DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

"I used to build pcs for a hobby" man is scared of updating windows, prime boomer.

He used to build PCs about as much as he used to slay wild college pussy.

 

[capefear56]

I don't recommend getting into mechanical keyboards as a hobby. It can get... expensive. I guess it's great for DSP then.

Someone should buy him one of those cherry mx silver switch keyboards so he can bitch and moan about how his sausage fingers keep actuating multiple keys with each stroke. I want to see him ask for a refund on a $300 keyboard.

 

[PieceofShet]

Okay so not only are those completely unattractive, basic bitch caps that look like they have the quality of a screen-printed T-shirt:

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But they haven't even dropped yet, and there's no price. DSP is so fucking determined to pretend to be poor that he says he's too poor for things that he literally cannot even know the price of.

Wow that looks absolute shit and not practical. Ofc dsp wants one.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

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DSP needs a mechanical keyboard for more efficient and satisfying LIMBs.

What's with the Sonic autism? Jfc, next thing you know he'll paint them in yellow and black to rebrand those as Sonichu keyboards.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

What's with the Sonic autism? Jfc, next thing you know he'll paint them in yellow and black to rebrand those as Sonichu keyboards.

then he'll rape is elderly mother (or father, in phils case (because phils gay))

 

[Iron Hamster]

Someone should buy him one of those cherry mx silver switch keyboards so he can bitch and moan about how his sausage fingers keep actuating multiple keys with each stroke. I want to see him ask for a refund on a $300 keyboard.

But it would cure the gout

 

[Grammatik]

Edit: All the comments are beyond belief too. The dude litteraly says he wants to suck Phil off untrollishly and that he wrote the poem himself.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

What's with the Sonic autism? Jfc, next thing you know he'll paint them in yellow and black to rebrand those as Sonichu keyboards.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

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We all thought OIC was gonna be the one that was gonna try to break into the pigpen and try to go all Silence of the Lambs with Phil....but this dude....Jesus! Phil better learn quick to put the lotion in the basket.

 

[Grammatik]

Phil better learn quick to put the lotion in the basket.

I honestly laughed hard at this one. Thank you mate, you rinced the horror off of my mind.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

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Edit: All the comments are beyond belief too. The dude litteraly says he wants to suck Phil off untrollishly and that he wrote the poem himself.

We all thought OIC was gonna be the one that was gonna try to break into the pigpen and try to go all Silence of the Lambs with Phil....but this dude....Jesus! Phil better learn quick to put the lotion in the basket.

I haven't seen Jeremy May post in a while. IIRC, it is unconfirmed if he is a real person or just a troll account

 

[JimiHendrix]

I haven't seen Jeremy May post in a while. IIRC, it is unconfirmed if he is a real person or just a troll account

if someone starts talking about their desire to suck phil off, I am going to consider them a troll account.

and if you try to prove me wrong with evidence I will react violently.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

I haven't seen Jeremy May post in a while. IIRC, it is unconfirmed if he is a real person or just a troll account

Obvious troll IMHO.

 

[Coomfucius]

I haven't seen Jeremy May post in a while. IIRC, it is unconfirmed if he is a real person or just a troll account

I refuse to believe that this isn’t a troll account when he’s posting shit like this:

Spoiler: Autism

 

[NursezillaX]

This is a little.late but just getting caught up now. The thing that really pisses me off about that tweet to Rahb was the shitty, "I hope things get better for you'. That kind of passive-aggressive shit from Phil always gets me steamed. The acting like if someone has had enough of his bullshit, regardless of how long it took to get there, then it's obviously something wrong in THEIR life that they're being irrational about and misdirecting at you and you 'hope it gets better'. It couldn't possibly be because you're such a scummy asshole that anybody who possessed a normal amount of kindness and charity would have written you off literally years ago and who should be kissing the ass of anybody who has stuck with you through all that, even going so far as contributing to you financially. The first second one of those people throws some criticism at him though and he immediately gets out the catty little passive-aggressive class out. Just another example of why nobody should EVER get into any kind of a relationship with that dude. You'll never come out of it clean and, from that point on, he'll use you as an example of how 'unfairly' he gets treated and how 'I stay the same, it's them that change, probably from listing to the psychotic shitheads who fuck with me every day' whenever it's convenient for him to.

Whatever, I don't know Rob from Adam but, when I think of him, he is one of those guys that I really find it hard to say get what they deserve. I'm glad he seems to genuinely be peace-ing out and it's be a real bummer if he someday went sniveling back to him, which I don't think is what this feels like. DSP is an ungrateful, selfish POS who offers little more than non-stop, petty whining about every one of problems as he dumps them on you. Why tf would anybody want to add all of his toxic shit to whatever problems of their own? Fuck you, Dave.

 

[Grammatik]

if someone starts talking about their desire to suck phil off, I am going to consider them a troll account.

and if you try to prove me wrong with evidence I will react violently.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Oh, PP Burnell,
Let me count the ways,
Your barnyard noises lull me to sleep
when I've had a stressful day.

The grease glistens off your face
like an angel from the sky
Or you just rubbed your head
In a tray of french fries

The way your flesh protrudes,
from your cute little chin
Is that greys I see,
Or is it just your skin?

The way you flap your noodles
gets my heart aflutter
I will declare my love of you
even if they call me a "nutter."

So notice me you studly hunk
Come out of the closet with your junk
No matter what hardship or frays,
I will be waiting, always.

Your soulmaid v3.0,
JeremyMay

 

[Coomfucius]

Phil’s a real stand up guy!

In all seriousness though, his whole “I’m nice to people and for no reason at all people fuck with me” is my favorite part of his narrative.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

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Phil’s a real stand up guy! In all seriousness though, his whole “I’m a nice to people and for no reason at all people fuck with me for no reason” is my favorite part of his narrative.

Incel shit tbh

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

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Phil’s a real stand up guy! In all seriousness though, his whole “I’m a nice to people and for no reason at all people fuck with me for no reason” is my favorite part of his narrative.

>lol!