Grand Jury speculation thread

[Pointless Sperg]

Sorry if this has been addressed but what are the odds that this is “just” making good on the threat that should get a rational person to agree to a plea deal instead of an escalation on the part of the commonwealth? How likely is it that this is a result of Chris going rogue at the last second and rejecting the “time served” deal most people expected?

It's entirely possible. If Chris was being pissy, and either refused the deal, or fucked up in court when actually asked to plead guilty and instead tarded out about how he didn't really do it, it would pretty much force their hand. Jailing someone on a felony without an indictment is generally considered not acceptable. (Though Mississippi seems to get away with it.)

 

[Mary Jane]

7/28/22 needs a separate thread, or this thread needs to be renamed to something more general, e.g. Court Proceedings Theories or what have you.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

it’s going to trial. he’s fucked

 

[Black Yoshi]

I hope Chris gets sentenced to constant anal rape for the full length of his sentence.

Null should pin this on the sidebar.

 

[Near]

I hope Chris remembers to use the family friendly Shinyehameha instead of the Curseyehameha when he is denied freedom once again.

 

[General Disarray]

Apologies, I should have been more clear. I was talking about the actual court case where Chris takes the plea. But thank you for information on the grand jury indictment process. I am not aware of a lot of the rules around that.

Ah lol, thanks; there's so much chatter that the cases get confusing, Threads also moving fast.

 

[AnOminous]

it’s going to trial. he’s fucked

Since my completely innocent reaction got deleted, I have only this to say.

NIGGER. SHITCOCK. EAT DICKS JANNY TRANNIES!

 

[AskeDead]

so does this mean he's going back to the mental hospital or jail until his trial?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Where did it all go wrong?

 

[Vince McMahon]

I hope Chris gets sentenced to constant anal rape for the full length of his sentence.

It won't unrape Barb.

 

[manic dainty gorl]

In Virginia they let you out of prison after completing 80 percent of your sentence and the remainder is probation. So Chris could be in prison for 8 years in that case.

Imagine 8 years of Chris jail mail. He'll make a full Sonichu illuminated bible one letter at a time.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I really hope Sonichu and the team help break Chris out and return their rightful mayor back to Cwcville.

 

[King Kiwi]

Subpenis?

Are you tring to make this creepy?

Hey whatever is achievable.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Where did it all go wrong?

February 26 1994

 

[Hogar Grupal]

How will Chris spin this as a positive?

In the most autistic, awkward way possible. He'll throw in some "foresaw/foreseens", talks about the haters, about Jesus' (his) divine powers on the collective shift, blame Barb. Possibly shit himself and go to sleep (or shit himself asleep).

 

[RodgerDodger]

I hope Chris gets sentenced to constant anal rape for the full length of his sentence.

He’s the jailhouse motherfucker dat fucks his mother. I’m pretty sure he’s gonna be the prettiest passed around princess of cell block H.

 

[King Kiwi]

Null should pin this on the sidebar.

 

[fallen_punk]

In Virginia they let you out of prison after completing 80 percent of your sentence and the remainder is probation. So Chris could be in prison for 8 years in that case.

Probation and Parole requires you have a job and you pay for your probation and parole. So if they give Chris probation, he'll just end up in prison because he isn't functional enough to handle having a job.

 

[The Last Stand]

Where did it all go wrong?

From the beginning. Not Chris making his first YouTube video or his first public appearance, but the moment Barb gave birth to him.

The grand jury should be aware of Christine's godlike psyche.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Where did it all go wrong?

Unfortunate convergence of bad personal choices, people unfit to be parents and the proliferation of the Internet.

Indeed, a real-life Truman Show.