Let's Sperg Let's plays awful, and or mediocre games. - There a ton of them out there. (Starting with Virus: It's aware)

Nothing says fair quite like spawning a boss, letting him get enough free shots to nearly kill you, and make him a distraction.
if it wasn't for the fact I heavily abused save states my first time trying to make it through this game I would have 100% given up on this level. It's clear the bullshit difficulty and shit the game pulls is just to hide how short the game really is. Look at the length of the videos so far. I have only done 4 levels, and we are at or almost at about 25 minutes total play time.

Not counting the countless runs I do for practice.
 
@ChucklesTheJester If you want to play a painful horrible game, play the "Catwoman: The Game"
I enjoy my rife of bad games, but the difference here is Virus is bad but in a so bad it's good way. You can point out some of the fun cool things. You can enjoy it in a guilty pleasure way., there a little bit of charm, something you can work off of.

Cat women is bad, but boring. A Mediocre blend that would even put people reading a LP of it to sleep. Putting a Big old hard No on that game. :story: It's a pariah I don't even want to have anything to do with.
 
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>People spawning in and out of existence for no reason.
>Joan's running animation not working at the end
>Unkillable boss that can easily kill you
>Enemies placed behind door and will unfairly hit you when opened if you don't know they're there.


You know this might be the worst level in the game yet.
 
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>Yakuza enemy has yellow skin
Ngl the devs where kinda based.

Also this place is supposed to be a hotel yet looks like everything but a fucking hotel
 
>Yakuza enemy has yellow skin
Ngl the devs where kinda based.

Also this place is supposed to be a hotel yet looks like everything but a fucking hotel
I keep forgetting its a hotel. Also, Why the fuck is THE EVIL here? So it's clear the evil is on the boat AT THE DOCKS. Which is far enough away that we take a helicopter to it.

WHY IS IT HERE?
 
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I got the recording done.

Here a little sample to pique your curiosity how much weirder and stupidly designed this game can get with it bugs, and or hit detection.

 
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Virus: It's aware update 5: Hard Dock Life

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I Guess in the future everyone loves to visit docks.


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The first thing that happens is uh.
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Look I know I joke about shitter working for the cyborgs, but this is some god damn terminator shit here.
No fear of walking into that fire.

Half expecting he going to look like this when we see him on the other side.

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If we take a few steps. (Please note shitter standing in the fire to the left, more credit to the idea he a terminator)

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The helicopter we came in on explodes.

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Where the hell did it fall from? There is no "higher floor" or ceiling for it to fall from. THIS IS A FUCKING DOCK.

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WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR DEAD MEMES.

Get out of my LP!

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You can just hide behind this forklift and they get stuck on the other side. There like something 9-10 of them that spawn in, in all. I stopped caring about counting these things a while ago.
Once they all are dead, the fire goes away.

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Something I want to point out . THIS SEMI TRUCK IS GOD DAMN GIANT.

Even for semi trucks this is big. Look at the wall compared to it.

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Let's open the doo-

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(:_( It was fun while it lasted with out silly ambushes like this.

Two for one special of new enemies.

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First we have this dock worker with a fleshlight mouth.
I'll just call him Docky.

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Second is this horrifying pedophile smile monster.

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So Something I didn't mention with the video is. Smiley is immune to damage here. You have to kill both dockys and he just die after like five seconds.



Another thing to note is for what ever the fucking reason. The door control if you back your ass up into it like you see in the video. Makes smiley unable to hit you.

And well I've done this part so much, I learned to time it to make it look like he misses and kills himself out of shame. :story:

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Here another fun hit detection bug I can show off.

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Slowly walk in making sure Shitter is slowly edged closer and closer to this wall.

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The door will shut and trigger this ambush trap.

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And if you run behind him and stay upinside his ass like this.

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These guys not only can't hurt you. YOU CAN'T HURT THEM. But you know who can hurt them?

