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- Jan 15, 2017
The idea of a FIVE DAY stay for a hysterectomy is blowing my mind. Even if it was done with an open abdominal incision which they almost never are anymore, she probably still wouldn’t be there for five days. Heck, I think most hysterectomies are outpatient these days, or overnight at the most.
Is she just gonna whine so they keep her? Those poor nurses.
I know that munchies are a thing, but the idea of being excited for a five day hospital stay (let's face it, that Amazon list screams "whoo vacation!") is utter lunacy. The food sucks, the TV and internet reception suck, you're connected to wires and IVs the whole time, you have techs poking and prodding you all day and night. I don't know where she got the idea that hospitals are like a getaway from home, or that she'll need to stay for five days. The longest I can see her staying is a day, and that's if she ends up nonstop puking.
I just remembered that doctors have women of child bearing age pee in a cup before certain procedures, including surgery. I can see her tweeting about how she's so relieved to be getting a hysterectomy because the oppressive doctors are required to give her a pregnancy test to legally cover their asses. Being a woman in Alabama is so scary, guys!
I've been considering adding more to OP, and that is on the list. It is just heinous to me how fucked over poor Bella was.I'd honestly recommend putting in the thread title "Put down a traumatized (or brain damaged) dog because it had an ear infection". Just something about the fact Bella was not exactly a normal dog, and Polissa just did nothing about the potential brain damage and obvious PTSD she had.