Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Somerville Dan]

Getting upset over a featured thread sure is a bunch of faggoty nonsense. Patrick will always rise to the top like the fattiest cream. Its not like null is censoring the news. It's audio of an unhinged man screaming in the streets, just promote it yourself if anybody is that bothered. who really gives a fuck?

It probably was a rascal who did it, just a really retarded one. Imagine if it was @SomervilleDan who did this, lol.

(@SomervilleDan: you used to host a podcast about fatrick, but got bullied into hiding by some autistic nerds, in case you don't get the reference)

Nah, I'm still here. Not hiding.

I wish I could take credit for the audio, but that was weaponized autism from the rascals.

 

[Pargon]

I think he meant that she had only got home an hour before he tweeted.

Presumably she was not around when he was cuffed and arguing with the coppers so if it was all about him shooting her, assuming he proved that she was alive and well, I suppose they had no choice other than to let him go.

Where does the black guys farting in her vagina thing come from? Did he make some kind of odd off color joke or did rascals just find it funny to make it up?

I’m sure you’re not wrong but this man purports to be a writer and he doesn’t seem to understand syntax so

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Quite specific, Fatrick. But you messed up your spelling and syntax with: "12 gage shotgun, and M4 assault rifle"

Fat-fingering your keyboard again?

How do we obtain the 911 call? If fatrick is dumb enough to 'vandalize' his own property, he may be dumb enough to swat himself. The call audio would be really interesting.

Patrick is a lily-livered chicken (impressively crossbred with a pig; the marvels of modern science!) who refused to confront one rascal at Hooligans- after years of talking tough, no less. There's no way he has the guts to SWAT himself.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

Nah, I'm still here. Not hiding.

I wish I could take credit for the audio, but that was weaponized autism from the rascals.

Of all the ONA posters, which three are you maddest at and why?

I'll hang up and listen for your response.

 

[NOT a Loaded Gun]

Piggy was too strong for those measly police officers!

My God, does this fat idiot believe the shit he pecks out with his feet? Our brave piggy fought off four cops! I can hear him now:

"NO, CHILD I WILL NOT BE CUFFED!" in his baby rage voice. "STALKERS!! IT'S THE STALKERS!! WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!?""

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

And he's started his victim thread. This swatting may have been real but he's actually never been swatted before, so claiming it's the 3rd time is lies right out of the gate. Take anything he says here with a grain of salt.

I'll continue to update this post as he tweets more.

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They got him in his bathrobe:

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Piggy was too strong for those measly police officers!

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Now he's slamming the cops for being stupid. This reeks of bullshit.

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Piggy takes a break from his story to do some replies:

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Jesus, we really need that footage. You can tell that Pat is actually enjoying himself tweeting this out for some reason.

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And here's where piggy becomes the hero of the story! No wonder his books don't sell.

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And your neighbors appreciated it:

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I'm sure he's on their pay-no-mind list at this point:

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Oh Jesus, again with the pepperoni. This one wasn't a swatting, and given what Pat's said so far, I don't think this recent incident was either.

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And here comes the lecture...

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I hope he's nearly done, I've gotten bored with this nonsense. I think he's lying about being swatted and is trying to spin it into a viral tweet. He's enjoying himself far too much.

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More enjoying the attention. Also, he's been saying there's an active criminal investigation for years. Another piggy lie?

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And he's apparently done.

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I still think he's full of shit about being swatted. The way he writes what happened as him being both a victim and the tough hero, the dimwitted lecture at the end, and him saying this is the third time (if it did happen then this is the first time). I don't think we'll ever know for sure what actually happened, the only thing we can be completely certain of is that he's fat.

Here's the complete twitter thread:

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With stories this good why are your books such shit Patrick?

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Nah, I'm still here. Not hiding.

I wish I could take credit for the audio, but that was weaponized autism from the rascals.