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Shitter can kill them. Oh and that effect is the attack they do.

You can also see we have a new weapon. The game given us a third weapon we can switch to with out telling us.

It seems to do the same damage at the inf ammo pistol but you can fire it way faster. This thing's DPS is no joke.

Let's go open the next door.

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WHO, AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO BREAK IT?

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Shitter here is seeing ghosts.

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It's a thriller of shuns. This time we can't kill them.

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Doing enough damage only stuns the shuns for a second as they march toward us.

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And as abruptly as this happened it also ends as shitter some how opens the door. Notice you can see him on the other side of it already. I swear the more I look at the footage for these levels the more shitter seems more and more evil.

Please note this next gif is not edited or anything, Shitter seriously does this in game.
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HE FUCKING DOES THE SCOOBY DOO FUCKING RUN.

LIKE ZOINKS JOAN, IT'S THE EVIL! LET'S MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SPLIT.

I know how to make this gif 100% better.


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Sure let's go end this level.

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Please note: I have no fucking idea what he means by reading the text. What electrical field? Why is it stopping us from ending this level?

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I am not joking we have to go find this fucking electrical field to pad out this level now.

My only guess it's a translation error. He likely meant there a Electrical field blocking us.

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Please note Shitter does not follow us, nor does he protect us.

That probably for the better.

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I don't want shitter going terminator mode again.

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Oh and we have more of these fucks drop in on us. Again I didn't count or anything but it somewhere around 10.

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And you have to kill them all to make the fire go away. This door control wont protect you this time.

Also fun thing to note. One of the spiders that spawn here will always have a range attack to shoot you.

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With the fire gone we turn the corner and.

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They literally pop in like that when you turn the corner.

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This door is annyoing. If you back up even slightly it shuts, and you have to press the button again.

Well now the moment you all been waiting for. THE NEXT BOSS.

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It's this thing, and it pulling a page from the boss last level. You can't damage it by shooting the body. YOU HAVE TO SHOOT THE CONTROL PANEL TO THE SIDE THE POWER IS COMING OUT OF.

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For the I used the fast shooting gun, but you kill it faster if you use the second gun that does more damage to cyborgy enemies.
I think you can even beat this level with out taking any damage if you use that gun to kill this thing before it gets a attack on you.

Are you ready for a close up of the boss?




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It's... Joan?

You seeing this as well guys? That looks like joan's upper body. OH NO WE WAS THE EVIL ALL ALONG.

NO JOAN, YOU ARE THE EVIL! and then Joan WAS A CYBORG!

Or the devs just re use her model because let's be honest on a real PS1 YOU'LL NEVER NOTICE THIS. :story:

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on the way out watch out for the fucking docky outside when you open the door.

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You can bypass all the cyborgs on the way back.

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The door magically opens for you.

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Look at the brightside Kiwi's it wasn't a DEADLY PREMONITION.


Next time we explore the ship.
 

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At first glance, I thought this was a more general thread, I'll retool the post I intended to make as a suggestion in case you're looking for a crappy, obscure RTS game to play.


As said in the article it's not the worst RTS game by far, even when the review was written, but it has two attributes that imho should be sufficient to grant it a spot in some kind of Hall of Shame:

1. It has arguably worse graphics than the original Warcraft, despite requiring a more advanced graphics card.

2. It came out 31st of January, 1998 in USA. Original Starcraft was released in 31st of March the same year.
 
At first glance, I thought this was a more general thread, I'll retool the post I intended to make as a suggestion in case you're looking for a crappy, obscure RTS game to play.


As said in the article it's not the worst RTS game by far, even when the review was written, but it has two attributes that imho should be sufficient to grant it a spot in some kind of Hall of Shame:

1. It has arguably worse graphics than the original Warcraft, despite requiring a more advanced graphics card.

2. It came out 31st of January, 1998 in USA. Original Starcraft was released in 31st of March the same year.
I'll keep it in mind after this the current game. I have a few candidates for what to do next, I want to check em all to see if it be intresting thing to show people.
 
