balance, this was a swatting:

I don't think it's a Swatting. My reasoning:

- The call appears to have originated from Shotspotter, an automated system.

This was based on someone misinterpreting the police logs, there's no indication this was a Shotspotter callout.

- It's not either OnA or KF's style and there wouldn't really be any other suspects.

On reflection, there are other suspects (there's 500,000 people in Milwaukee and I bet at least half of them hate Pat), and others have said that OnA are going off the rails a bit.

- Swatting results in Cops breaking down the door with guns drawn, in the audio Pat says they were knocking on his door.

Apparently this is not the case under WI law.

- The Cops seem to have gone to the address Pat was renting out not his actual address. Why would Swatters send the Cops there rather than Pat's house?

This is still strange, but does not rule out a swatting on its own. Swatters tend not to be smart, and if they didn't get their info from KF/OnA (i.e. it's some third party that Pat has pissed off) they could fuck up.

- Pat would be raging about it on Twitter for sympathy points.

After a delay, he has started doing so. The delay was probably him giving statements to the cops.

Reasons I don't think Pat would call the Cops on himself in the middle of the night and lose his shit at them when they arrive:

- That's fucking retarded.

This is still my reasoning and anyone who thinks Pat would do this to himself and then freak out so badly at the cops he could have got himself shot/beaten is a moron.

So yeah, bummer, this now looks like a swatting. Swatters are the fucking worst, and I think charging them with attempted murder is the right thing to do. If the swatter is reading this (though if they read here they would have got the right address, so I suspect not), you tried to kill a lolcow you absolute dipshit. What's funny about that? Le ebin trololol? You're not a troll, a rascal, a pest, or even an A-Log. You're just a violent criminal and I hope you get your colon shredded in federal prison. You've handed Pat a massive W and poisoned the well for people who just wanted to laugh at a pompous buffoon. This thread will never be as funny or as compelling again. That and you literally tried to get him killed. For as porcine and ridiculous as Pat is, he doesn't deserve to die, and you have no right to make that decision and try to kill someone you absolute fuckstick. Next time Swat yourself, retard.