Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

[Juke and Jam]

I'd like to staple on that I doubt an LA therapist won't try to affect his opinions of events he's experienced.

Correct. Might get sued otherwise.

 

[dry roasted]

Wil Wheaton is almost 50 and he still behaves like a teenage girl.

Pathetic.

Yeah it's unbelievable to me that he's older than Patrick Stewart was when TNG started. The contrast between them couldn't be more stark. Can you imagine Wil trying to play the Picard role? He has no maturity or authority, the man has no dignity

 

[Baggywrinkle]

So, 9 days before I turn 50, here are a couple things I have figured out: You know who sucks when they hit 49 and 50? People who sucked when they were 20 and never grew up. You know who is an asshole at 49 and 50? Yep. Someone who was an asshole as a kid and never experienced consequences for being an asshole.

Oh Wil, you manage to be both those people.

You don't have to act like an immature 15 year old to be cool in your 40s, even if you do like punk music. Matter of fact, that makes you not cool. Constantly whining about your childhood well into your late 40s is also the very opposite of being cool. Imagine being a kid and listening to your grandpa talk about driving a tank in Desert Storm. Now imagine listening to your other grandpa complain about how his daddy never laughed at his jokes, and his mommy forced him to be in a movie. One of those grandpas is cool, the other is not. The other is you, Wil.

 

[Law]

Imagine being a kid and listening to your grandpa talk about driving a tank in Desert Storm.

Thinking that Desert Storm is cool is pretty uncool.

 

[Bob_]

So I did a quick search "Did Patton Oswald kill his wife" as I was curious what the story was.

Got this very based reddit reply:

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Therapy can work, but rarely does for people who are incredibly selfish.

Of course, it doesn't help if the client also happens to be a colossal fucking idiot who is entangled in C-list Hollywood horseshit.

Calling Wil a C-lister is awfully generous, don't you think?

 

[obsdj]

Wil is turning 50, and he is using the occasion to whine like the little bitch he is

Hey everyone! An old man is talking!

So, 9 days before I turn 50, here are a couple things I have figured out that help me not suck too much.

wilwheaton.net

You either die a crybaby or live long enough to see yourself become the entitled crybaby you played on TV. Either way you die as Wil Wheaton, which is the icing on the Lifetime of Poor Choices Cake.

Therapy can work, but rarely does for people who are incredibly selfish.

And/or people who don't actually want to get better.

Can you imagine Wil trying to play the Picard role?

In those season 1 spandex uniforms? Why do you hate me?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

All of these different adults, consistently, shut me down and made me feel like I didn’t matter, the things I liked were stupid, and my opinions were invalid because of reasons I didn’t understand because I was a dumb kid...

Lol, they were right then, and they're even more right now, you nerd faggot.

I wonder if he will eventually tell everyone about being bummed into oblivion by tinsel town execs.

No, River Phoenix and Corey Feldman were being buttfucked by powerful, influential Hollywood execs. The best Wil could do was possibly being groped by craft services caterers and/or Gene Rodenberry.

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

Oh Wil, you manage to be both those people.

You don't have to act like an immature 15 year old to be cool in your 40s, even if you do like punk music. Matter of fact, that makes you not cool. Constantly whining about your childhood well into your late 40s is also the very opposite of being cool. Imagine being a kid and listening to your grandpa talk about driving a tank in Desert Storm. Now imagine listening to your other grandpa complain about how his daddy never laughed at his jokes, and his mommy forced him to be in a movie. One of those grandpas is cool, the other is not. The other is you, Wil.

His wife's sons are just as fucked up as him so I don't think he'll ever be a pretend grandad.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

Thinking that Desert Storm is cool is pretty uncool.

I was originally going to go with the trope of the old man talking about his time in WW2, but those people are all dead. Though to be fair, any example is going to be cooler than Wil's whining.

His wife's sons are just as fucked up as him so I don't think he'll ever be a pretend grandad.

That doesn't stop him from recursively publishing all his memoirs.

I do like how he did actually reveal something new and exciting he's working on, which is literally Star Trek TNG fan fiction. Fucking lol. And because of course:

From the very beginning, I just had fun. I didn’t second guess myself. I didn’t worry. I didn’t let my anxiety or the relentlessly critical inner voice of the man who was my father speak up and distract me.

 

[ChampFantana]

Considering celebrities are open season for threads, I'm shocked nobody has started one on Patton Oswalt. The man regularly spergs out on Twitter, murdered his wife and pretty much married his mistress at the wake. I've seen plenty of cows less deserving of a thread that have one.

I'm still surprised Ron Perlman doesn't have a thread on here already. He's an even bigger cow than Patton.

As for Mara Wilson, Christ what an insufferable idiot cunt.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I'm still surprised Ron Perlman doesn't have a thread on here already. He's an even bigger cow than Patton.

Hey, Lil' Donnie!!! I sucked off 13 illegal Mexicans and let every nigger in LA fuck my ass!!! Try to be as anti-racist as me Lil' Donnie!!!!

There, I've summed up a Ron Pearlman thread for you. No need to create one.

 

[brahsparagus]

Hey, Lil' Donnie!!! I sucked off 13 illegal Mexicans and let every nigger in LA fuck my ass!!! Try to be as anti-racist as me Lil' Donnie!!!!

HEY WESLEY BOY. GENE RODDENBERRY JUST FISTED MY ANUS UP TO THE ELBOW WHILE PATRICK STEWART TOOK A SHIT ON MY CHEST. WHOS THE BIGGEST TREK FAN NOW? HOWJA LIKE THEM APPLES HOSS?

 

[Calzaghe]

It’s this retarded faggots Birthday. I fully expect this tard to go on some sort of tangent.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

https://twitter.com/boundingcomics/status/1553058234784702464

Maybe there’s a reason people are telling you to shut up, Will.

EDIT: it’s old, the account is apparently just posting old articles on him since it’s his birthday.

 

[Water-T]

Does Wil have any expression other than "I'm squeezing out a fart"?

 

[Mola Ram]

Does Wil have any expression other than "I'm squeezing out a fart"?

Why would he, being such an asshole?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Does Wil have any expression other than "I'm squeezing out a fart"?

Quintessential soy

 

[Billy_Sama]

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https://twitter.com/boundingcomics/status/1553058234784702464

Maybe there’s a reason people are telling you to shut up, Will.

EDIT: it’s old, the account is apparently just posting old articles on him since it’s his birthday.

Wheaton manages to write something more stupid than a Picard episode.

 

[Ghostse]

Does Wil have any expression other than "I'm squeezing out a fart"?

There's a more scrunched up: "I'm taking my wife's strapon up the pooper"
The soy grimace of "I'm so proud of my Wife's Son."
And the pensive, thoughtful, and self-satisfied "Listening to my wife being railed by the Bull; I did a really good job of prepping him."