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Lifes too short to waste it on shitty or even mediocre games. Too many good games to play and not enough time as it is.
Janky games have a charm of their own, although I like the newer shovelware simulator games from Europe.

Autobahn Police Simulator 3 owns because I figured out the angle needed to collide into oncoming traffic at max speed to launch yourself 200 yards into the air into the bay (which you can drive on because we're cops we can drive on water) and then drive off the map boundary into the endless void.

You don't play them for real you just figure out how to have a good time.
 
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Wasn't the setting a hotel? Why is there a ship? ah fuck it I'll just laugh at the janky animations
 
Wasn't the setting a hotel? Why is there a ship? ah fuck it I'll just laugh at the janky animations
At the end of level 4 we find out GASP the evil is from a ship at the docks and we take a helicopter parked right outside the bosses office there.

I don't blame anyone for forgetting. The boat is just the game trying to tie into the movie.
 
Virus: It's aware update 6: X-COM THE HELL ON WITH THIS BULLSHIT.

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Spoilers, we never do understand the origin of the evil.



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Shitter is semi useful this level and he walks around a lot.

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Hell he even opens the first door for us, turns to his left and oneshots a cyborg.

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Meet

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Bootleg X-com snakeman. Sorry fans of the newer games, you can't fuck it.

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If this level had a theme of the day like some horror sesame street episode, the theme would be.

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Ambushes.

KIll them go foward some more, and turn around.

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Ta Da another one. When ones like this happens shitter who is still by that door shoots at them so they not as bad.

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Shitter also comes running up here when we about to open it, leading to us having to press the button twice.

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More snake men.

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Make sure to turn around after going closer to the middle.

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Thank god we have a room to the side here we can go to.

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Shitter has to run to it after we press the button.

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Classic shitter, stealing the credit.

This next room really something else. You got to see this.

Looking back, I make it look like I am speed running this game with this routing.

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He some how finds a blow torch on one of the snakemen.

Yeah sure what ever. That make him useful.

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He also opens the door back.

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And it's these dimwits again. 2 dockies and a smiley.

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This time his hit detection doesn't bug out, and lands a hit,
Shitter then rushes to the door that he couldn't open before.
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These headcrabs inf respawn for like 10-15 seconds while he opens the door. I don't care enough to count the exact amount of seconds.



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What's funny is during this you can see this random ass blue sparking on the floor here.


Oh and when he does open the door make sure to turn around.

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Surprise ambush.

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And 2 more.

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Make sure you back into this corner.

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AS more head crabs inf spawn. This time only 2 go after him while a third one runs at you.

This spot happens to be the best for this.


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In side we meet 3 more dockies and a smiley. This door next to us is the door we have to go in. It's to the right of where we came in.

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He opens this one as well for us once the cyborgs are dead.

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We found him.

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How does the first statement of the explosion, correlate to you guessing where THE EVIL is on the boat?

You know what who cares.

Want to see how much the game cares?


UGH!



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Yes that damage is unavoidable as far as I can tell.

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Thomas runs pass these chumps. there 3 dockies in all.

Shitter's body non stops does that blood effect like he being hit every second.

Kill these nitwits and let's go see thomas.

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More important then staying with the only person on this cyborg infested ship with a gun?

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What ever, we don't need the dead weight.


NEXT TIME. We'll do the last level, and find out if the boss wants to die, or bug out and I just search youtube for the ending. :story:


Yes, 7 levels long.

I told you this game was short.
 

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Sutter died as he lived, confusingly. RIP
Whats even more funny is if you read the name of the person who told him to look out. It was Joan.

Thomas apparently didn't see the hulking mass of cybernetics and dead tissue right behind shitter and Joan, but joan did with eyes out of the back of her ass. And she still gets hit anyway. :story:

Thank god the devs was kind enough to heal us right before forcing a hit.
 
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