Just go back already nigger. More than half want you back and the ones who would still Fuck with you would get mocked for running the bit into the ground.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Of all the ONA posters, which three are you maddest at and why?

I'll hang up and listen for your response.

^ That's an O&A reference btw

 

[AnOminous]

Patrick's bathrobe now has a twitter account:

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Lmao @ a guy in handcuffs in his bathrobe or naked because it fell off, screaming in anguish, claiming someone else is going to be behind bars before he is.

His voice was actually chilling to me, thinking about how he probably addresses Big Niki like that on a daily basis.

This is how this psychotic, rage-fueled psychopath addresses law enforcement personnel with guns aimed at him. Imagine how violent he gets with helpless women and children.

It's terrifying to think of what this monster is capable of. Just play the audio of his insensate screaming to any normal person and they will be horrified at what this guy could do with a chainsaw and a meat grinder.

 

[Fourskin_Fuckface]

Nah, I'm still here. Not hiding.

I wish I could take credit for the audio, but that was weaponized autism from the rascals.

Even though you look like an actual mong, the boys would like to have you back. Give boomia a giftcard and all is well again.

 

[Uncle Buck]

With stories this good why are your books such shit Patrick?

It absolutely breaks my heart to know that David A. Mack, a legitimate science fiction author who has penned numerous Star Trek books, is not only a friendly associate of Fatprick, but also seems to be buying into his victimization bullshit.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

Nah, I'm still here. Not hiding.

I wish I could take credit for the audio, but that was weaponized autism from the rascals.

Get us the bodycam footage and you can have your podcast back

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It absolutely breaks my heart to know that David A. Mack, a legitimate science fiction author who has penned numerous Star Trek books, is not only a friendly associate of Fatprick, but also seems to be buying into his victimization bullshit.

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If old people want to be stupid and believe everything they read/ hear let them. They're the reason why Western society is such shit. Their idiocy trickles down to the younger generations.

 

[Meat Target]

"Cops had their 12 gauges and M4's drawn"

[X] Doubt

Nah, I'm still here. Not hiding.

I wish I could take credit for the audio, but that was weaponized autism from the rascals.

Bring the podcast back please.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It absolutely breaks my heart to know that David A. Mack, a legitimate science fiction author who has penned numerous Star Trek books, is not only a friendly associate of Fatprick, but also seems to be buying into his victimization bullshit.

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Why would the cops have a system to recognize a "spoofed number"? Isn't that point of spoofing a number?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Lmao @ a guy in handcuffs in his bathrobe or naked because it fell off, screaming in anguish, claiming someone else is going to be behind bars before he is.

This is how this psychotic, rage-fueled psychopath addresses law enforcement personnel with guns aimed at him. Imagine how violent he gets with helpless women and children.

It's terrifying to think of what this monster is capable of. Just play the audio of his insensate screaming to any normal person and they will be horrified at what this guy could do with a chainsaw and a meat grinder.

We might be nearing the Milwaukee Sausage Grinder Massacre.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Yea, this is another bad scifi attempt in my mind. Doesn't really matter if it was automated call, or if some neighbour called it.

But, if it was a aTalker, the value of audio has been ruined.

Doubt we'll ever know an answer, but since Fatty Patty seems to be bragging in this terrible occasion, I'm calling bullshit. Seems kinda revealing to me, though I'm still keeping my mind open to all posibilities

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

It seems everyone missed that the moment Rick saw the cops, he stripped all his clothes off and put on a flasher robe. He had to partake in the exhibition of his misshapen rotund body to those poor cops. Rick is a sick, sick boy.

Even his fanfics are inappropriately sexualized and heavily homoerotic.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat claims to be a conservative self-defense champion, but he’s just another progressive fag who casually tosses around terms like “assault rifle” when he’s trying to cultivate sympathy. Pat probably thinks the AR in AR-15 stands for assault rifle.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Thank God pat's corkscrew dick is too small and too obscured by multiple layers of fat to be seen